Jennifer Aniston poses for the cover of Entertainment Weekly and inside she compares Vogue to a "tabloid," says about her divorce from Brad Pitt: "S—t happens," and laughs at the rumor she’s "on the verge" of having a baby. Below are our favorite tidbits from the interview:

Aniston on Vogue taking her quote, "What Angelina did was very uncool," and using it on the cover: "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next."

On divorcing Brad Pitt: "If you strip away all of the glitz and the glamour and the headlines — the shock and awe of it — it’s just people living their life. S—t happens, and it’s as normal as any other human being if you take away the headlines. It’s just not as interesting without the headlines."

On pregnancy rumors: "Oh my God, it’s hysterical. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’"

On motherhood in the future:  "I’m on the verge of it in some way — or it’s something I long for."

Some way, somehow, Aniston will get pregnant? We’re sure there are plenty of willing candidates out there who would happily help her out.

Anyway, the last time Aniston graced a glossy cover was Vogue and the cover line read, "What Angelina Did Was Very Uncool." That quote spread like wildfire and we think these will too … which might be Aniston’s exact intentions. We wonder: Maybe she thinks these juicy sound bites will help her beat Brad Pitt at the box office? The usually shy Aniston is cleverly expressing herself these days, and we like it. It’s a great way for her to gain as much media attention as possible before the premiere of her new movie, "Marley & Me," which hits theaters the same day as ex-husband Pitt’s highly buzzed about flick, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."

Read more on the EW interview at E! online.

And in case you need a refresher on that gorgeous (and infamous) Vogue cover: