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Liz Smith | 09/04/2008 9:45 am

Liz Smith: Governor Palin and Her Merry Men!

“There is something about a national convention that makes it as fascinating as a revival or a hanging. It is vulgar, it is ugly, it is stupid, it is tedious, it is hard upon both the higher cerebral centers and the gluteus maximus, and yet it is somehow charming.”

This was said by the critic H. L. Mencken who died several decades ago. But he was right then and right now.

I enjoyed the hell out of the Democrats’ get-together and once it got started, I liked a lot about the Republican Convention on Wednesday night, even though I could take or leave Mitt Romney who seemed to just be auditioning once again for himself to be president. (I don’t think we can get rid of this guy.)

You might be surprised, but I was absolutely blown away by the speeches of both Mike Huckabee and Rudy Giuliani – yes, and when the governor of Alaska finally presented herself to the American people, I couldn’t rip my eyes off of her either. (She is easily one of the most fascinating public characters in all of American politics, past and present.)

Huckabee scored as his always-irresistible self with good humor and a manner that makes you like him no matter what he is saying. His ending anecdote about the school teacher who refused to give her new students desks, making them sit on the floor and guess what they had to do to “earn” them, was just priceless. (The desks were then brought in by veterans still in uniform and the children were told that the desks had been “earned” for them by the actions and valor of these men.) It was heartwarming and super patriotic.

And though I never cared much for Guiliani in his mayor of New York days, socially he is a knockout – brilliant at public speaking without a note, great on his feet, charming, funny, witty, intelligent. He is a great dinner companion, although I could have done without his inevitable evocation of 9/11. Most of his speech extolling John McCain’s considerable virtues and citing Barack Obamas’s weaknesses seemed very effective to me.

I found Gov. Palin a little unnerving in her self-possession, her poise, her certainty and her indelible toughness. This shows through her attractive demeanor and rightly so. It is obviously the way she is – hot, young, dynamic wife and mother, a self-satisfied probably deserving governor who has accomplished a lot, huge attractive family (they are off-limits for the press to criticize but nevertheless the GOP is using them for PR like crazy), a newly adopted anti-Washington, blame-the-media stance. She almost makes the fact that she is a woman and possibly going to be a “first” a non-issue. In her case, being female hardly matters.

Barring some future-revealed “negative,” she certainly seems to be the galvanizer John McCain needed. Perhaps she will help redefine the Republican Party. She certainly helped the GOP bring itself together Wednesday night in rare form. I always believed that eventually even the deep-dyed right would rally behind McCain. I am not surprised that now the radical conservatives and the wild maverick contingents have all come together. They have no choice.

Nevertheless, having enjoyed the GOP in action using the democratic process and admiring John McCain in spite of everything, I have to personally say I could never vote for people who would:

1. Make the Supreme Court go ultra-right and conservative for two decades.
2. Have no plan for universal health care.
3. Have no stated realistic ideas that I can discern for economic recovery beyond tax breaks for the rich.
4. Want to deny women the right to choose.
5. Seem to be actually advocating, encouraging and applauding teen pregnancy.
6. Don’t believe in science and evolution.
7. Insist on bringing God into our misadventure in Iraq. And want to insist on that chimera, “victory.” 
8. Deny global warming.
9. Have a significantly flawed and reluctant energy program.    

And, yes, I can bear to be taxed for the good of the nation. Yes, I can. And while I agree with the Republicans that HOPE isn’t a program, I’m still going to have to vote for hope, given the list above. So, sue me. 

P.S. Once and for all, couldn’t we retire “God bless you and God bless America”? There must be some other benediction, or original way to sign off.  

Click here to read my column in the New York Post.

