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A Friend Stopped By | 06/20/2008 10:45 am

The Greatest Salesman in the World, by Sandra McElwaine

By Sandra McElwaine

Editor’s Note: Sandra McElwaine is a Washington-based journalist who writes for Time, Forbes and The Washington Post.

When my doorbell rang yesterday afternoon in Georgetown, it was 101 degrees. I opened it to find a red-faced, perspiring salesman proffering a card with “Electrolux” written on it in large red letters.

Did I really look the same? No Botox, no nips, tucks or peels — just a few blonde streaks and Oil of Olay.

He introduced himself as Steve or Steverino. "You know, like Steve Allen," he explained. He said he had come to check out my vacuum.

I told him it was old and clunky and heavy and that I hated it. I really wanted to trade it in for something new, light and easy to use.

"Let me have look," he said convincingly, so I let him in.

He grappled with the machine, removed a grimy lint pad and told me there was nothing wrong. It would last another ten years, but the hose was a problem — it was malfunctioning. I needed a new one, plus a new lint pad.

"How much?"I queried

"One hundred and six," he replied.

"Forget it," was my response.

Then he looked at me and said,"I know you. I’ve known you for years. I sold you this vacuum at your old house on N Street." (That would have been more than 12 years ago.) And he went on, his voice rising: "I sold you one in your other house in Kalorama." (That would have been, like, 30 years ago.) I sat there dumbfounded. "And," he continued, "I know your name. Let me think." He closed his eyes and placed his hand on his eyebrow, dramatically fluttering his fingers. "It begins with M," he repeated several times. Finally I blurted it out: "McElwaine."

"I knew it," he said with an engaging grin.

I was hooked. Did he have a Ouija board, a dossier of all his former clients in his car? Did I really look the same? No Botox, no nips, tucks or peels — just a few blonde streaks and Oil of Olay.

Then he told me about a secondhand hose which cost only $69. ("Only for you," he murmured sotto voce.)

I thanked him profusely and, being a penny-pincher, said I would think about it and call. I did, of course, first thing this morning. The secondhand hose is on its way along with a couple of packages of brand new lint pads. I guess I’ll have that damn Electrolux for the next decade!

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Brooklyn Gal
The Electrolux salesmen were part as much a part of my childhood as the Fullerbrush men and their free samples. I wouldn’t mind that Dyson guy ringing my doorbell.
By Brooklyn Gal on 06/20/2008 6:54 pm
phyllis Doyle Pepe
I liked this. I didn’t realize salesmen come to the house anymore. Years ago a handsome young thing came selling pots and pans, completely beguiling me to the point where I just couldn’t say no and bought the lot.
By phyllis Doyle Pepe on 06/21/2008 10:26 am
Andy C
How sad that when I read your article, my first thought was “what’s the gimmick?” There is no way, these days, that I would let a salesman in my house; I feel lucky that my electric meter is outside so I don’t have to worry about someone posing as the meter reader; something that was happening in this area not so long ago. So sad since I too remember the Fuller Brush Man; a man who came around sharpening knives, the encyclopedia salesman (!) Do encylopedias even exist outside of the internet? All of these and more; people who were part of our culture, remembering us and our families. My father-in-law was a collector salesman, going from door to door each month collecting on merchandise bought on time. He would remember his customers’ birthdays and often bring the children small gifts for theirs. Now we lock ourselves in the prisons of our homes, afraid to trust a stranger…..sad.
By Andy C on 06/22/2008 8:14 pm
Maggi D
Andrea - It certainly ISN’T a brave new world we have created - is it?
By Maggi D on 06/23/2008 3:15 am
Andy C
No Maggie, it’s not. When I was 12 years old, it was a rite of passage to be able to take the bus downtown and go shopping with my friends. My children only let their kids go to the local mall alone after some real soul searching and demands that they go with a crowd; never go to the rest room alone and carry a cell phone with them “just in case” and these kids are in their teens now!
By Andy C on 06/23/2008 6:39 pm
kermie b
I agree. The first thing I thought of was “She let him into her home?” So much so that I lost the point.
By kermie b on 06/24/2008 1:49 am
Sandbee (FB) 54
For sure, nothing comes door to door anymore, when I was young my grandmother had not just the milk man and the Fuller Brush but her actual butcher drove around town in a truck with his meat and a block that he cut it on. Nowadays that would be too unsanitary, we never got sick. Of course no one is home during the day today and we would have to see all of them in the evenings. Fun to remember it.
By Sandbee (FB) 54 on 06/23/2008 11:16 am
kat
I cant believe they still have electrolux salesmen going door to door. I only have to contend with Jehovah Witnesses who can be very persuasive. Perhaps ,that is where all the electrolux salesmen went to in my neck of the woods.
By kat on 06/24/2008 8:11 am