Sign in to wowOwow

Enter the email address that you used when registering at wowOwow.
The password field is case sensitive. Click here if you have forgotten your password.

Please register for wowOwow

Newsletter subscriptions
Sign up to receive wowOwow's weekly newsletter and get our best picks delivered right to your inbox. Our newsletter content is hand-picked by the wowOwow editorial team and provides the top features, news, and commentary from our site. Subscribing to our newsletter is free and safe. We will never share your email or other information with a third-party without your direct consent.
By registering, you indicate that you have read and agree
with our privacy policy and terms of service.

Liz Smith | 09/04/2008 9:45 am

Liz Smith: Governor Palin and Her Merry Men!

“There is something about a national convention that makes it as fascinating as a revival or a hanging. It is vulgar, it is ugly, it is stupid, it is tedious, it is hard upon both the higher cerebral centers and the gluteus maximus, and yet it is somehow charming.”

This was said by the critic H. L. Mencken who died several decades ago. But he was right then and right now.

I enjoyed the hell out of the Democrats’ get-together and once it got started, I liked a lot about the Republican Convention on Wednesday night, even though I could take or leave Mitt Romney who seemed to just be auditioning once again for himself to be president. (I don’t think we can get rid of this guy.)

You might be surprised, but I was absolutely blown away by the speeches of both Mike Huckabee and Rudy Giuliani – yes, and when the governor of Alaska finally presented herself to the American people, I couldn’t rip my eyes off of her either. (She is easily one of the most fascinating public characters in all of American politics, past and present.)

Huckabee scored as his always-irresistible self with good humor and a manner that makes you like him no matter what he is saying. His ending anecdote about the school teacher who refused to give her new students desks, making them sit on the floor and guess what they had to do to “earn” them, was just priceless. (The desks were then brought in by veterans still in uniform and the children were told that the desks had been “earned” for them by the actions and valor of these men.) It was heartwarming and super patriotic.

And though I never cared much for Guiliani in his mayor of New York days, socially he is a knockout – brilliant at public speaking without a note, great on his feet, charming, funny, witty, intelligent. He is a great dinner companion, although I could have done without his inevitable evocation of 9/11. Most of his speech extolling John McCain’s considerable virtues and citing Barack Obamas’s weaknesses seemed very effective to me.

I found Gov. Palin a little unnerving in her self-possession, her poise, her certainty and her indelible toughness. This shows through her attractive demeanor and rightly so. It is obviously the way she is – hot, young, dynamic wife and mother, a self-satisfied probably deserving governor who has accomplished a lot, huge attractive family (they are off-limits for the press to criticize but nevertheless the GOP is using them for PR like crazy), a newly adopted anti-Washington, blame-the-media stance. She almost makes the fact that she is a woman and possibly going to be a “first” a non-issue. In her case, being female hardly matters.

Barring some future-revealed “negative,” she certainly seems to be the galvanizer John McCain needed. Perhaps she will help redefine the Republican Party. She certainly helped the GOP bring itself together Wednesday night in rare form. I always believed that eventually even the deep-dyed right would rally behind McCain. I am not surprised that now the radical conservatives and the wild maverick contingents have all come together. They have no choice.

Nevertheless, having enjoyed the GOP in action using the democratic process and admiring John McCain in spite of everything, I have to personally say I could never vote for people who would:

1. Make the Supreme Court go ultra-right and conservative for two decades.
2. Have no plan for universal health care.
3. Have no stated realistic ideas that I can discern for economic recovery beyond tax breaks for the rich.
4. Want to deny women the right to choose.
5. Seem to be actually advocating, encouraging and applauding teen pregnancy.
6. Don’t believe in science and evolution.
7. Insist on bringing God into our misadventure in Iraq. And want to insist on that chimera, “victory.” 
8. Deny global warming.
9. Have a significantly flawed and reluctant energy program.    

And, yes, I can bear to be taxed for the good of the nation. Yes, I can. And while I agree with the Republicans that HOPE isn’t a program, I’m still going to have to vote for hope, given the list above. So, sue me. 

P.S. Once and for all, couldn’t we retire “God bless you and God bless America”? There must be some other benediction, or original way to sign off.  

Click here to read my column in the New York Post.

