10/22/2008 11:20 am
POV
Obama's Joe Six-pack Takes on McCain's Joe the Plumber

WOW: What happened? Gov. Palin mentions you, "Joe Six-pack," and then Joe the Plumber gets press conferences in his front yard?
JOE: I think the reason was McCain. More people listen to McCain. He’s the one running for president. Honestly, I think people stopped listening to Sarah Palin. She’s not as interesting as McCain.
WOW: What’s the difference between a plumber and you? You should have ridden your name out while it was out there.
JOE: I think Joe the Plumber has more professional and usable skills than Joe Six-pack. I’m a friend of plumbers. If you’re a beer drinker you need a plumber. I actually think Joe the Plumber is a Joe Six-pack kind of guy!
WOW: What would a debate be like between the two of you?
JOE: It would probably involve non-work issues. It would involve whose football team is better, or we’d talk about girls.
WOW: What issues would you dominate Joe the Plumber over?
JOE: I’m more social, so social issues. Joe Six-pack goes out a lot. I spend almost every night out at bars and meeting people, rubbing elbows – Joe the Plumber probably doesn’t have the luxury of going out so often. He probably has a lot more pissed-off people as customers. Most of the people who talk to me are happy — if you’ve got a broken toilet you’re probably giving Joe the Plumber a lot of shit.
WOW: Do you think you could share a beer — you and Joe the Plumber?
JOE: Absolutely. We may not agree on anything but I certainly think we could share a beer. I would like to share a beer Joe has never had because I get the feeling Joe the Plumber is stuck in a rut. He probably has just one favorite, so I would want to try something good with him — an honest American-crafted beer just like him and me.
WOW: Joe the Plumber most likely will go with McCain. Are you still sticking with Obama?
JOE: Absolutely. And you know that’s what America is all about. We may disagree on politics but we ought to be able to sit down and have a civil beer with each other at the end of the day.
WOW: Joe the Plumber has been talked up for possible political positions like mayor, oh, and maybe even president – who knows? It seems like anyone can get into political office. Where’s your career headed?
JOE: I will stay out of politics. Joe Six-pack is the last guy you want in a position of authority.
WOW: What kind of beer will be served in an Obama administration?
JOE: I definitely think it would be an American-made beer. Obama wouldn’t be looking for imports. I have seen him on the campaign trail drinking Pabst. That’s a working man’s beer and it’s headquartered in his home state. He could upscale it a bit to Victory from Philadelphia.
WOW: What about a McCain one? What’s the champagne-drinking, eight-house-owning, private jet kind of beer to drink?
JOE: First of all, we all know where McCain’s money comes from! That’s good old Anheuser-Busch from Cindy. He’s probably beholden to St. Louis for that matter. But he impresses me as a guy who sits back and cracks open a Johnnie Walker on occasion.
WOW: Hey Joe, what do you think is a good beer for sophisticated ladies who are chock full of wisdom?
JOE: White wine.
To learn more about Joe Six-pack or to invite him to your Election night party please go to www.joesixpack.net.
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