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Joan Juliet Buck | 06/18/2008 12:00 am

Joan Buck Doesn't Understand

By Joan Juliet Buck

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In response to: What do you like most about the gym? What do you like the least?

What do I like the most? The pool, when it’s empty. Rare. But oh so wonderful. The elliptical trainer. So gentle, so forgiving.
And the least? A crowded class. Frequent. Nightmare. A human trainer. Neither gentle nor forgiving. What language is he speaking?