236 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Frannie Em
Willow, Thanks for input.
By Frannie Em on 09/04/2008 2:04 pm
phyllis Doyle Pepe
James: where is your source for that librarian story. Now, to me, that’s a story worth telling. Trying to fire a respected librarian for failing to ban some books? Wow!!!!!
By phyllis Doyle Pepe on 09/04/2008 10:03 am
Tee Zee
Phyllis here’s a story you need to read: http://www.crosscut.com/2008-election/17341
By Tee Zee on 09/04/2008 10:13 am
phyllis Doyle Pepe
Thank you so much, Tee, everyone should read this. Sounds as though we’ve pegged her correctly: a barracuda in a proper Republican cloth coat (the furs are in the closet).
By phyllis Doyle Pepe on 09/04/2008 10:38 am
Nanny hasSeven
Tee Zee, I just read that story on the link you provided. OMG! If all of it’s true, then Sarah Palin is one scary witch!! EVERYONE, including all those dreamy-eyed republicans at the convention need to read this, The dems better verify all these facts and get them out in the open. I was never going to vote for McCain anyway, but for those who may be thinking they will because now he has this “great” running mate, need to be made aware of the facts. It’s very troubling.
By Nanny hasSeven on 09/04/2008 3:48 pm
Tee Zee
Well said, Liz, thanks for the clarity!
By Tee Zee on 09/04/2008 10:05 am
Sarah is White Trash
Caribou Barbie gave a idiot-zealot’s call to her indigenous White Trash vote.
By Sarah is White Trash on 09/04/2008 10:10 am
Marcia Stein
I agree with Liz. Please add that the line item slashed funding for teen moms needing shelter (ironic) http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/02/palin_slashed_fund… and ran up the debt as mayor and tried to censor books. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0808/12987.html These are big issues and we can’t get sidetracked talking about her family situation. We are looking for capable executive leadership that believes in the Constitution.
By Marcia Stein on 09/04/2008 10:13 am
Lorraine Bates
ST. PAUL, Minn. - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her Republican supporters held back little Wednesday as they issued dismissive attacks on Barack Obama and flattering praise on her credentials to be vice president. In some cases, the reproach and the praise stretched the truth. ADVERTISEMENT Some examples: PALIN: “I have protected the taxpayers by vetoing wasteful spending … and championed reform to end the abuses of earmark spending by Congress. I told the Congress ‘thanks but no thanks’ for that Bridge to Nowhere.” THE FACTS: As mayor of Wasilla, Palin hired a lobbyist and traveled to Washington annually to support earmarks for the town totaling $27 million. In her two years as governor, Alaska has requested nearly $750 million in special federal spending, by far the largest per-capita request in the nation. While Palin notes she rejected plans to build a $398 million bridge from Ketchikan to an island with 50 residents and an airport, that opposition came only after the plan was ridiculed nationally as a “bridge to nowhere.” PALIN: “There is much to like and admire about our opponent. But listening to him speak, it’s easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or reform — not even in the state senate.” THE FACTS: Compared to McCain and his two decades in the Senate, Obama does have a more meager record. But he has worked with Republicans to pass legislation that expanded efforts to intercept illegal shipments of weapons of mass destruction and to help destroy conventional weapons stockpiles. The legislation became law last year. To demean that accomplishment would be to also demean the work of Republican Sen. Richard Lugar of Indiana, a respected foreign policy voice in the Senate. In Illinois, he was the leader on two big, contentious measures in Illinois: studying racial profiling by police and requiring recordings of interrogations in potential death penalty cases. He also successfully co-sponsored major ethics reform legislation. PALIN: “The Democratic nominee for president supports plans to raise income taxes, raise payroll taxes, raise investment income taxes, raise the death tax, raise business taxes, and increase the tax burden on the American people by hundreds of billions of dollars.” THE FACTS: The Tax Policy Center, a think tank run jointly by the Brookings Institution and the Urban Institute, concluded that Obama’s plan would increase after-tax income for middle-income taxpayers by about 5 percent by 2012, or nearly $2,200 annually. McCain’s plan, which cuts taxes across all income levels, would raise after tax-income for middle-income taxpayers by 3 percent, the center concluded. Obama would provide $80 billion in tax breaks, mainly for poor workers and the elderly, including tripling the Earned Income Tax Credit for minimum-wage workers and higher credits for larger families. He also would raise income taxes, capital gains and dividend taxes on the wealthiest. He would raise payroll taxes on taxpayers with incomes above $250,000, and he would raise corporate taxes. Small businesses that make more than $250,000 a year would see taxes rise. MCCAIN: “She’s been governor of our largest state, in charge of 20 percent of America’s energy supply … She’s responsible for 20 percent of the nation’s energy supply. I’m entertained by the comparison and I hope we can keep making that comparison that running a political campaign is somehow comparable to being the executive of the largest state in America,” he said in an interview with ABC News’ Charles Gibson. THE FACTS: McCain’s phrasing exaggerates both claims. Palin is governor of a state that ranks second nationally in crude oil