Will Angelina and Brad Pitt Split Before Babies' First Burps?

Liz You look great. Love your red jacket. Yes, you are right. I am amazed that every day the tabloids come up with another way to hit a new low.

Ms. Liz, Tell us more about what you are reading and tell us about what you do to be you and what it takes to be you ….. The lessons and stories in your real life that you can share are way better than this “celebutard” moment …. I LOVE YOU Karin

Liz, Love your hair and new look. But didn’t Kate break it off first??

Liz! You do work for the anti-Christ’s newschannel???

Liz- Great to see you, you set the gold standard for all of us gals of a certain age, what a dynamic person you are…yes, share more of your personal and intimate stuff, can’t get enough of your delicious point of view!

I’ll tell you what, Liz, you come over to my place and we can shoot the sassy stuff. I’ll give you a mean Gin and Tonic and you can give me lots of gossip,or as we gossips like to call it, character analysis. You, I like to listen to––these fluffy women with lips and ears babbling away in that sing songy way sends a squeaky-blackboard tremor through me!

Brad & Angelina? There are some people I REALLY get tired of hearing about. These are two of them. I hear stories about these people even on supposedly legitimate news channels as if celeb gossip is news. It isn’t, & it usually makes me scream at my TV, “The economy is going bad, there is a war going on, Brett Favre wants to un-retire & play for another team! Give me real news!!!!!!” Remember the “Island of Lost (or maybe it was Forgotten) Toys’ on the annual special “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”? There should be an “Island of Celebs That Too Much Media Time is Wasted On” where these particularly annoying people could be sent. I’m sure Brad & Angelina, Paris Hilton, Brittaney Spears, Michael Jackson, & O.J. Simpson could easily keep each other amused with their antics & stop annopying people like me who want to turn on a news channel & see real news.