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Edith Ann | 08/22/2008 1:00 pm

Life in the Little Lane: Edith Ann on a Wandering Mind

Has this ever happened to you?

You go over to the window to sharpen your pencil and something you see out the window grabs your mind and your entire pencil gets eaten up by the sharpener.

Then your teacher accuses you of not paying attention and, if you say, “How come I heard you say I wasn’t paying attention if I wasn’t paying attention?” She tells you “Don’t talk back to me,” instead of seeing that you had a good point … except on my pencil.

My Mom complains, too, when my mind wanders off, but I don’t know what to do about it. My mind has a mind of its own. It just goes away and does its own thing, and I have no say about it. I think sometimes it just needs a break from being cooped up in my busy brain.

Anyway, I guess I’m lucky that my mind has its own GPS system, because somehow it always finds its way back to me.

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Edith Ann
What happened, Serena, what was said about Dolly that upset you? I’ll go look,okay? Jane
By Edith Ann on 08/25/2008 2:41 pm
Serena .
Hi Jane. Someone at WoW got smart and decided to change the headline. It was a post about Dolly Parton, which read: “Is Dolly Parton Dead or Alive?” If you go to the WoW Home page, under the wOwWatch in the upper right-hand corner, it’s the first blog.
By Serena . on 08/25/2008 2:48 pm
Serena .
Jane, You have got to be one of the sweetest, most kind-hearted women that I have ever had the pleasure of “meeting.”
By Serena . on 08/25/2008 5:03 pm
Edith Ann
What happened, Serena, what was said about Dolly that upset you? I’ll go look,okay? Jane
By Edith Ann on 08/25/2008 2:41 pm
Serena .
Jane, This may make it easier for you to find … here is the link (which is a shocker in itself!): http://www.wowowow.com/post/singer-dolly-parton-died-fort+sanders-conges…
By Serena . on 08/25/2008 2:50 pm
Serena .
The new headline reads: “Dolly Parton’s Spokesperson Says She’s Alive Despite Media Rumors.” The original headline was “Is Dolly Parton Dead or Alive?” Just about gave several of us a heart attack on here. Geeezzz.
By Serena . on 08/25/2008 2:54 pm
Serena .
Jane, If wOw needs a copyeditor to proof the headlines, I’ll volunteer! :)
By Serena . on 08/25/2008 2:56 pm
Mugsy Peabody
I think they borrowed a headline writer from the National Inquirer.
By Mugsy Peabody on 08/25/2008 3:16 pm
Serena .
AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Too funny Mugsy. I think I agree with you. LMAO
By Serena . on 08/25/2008 3:56 pm
Maurine H
Yep, Mugsy….it’s about that level of journalism.
By Maurine H on 08/25/2008 4:11 pm
Serena .
This makes me think of one of my current favorite songs … “… And when you trust your television What you get is what you got Cause when they own the information They can bend it all they want … ” —John Mayer “Waiting On The World To Change”
By Serena . on 08/25/2008 4:02 pm
Edith Ann
You alway come up with good stuff, Serena.
By Edith Ann on 08/25/2008 7:58 pm
Mugsy Peabody
Don’t drink the koolaid.
By Mugsy Peabody on 08/25/2008 7:58 pm
Serena .
All, If any of you have family/friends/interests along the Gulf Coast, the following is a great link for hurricane tracking. http://www.crownweather.com/gustav.html
By Serena . on 08/26/2008 9:26 am
Serena .
Dear Edith, My mind was wandering this morning, and you know where that led? Down remembery lane! I remembered that Monday is Aunt Lily’s birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILY! I LOVE YOU! Serena
By Serena . on 08/27/2008 7:46 am