production, but she’s no more “responsible” for that resource than President Bush was when he was governor of Texas, another oil-producing state. In fact, her primary power is the ability to tax oil, which she did in concert with the Alaska Legislature. And where Alaska is the largest state in America, McCain could as easily have called it the 47th largest state — by population. MCCAIN: “She’s the commander of the Alaska National Guard. … She has been in charge, and she has had national security as one of her primary responsibilities,” he said on ABC. THE FACTS: While governors are in charge of their state guard units, that authority ends whenever those units are called to actual military service. When guard units are deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan, for example, they assume those duties under “federal status,” which means they report to the Defense Department, not their governors. Alaska’s national guard units have a total of about 4,200 personnel, among the smallest of state guard organizations. FORMER ARKANSAS GOV. MIKE HUCKABEE: Palin “got more votes running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska than Joe Biden got running for president of the United States.” THE FACTS: A whopper. Palin got 616 votes in the 1996 mayor’s election, and got 909 in her 1999 re-election race, for a total of 1,525. Biden dropped out of the race after the Iowa caucuses, but he still got 76,165 votes in 23 states and the District of Columbia where he was on the ballot during the 2008 presidential primaries. FORMER MASSACHUSETTS GOV. MITT ROMNEY: “We need change, all right — change from a liberal Washington to a conservative Washington! We have a prescription for every American who wants change in Washington — throw out the big-government liberals, and elect John McCain and Sarah Palin.” THE FACTS: A Back-to-the-Future moment. George W. Bush, a conservative Republican, has been president for nearly eight years. And until last year, Republicans controlled Congress. Only since January 2007 have Democrats have been in charge of the House and Senate.
By Lorraine Bates on 09/04/2008 10:31 am
Linda Myers
Our world has enough hostile leaders, I heard a night of bashing that was unneeded. It is time for change, and maybe just the first point of change is for less angry leaders from the GOP. Anyone that feels a need to project themselves in brute strength leaves questions on where they gather thier real strength from. No vote here.
By Linda Myers on 09/04/2008 10:51 am
Jodi Drennan
. Liz, i disagree with all your 9 points, but one or two stand out as condescending and even obnoxious. Let’s take #5. Seem to be actually advocating, encouraging and applauding teen pregnancy. Knock it off Liz, no one is advocating teen pregnancy, and what they might be applauding is the acceptance of the fact and the intention to deal with it by having the child. It seems to me the Pro Choice set has forgotten about the choice part. It apparently is only important to have choice if you choose abortion. How about #7? Insist on bringing God into our misadventure in Iraq. And want to insist on that chimera, “victory.” Yes, Liz, we’re fighting a war and victory is the hopeful result in a fight. What are you hoping for our soldiers, defeat? Lastly, I am heartened when our country is blessed by God, not weary of it, and so should you be, as the luckiest thing God ever bestowed on you is your Americanism. I’d like to see what your life would have been in, say, France or Italy, two places I’m sure you love. I don’t think you might have been in a position to pay all those taxes your looking at with Barack Obama. Jodi Jersey City
By Jodi Drennan on 09/04/2008 10:52 am
Liz Smith
Dear Jodi, right on, girl. Thanks for an alternative opinion. We are not all dimwitted liberals here. But isn’t it condescending of you to question my Americanism. I was born in Texas in 1923 and proud of it. I don’t believe God inserts himself into our idiocies; he must be just waiting to see what we do and become because he doesn’t interfere in world madness. My life would certainly have been shit if I had been born anywhere else. I was just giving my feelings and thoughts here and it is great that you gave your alternative. Thank you for joining us on Wow. Liz
By Liz Smith on 09/04/2008 11:20 am
joan larsen
Dear Liz Smith, You have read my words forever . . . and often I feel like I am the housemother on this site, realizing that at times I am not up to it when words get out of control. One of the greatest things about our democracy is that each of us can express an opinion that may be totally our own - and at the least, get ignored, but at the most get listened to. It is seldom that we actually can get another to change his/her mind. We know that, we know that when we speak or when we write as we do. But when an “alterative opinion” becomes a personal vendetta, slamming you or others lately on the site who have been hurt terribly and find themselves in a position that they should not have to be in in defending themselves on a strictly person level, we - the people - have gone too far. We have forgotten that we are people behind the opinions, people who no longer just have their opinion slammed — but an effort has been made to hurt them, insult them as if they were made of cardboard with no heart. I have seen more than I have ever dreamed of of this behavior lately, and I am sorry that it happened to you. Something my mother said long ago is just as appropriate now: consider the source. I find that helps.
By joan larsen on 09/04/2008 12:25 pm
Chris Broersma
Yea Joan! You and Liz speak for many of us, and do it well!
By Chris Broersma on 09/04/2008 12:34 pm