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Lily Tomlin | 10/31/2008 12:00 am

Lily Tomlin: 10 Plus Ways to Please Her

Lily Tomlin

Nothing at all to do and plenty of money to do it with. And a great cook and a driver. And someone to shop for clothes. And all the physical energy in the world. And Sofia, my facialist, living next door. And no one you love dying.

A solar-heated pool with a cold plunge for swimming at night and in the rain in winter. While I’m at it: a hot tub in the mountains so you can roll in the snow and back in the hot tub and do that over and over again. And massages three or four times a day until your body works just perfectly so that you’re "floating" as you walk. I may just be talking about being young.

8 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Kryssi K
Are these luxuries of your own, that you actually HAVE? Or luxuries that you merely crave? If the former, I will pay you to trade lives with me for just ONE day.
By Kryssi K on 10/31/2008 2:36 am
James the Game
That’s a major dream of mine: to someday be able to have the money for a house with an indoor, heated pool, so I could swim any time I want. Swimming, I love.
By James the Game on 10/31/2008 6:22 am
Serena .
My favorite luxury? Waking up on a cool, crisp Saturday morning with absolutely nothing to do so that I can stay in bed as long as I want, drink coffee, read the paper, watch the television, and snuggle with my pets.
By Serena . on 10/31/2008 7:10 am
Sofia Tanner
Wow, that sounds incredible… Now, I have to admit my heart jumped a beat when I read this…I am in class, and reading this on my sidekick, and I just glanced at it before I had to put my phone away, and caught a glimpse of my name! That’s very funny that you have a facialist named “Sofia” Ms. Tomlin :) Happy Halloween!
By Sofia Tanner on 10/31/2008 7:24 am
Sofia Tanner
Wow, that sounds incredible… Now, I have to admit my heart jumped a beat when I read this…I am in class, and reading this on my sidekick, and I just glanced at it before I had to put my phone away, and caught a glimpse of my name! That’s very funny that you have a facialist named “Sofia” Ms. Tomlin :) Happy Halloween!
By Sofia Tanner on 10/31/2008 7:24 am
Serena .
Lily, Having watched you glide gracefully across the stage, I’d say that you must already have massages three or four times a day. ;)
By Serena . on 10/31/2008 7:34 am
ellen chase
YOU HAVE SUMMED UP THE PERFECT LIFE BEAUTIFULL!
By ellen chase on 10/31/2008 7:46 am
christine tripp
My favorite luxury’s list has changed drastically since going through our main floor reno. Doing it all ourselves, gutting the whole thing, floor to ceiling and losing the kitchen in the process has me missing things I took for granted. After 8 weeks I would love the “luxury” of using a stove instead of a microwave and a kitchen sink (bathroom sinks are just NOT designed for doing the dishes:) Heat would be nice too:))) Christine Tripp
By christine tripp on 11/03/2008 1:15 pm