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Judith Martin | 07/10/2008 12:00 am

Judith Martin on Efficiency

Judith Martin

Excellent idea. I can think of two situations in which this would be a great boon:

1. If the children were born old enough to be able, patiently, to fix their mothers’ computer problems and to find their mothers’ misplaced keys and reading glasses.

2. If the babies could be declared to be legally and practically in the custody of the birth mother’s previous children who have been slow in giving her grandchildren. 

5 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Kay Sara
ha ha
By Kay Sara on 07/10/2008 5:07 am
Deni G
also laughing!
By Deni G on 07/10/2008 11:08 am
Blue Circle Girl
I found the thing for Josie … 15 bucks on Ebay …. with shipping! Please see me at OTV’s place. :)
By Blue Circle Girl on 07/10/2008 4:00 pm
Chips AHoey
that is funny!
By Chips AHoey on 07/10/2008 11:57 am
Patrice Baldwin
That’s wonderful, Judith. Just the answer this dumb question needs. I hope it’s just rhetorical and not taken from some granny’s real wishes.
By Patrice Baldwin on 07/10/2008 1:20 pm