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Liz Smith | 10/24/2008 11:05 am

Liz Smith: No More Farewells for Cher … Nicollette Sheridan Downsizes … Jewels, Fragrance and Old Friends for Liz Taylor

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“I will never stop performing. Not so long as I am physically able and as long as people want to see me!”

That was Cher at the opening of the new Beverly Hills restaurant, Luau. The Oscar-winning actress and entertainer deluxe is apparently finished with thoughts of semi-retirement and extended “farewell” tours. She has been having a great time in Las Vegas, and clearly intends to let the good times roll. Her concerts, as opposed to Madonna’s, are not pulsating, punishing efforts to push her body to the max. (Awesome as Madonna’s power is, you really want her to relax at some point!)

Cher moves with reasonable agility — she was never a great dancer — sings a lot, with that powerful, unique voice, and gives her fans hit after recognizable hit. There’s a lot of beading and bangles involved. Old-fashioned glamour, baby — Cher’s still got it. And she does it all without breaking a sweat. Her shows are … joyful.

The opening at the Luau attracted the likes of Orlando Bloom, Elizabeth Hurley, Chelsea Handler, Garry Shandling, Nicollette Sheridan and David Spade. The statuesque “Desperate Housewives” vixen and the slight Spade surprised the crowd with their intimacy. Well, that’s one way for Nicollette to forget her studly ex, Michael Bolton — take a 180-degree turn!

But it was Cher, the one and only, who attracted the most attention. She is shy by nature and rarely seen on the scene. Our L.A. gad-about, Hal Lifson bravely approached and engaged the often wary Cher in a bit of chat.

Along with repping the spectacular, newly remodeled Riviera Resort & Spa in Palm Springs, Hal is a well-known historian of all things 1960s, and he immediately asked Cher about those early days of her career with Sonny Bono.

“Oh, I loved that time, even though I wasn’t a very good singer. [We disagree!] But that was the best time, musically. I loved that period. The Beatles, Bob Dylan, The Stones, of course. And you know who I really loved? The Hollies. Do you remember them?” (Of course Hal remembers the Hollies. He went on to entertain Cher with a list of all their hits!)

The star also revealed that she is doing a new album of all her favorite ’60s songs. “I am really excited about re-interpreting some of that music. It was a pivotal time in history and in my life personally.”

And there’s even a screen project on the burner, though Cher was reluctant to talk about it. Movie deals tend more often than not to vanish in pre-production mulling and meandering, scheduling and financing. But it is time to see Cher back in the movies. Her last was Franco Zeffirelli’s “Tea With Mussolini” and she was just great in that.

Funny thing. The other night while surfing the TV channels, I came across the episode of “Will & Grace” where Cher makes an appearance. Sean Hayes, who played the dizzy Cher-fan, refuses to believe it is really Cher. “I don’t need tips from a drag queen on how to ‘do’ Cher.” He says dismissively, and then gives an over-the-top impersonation. “Are you kidding me with this?” says the eternally deadpan Cher. Finally, she calls on her big “Moonstruck” scene with Nic Cage, and gives Sean a resounding smack in the face. “Snap out of it!” she barks and makes her exit. Sean faints.

  

Cher! It’s on the record. She promises she’ll never leave us. Long may she belt out “If I Could Turn Back Time.”

12 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

James the Game
I liked Cher in the day, but it’s a joke the way so many celebrities (Hollywood, sports, et al.) tell everyone they’re “retiring” or doing a “farewell tour”…and then, five years later, they’re still crooning or flinging footballs and raking in the bucks. And, yes, I’m jealous. <:-{~~~
By James the Game on 10/24/2008 11:31 am
Mary NSB-Florida
I’m glad she still enjoys what she’s doing and still has a sense of humor.
By Mary NSB-Florida on 10/24/2008 11:46 am
Elizabeth Bennett
I think Cher gave one of the best concerts I have ever been to. Maybe the best, but it is hard to compare concerts I attended in my teens to ones I attended in my fifties. She is terrific! I look forward to her new album. I use the Believe album as my workout music. Perfect tempo! And never boring.
By Elizabeth Bennett on 10/24/2008 12:36 pm
beth willis
Just two days away from Tina Turner’s second farewell tour. She was the age I am now the last time she said good-bye, 7 years ago. What a performer, and I remain an excellent audience. Full report Monday. Remember, Liz Smith, we’re all part of the WOW Sisterhood of the Speculating Smarty Pants. Peace and grace
By beth willis on 10/24/2008 2:07 pm
Lady Gator
Beth ——I am STILL so jealous! We saw Cher many moons ago in Vegas. Could love to see her now. Also remember when Sinatra gave his first show after un-retiring - still get tears in my eyes when I think about it. Have fun!
By Lady Gator on 10/24/2008 2:43 pm
Frannie Em
Beth OHHHH!!! I am jealous. What a great concert to go to right at this moment in time - you smarty pants. LOL Peace and grace and peas and gravy — can’t wait for the report.
By Frannie Em on 10/24/2008 3:06 pm
Dab-a- do
My gosh, I actually got a lump in my throat thinking of Cher on the big screen again. Sometimes I think we forget what a great actress she is. I think she is an original which is not an original thought but who else could really do what Cher does and make it seem so easy?
By Dab-a- do on 10/24/2008 2:10 pm
Kryssi K
She is VERY underrated as an actor! I know she’s won an Oscar, but she should have snagged multiple Oscars because she’s so REAL in every single role I’ve seen her in.
By Kryssi K on 10/24/2008 4:58 pm
Frannie Em
Bonnie Oliver How are you and where are you. Just checking to see how you are doing? Thinking of you and sending love and good wishes your way.
By Frannie Em on 10/24/2008 3:07 pm
Lady Gator
Frannie…………..We must have ESP — I was thinking about Bonnie the other day. I agree ——-Bonnie, where are you? I am also sending love and good wishes. Hurry back.
By Lady Gator on 10/26/2008 7:35 pm
Kryssi K
I <3 Cher, and I finally caught her on her “Farewell” tour a few years ago, and it was THE MOST THOROUGHLY ENTERTAINING NIGHT OF MY LIFE. So…I am thankful, but also relieved to know I might be able to re-experience that. That woman is a true entertainer, through and through. (She’s also a very sharp-minded individual - I admire everything about her, actually.)
By Kryssi K on 10/24/2008 4:53 pm
Jeannot Kensinger
I saw Cher a few years ago in Winston Salem, I think it was one of the Farewell tours. We did not stay in our seats the whole everning, mother and daughters, we had a ball. I would like to do it again.
By Jeannot Kensinger on 10/24/2008 6:39 pm