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Patty E
Finally, someone who agrees with me, and that I agree with. Where was the ‘platform’? MIA?
By Patty E on 09/04/2008 9:12 am
Sarah is White Trash
Will Bunch on Palin the Pitbull’s “Speech to Nowhere” written by Karl Rove: “This was a Speech to Nowhere. It was a Speech to Nowhere when Palin said that “I told the Congress ‘Thanks but no thanks’ on that Bridge to Nowhere, because that was a lie, and the worst kind of lie in American politics, a blatant falsehood that showed utter contempt for the American people that Palin pledged to serve, assuming we are too stupid to look up or know that truth, that she pushed for those funds in Congress and while she got great political mileage out of announcing that she was killing the project, she still has not returned the funds to American people. It was a Speech to Nowhere because Palin also boasted seconds before that other lie of fighting against wasteful earmarks in Congress, even though she pushed for and accepted $27 million of such grants when she was mayor of Wasilla. It was a Speech to Nowhere because Palin said that “we’ve got lots” of oil and gas this country, and while one supposes that all depends upon what you definition of the words “lots” is, the production of oil in the United States has been irrevocably on the decline since 1970, and with her words she showed this nation that she and John McCain will perpetrate the dangerous myths that began with Ronald Reagan at his acceptance speech in 1980, that sunny optimism is the solution to all our energy woes, and not a posture that put energy research on a war footing, or requires moral leadership on conservation, mass transit, or any other common sense answers whatsoever. It was a Speech to Nowhere because Palin boasted that “I stood up to the special interests, and the lobbyists, and the Big Oil companies,” and the audience cheered — after eight brutal years of the same crowd’s cheering for two oilmen in the White House who fiddled while $4-a-gallon gas burned and while American men and women died in a needless war fought on top of an oilfield, and while lobbyist friends like Jack Abramoff and Ralph Reed got rich at the same time. It was a Speech to Nowhere because Palin had the nerve to talk at length about John McCain’s “torturous interrogations” in the very same speech when she all but condoned the continuation of similar, abhorrent practices that have been directed for eight years by our own U.S. leaders, when she stated that Democrats are “worried that someone won’t read them [terrorism suspects] their rights.” It was a Speech to Nowhere because Palin belittled “community organizers” — thousands of Americans who work long hours for little pay in some of the toughest neighborhoods, trying to assist the American Dream that even the poorest among us can pull themselves out of the muck with a helping hand. Palin and other GOP speakers have turned a noble job into a dirty word tonight — shame on you! Listen to what CNN’s Roland Martin said after Palin’s speech was over. My two parents are sitting home in Houston, Texas and they are both community organizers and the GOP and Sarah Palin might have well have said “being community organizers doesn’t matter” to my parents face. I’m disgusted. Community organizers keep people in their homes, keep their lights on, keep food in the fridge. It was a Speech to Nowhere because it made no mention of the men that Sarah Palin and John McCain are running to replace — their names are Dick Cheney and George W. Bush, in case you’ve forgotten this week — and no acknowledgment that as many 80 percent of Americans believe this country is on the wrong track, or that you can’t solve a nation’s problems when you deny they exist. It was a Speech to Nowhere because…well, I urge everyone to read the text, without Palin’s sharp delivery or her adoring fans in the crowd and in the press box, and tell me where there is any kind of policy at all — except for the short boilerplate passage on energy — or any mention of the issues that concern everyday Americans, including the No. 1 issue of the economy. Show me the part where this “grand slam” of speech touches on how citizens can afford health care or sending their kids to college. But more than anything else, it was a Speech to Nowhere because for all the acclaim, the great bulk of it was devoted to one thing, and that is the one thing that millions of Americans are talking about in 2008 when we talk about “change” — to the ugliest kind of “pit bull” politics, to use Palin’s words, that tear down the other side with cheap ad hominem attacks, surrounded by a cloud of half-truths (uh, those “Greek columns”…did you actually even watch Obama’s speech? Because there weren’t any) and ridiculous innuendo about “parting the waters” which means nothing but fires up a big hockey rink full of Dittoheads. These kind of vicious attacks — without having the grace to acknowledge that, despite some real differences on issues with Obama, that he has already accomplished something impressive that says something positive about America and the progress we’ve made — were utterly lacking in class. And this is what Tom Brokaw considers “winning” — have we really sunk that low as a nation?. The people of America want and deserve a real debate, now trash talk from the basketball point guard who was once called “Sarah Barracuda.” I hope America wakes up tomorrow and realizes that Sarah Palin’s words were rousing — and completely empty, that they offered no road map (let alone bridge) for America other than more of the bogus partisan name-calling that has gotten us into the mess that we’re in now. Actually, let me rephrase that. I hope America wakes up tomorrow.”
By Sarah is White Trash on 09/04/2008 11:26 am
Star Lawrence
Speech to Nowhere? Could be the speech to the big mansion on the grounds of the Naval Observatory. Govt housing! Plenty of room for all generations.
By Star Lawrence on 09/04/2008 1:14 pm
Sarah is White Trash
Neat, one big dysfunctional white trash family.
By Sarah is White Trash on 09/04/2008 1:36 pm
C Hardy
and the Clinton’s and Obama’s are so clean trash families?
By C Hardy on 09/04/2008 2:35 pm
Marjorie C.
Sarah is …, Seems you’re quite familiar with white trash.
By Marjorie C. on 09/04/2008 2:36 pm
Lady Gator
Star…..And, for all the people who are worried about her being away from her family — Right now she is approx 30-40 miles from home so she does commute. When she moves into the Naval Observatory, she will be approx 10 minutes from the office. Wish I could be that close to my office. The part of her speech that I was delighted with — her stating that she is soooooo aware of the need for better interest in the women who are the mothers of “Special Needs Children”. A friend’s daughter has an Autistic son and she was delighted that someone was finally going to try to help in their cause.
By Lady Gator on 09/04/2008 2:08 pm
Star Lawrence
I suspect she will, too—not just jaw about it. And Cindy McCain will adopt a children’s cause, I am sure—she has been about that for so long. I can’t prove these things will happen—but I think they might.
By Star Lawrence on 09/04/2008 2:34 pm
beth willis
Lady Gator, I have been looking for you. Tina Turner will be in Miami, Oct. 30; Sunrise, Nov. 2; Orlando, Nov. 5. Hope this brings a smile to your face and a respite from the battle of bitchiness. When we first moved back from overseas 28 years ago, interest rates were above 15%, couldn’t afford a house; we’d been exposed to the lower standards of living in other countries,we learned to do without all those appliances and electricity 24/7, phones, all the equipment we always took for granted; AND we were unaware there was a social stigma attached to living in a trailer park. So we moved into a trailer park. We were in heaven, central air, electricity on a daily basis, telephone, swimming pool, tennis court. Then one day at the school where I taught in another city, a teacher said, “When they put that trailer park in here, our test scores are going to take a dive.” I said, “Really, well we live in a trailer park. If the manager finds out that my son is in the National Honor Society and ‘Best Citizen’ of his class; and my daughter is number one in her class, in gifted and talented classes and is also ‘Best Citizen’, do you think they’ll force us to move?” She apologized, and I said no need, I was sure she did not realize how here statement sounded. Eventually, we moved to a house, and over the years, the lovlely rural environment aroun us has been encroached upon by upscale homes with manicured lawns and top dollar price tags. And where once we sat outside and listened to the sounds of the night, we now hear the cars backfiring, dogs barking, neighbors arguing, teenagers’cranked up hip-hop music. Makes one wonder if it’s the ‘where’ or the ‘who. All that wasn’t for you Lady Gator……..just had that message for you. Peace and grace
By beth willis on 09/04/2008 3:22 pm
Lady Gator
Beth Willis…..Tina Turner….Wow — I’ll have to look into the Orlando Concert — closer for me. It will be great to see her again. As far as trailers and such — you know sweetie, I’ve always said — “It’s not WHERE you live—-it’s HOW you live”. Peace and grace to you also.
By Lady Gator on 09/04/2008 3:56 pm
Frannie Em
Beth I have been wondering where you were. It is good to read you. Love your response to that woman. That was great. What a world. Peas and gravy
By Frannie Em on 09/04/2008 6:32 pm
beth willis
Hello, Franie Em, always heartfelt to be be remembered by you. Zera Lee and I have uncovered some most interesting facts about eligibility for president. If you get a chance, go to my posts and read the ones about McCain’s eligibility. You’ll have to go to Zera Lee’s reply to my post to find the indepth research she has done. Let me know what you think as I value your opinion. Peace and grace
By beth willis on 09/04/2008 8:56 pm
georgia fatwood
Hi FE…peas,loofahs and hominy
By georgia fatwood on 09/05/2008 10:03 am
DeBúrca obj
So it’s OK with you that she cut the funding for Special Education for children with disabilities by 62% in Alaska, as long as she says in a speech that she is a friend to parents of “special needs children”? This is on the same line as John McCain being an advocate for vets simply because he IS one, even though he has voted against every bill to increase funding for vets (accept the last GI bill which he adamantly was against until it was apparent that Congress was going to pass it with a veto proof margin, then he voted yes).
By DeBúrca obj on 09/04/2008 3:34 pm
Tick Pyne
Bravo! I know it’s tiresome but we have to just keep repeating this stuff. The people who have now guzzled the McBush & Sarah Appalling Kool-Aid just make up whatever they want and think if they say it often enough, it becomes the truth.
By Tick Pyne on 09/04/2008 3:40 pm