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Liz Smith | 12/25/2008 9:45 am

Liz Smith’s Tidings of Marlo Thomas, Liz Taylor, Madoff and More

wOw’s Grande Dame of Dish has the yuletide scoop
Liz Smith
“And is it true? And is it true?
This most tremendous tale of all,
Seen in a stained-glass window’s hue,
A Baby in an ox’s stall?
The Maker of the stars and sea
Become a Child on earth for me?”

This poem was written by John Betjeman in 1954.

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Merry Christmas this morning of 2008. I find myself feeling in tune with the philosophy of that fabled co-founder of “Sesame Street,” Joan Ganz Cooney. She says, “This is the most incredible time to be alive. Everything that is happening makes me more eager to live long enough to see how things turn out.”

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It won’t be a Merry Christmas, of course, for many affected by events and also those who fell under the machinations of Bernard Madoff, who is being derisively called “Mr. Made Off – he ‘made off’ with everyone’s dough!”

Scores of major million-dollar houses have come on the market in Palm Beach, the Hamptons and in the Caribbean islands. On the posh isle of Mustique, people who thought they were very rich suddenly discovered they weren’t and the magnificent beach house had to go immediately at a bargain price. “All the pawn shops are bursting with jewelry and formerly rich people’s stuff now,” says one Palm Beach insider where the situation is likewise.

In the general economic situation, I know one person with a pricey piece of real estate in Connecticut. He was urged to sell his beautiful house at the top of the market before the crash. “Now,” says he, “it is worth a lot less but I am so glad I didn’t sell it because I would have just put all those profits right into the stock market. And now – where would I be if I had done that?”

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There is another smart cookie in Palm Beach who didn’t try to get richer via Bernard Madoff. She is the philanthropist Celia Lipton Farris who is celebrating her birthday today. She had her dough and she kept it so her many charities are safe. We wish Celia a very happy birthday and Merry Christmas.

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“Peace is the beauty of life!” That’s what it reads on the front of Elizabeth Taylor’s beautiful Christmas card this year. It came accompanied by a lovely personal note and a big box of fab chocolate truffles. I can’t think of a better sentiment for this old world.

We send our love back to the star of stars out in beautiful Bel Air!

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Ran into Marlo Thomas and hubby Phil Donahue and we began talking about the Christmas plea on TV Marlo is making for the St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital in Memphis. I don’t know how she does it, but Marlo and her cohorts whomp up $600 million-plus every year to keep St. Jude’s able to treat ailing children with top-notch newest research, whether their families can pay or not.

When I congratulated Marlo, she laughed. “My brother and I used to say to our wonderful dad, Danny Thomas, who founded St. Jude’s – ‘Daddy, why couldn’t you have left us a booming, gambling casino instead of a children’s hospital to worry about?’”

Send your dollar to St. Jude’s this Christmas!

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Here’s a Christmas news flash. Author Sheila Weller has just signed with HarperCollins to write a bio of Michelle Obama. This writer is under the tutelage of Steve Ross, the publisher who put out Obama’s own The Audacity of Hope and republished his Dreams From My Father.

You remember Sheila; her book on Carly Simon, Joni Mitchell and Carole King, titled Girls Like Us is still circulating to great effect.

8 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

James the Game
That’s nice, Liz. That’s funny what Marlo & Phil said to you concerning the casino. But how great the payoff in heaven, eh?
By James the Game on 12/25/2008 12:56 pm
C jay
It seems “we’re” not impressed, Liz.
By C jay on 12/25/2008 3:50 pm
Andy C
It’s very difficult for me to concern myself about the million dollar houses that are on the market “in Palm Beach, the Hamptons and in the Caribbean islands” when ordinary people who have never seen these places are now paying a price for the mess the economy is in. But don’t worry, perhaps these very rich will also be bailed out at our expense. Hard for me to read this stuff, I may just stop.
By Andy C on 12/25/2008 8:00 pm
Diana T
I know it’s hard to hear about their houses, Andrea, but we must remember that the mega-rich are the ones that have the foundations that support so many good charities and also the Arts. Their losses are going to have a terrible affect on so much good around the world that we don’t realize are being bankrolled by them. And, that includes art museums and research projects in so many places.
By Diana T on 12/25/2008 9:19 pm
Andy C
As usual Diana, you gave a thoughtful, concise and true reply. And here’s the “however”, many of these people must get rid of some of their income and many do so for taxes. Granted, I’ll give you this: there are some for whom charity is important and supporting the arts, research, etc. will undoubtedly suffer. But when so many are having trouble putting food on the table; when Christmas this year for many was just a word on the calendar, it does seem rather callous to be reading about the rich and how they may have to get rid of one of their many houses. I’m okay, just watching it a little more carefully. But, due to an illness, I was forced to retire and now must watch my 70 year old husband work as hard as ever because we’re just not sure how things will be. We’re just not sure that the work of a lifetime will be enough. We’re not sure that our conservative lives will now be enough. We were the ones to whom people always came for help, and still are. The spectre of having to help our parents is still too recent and one we hope never to duplicate. So, yes, I do get a bit offended when I read these posts about the “oh woe is me” mega-rich. They haven’t a clue.
By Andy C on 12/26/2008 7:46 am
Brooklyn Gal
Diana, I agree with you. So many institutions trusted this man. He must have been the salesman of the century. This will have a ripple effect not just to pensions, universities and charities, but the Arts as well.
By Brooklyn Gal on 12/25/2008 9:24 pm
Diana T
Brooklyn, I think we are watching the last days of Conspicuous Consumption. It won’t be long until, even with the most base movie stars, it will be considered uncool and indecent. But…the institutions and foundations that were supporting Arts, Poor Women, Health Issues,Education etc. have been completely gutted by this treacherous man. Most of them were simply not prepared for this. And, what with all the complications that they have had while the Markets have been dropping—-I wonder what will happen.
By Diana T on 12/26/2008 10:40 am
Belinda Joy
I do feel for these affluent men and women who are now forced to sell there homes and mansions. They will now get a long awaited wake -up call as they now see what the average American is going through, but on a grand scale. Mid priced homes aren’t selling. Can you imagine the thousands of mansions that are now going up for sale with no millionaires to buy them? Those with wealth that would have purchased them are the very ones selling their homes off. The irony is palpable.
By Belinda Joy on 12/26/2008 1:37 am