Liz Smith | 10/06/2008 5:00 pm
Liz Smith: They Said What? Politics and More From the Mouths of the Bold-Faced
“American women such as Mrs. Palin exhilarate with their sense of limitless opportunity, their unquestioning can-do. This vim comes partly from their unbridled — not to say unwarranted — self-confidence,” writes Janice Turner in Britain’s Times
"Does anyone believe that woman who was mayor of a tiny Alaska town and then governor of that virtually empty state for 20 months is ready to step into the most powerful job on earth?” –another Times writer Alice Miles
“Alaska is our ‘redneck’ cousin, a frontier state full of drunks and crazy people … backwoods even by Canadian standards. In Palin’s whole life, she visited neighboring Canada precisely once and got a passport only last year. Does America really need another president who makes a virtue out of utter ignorance of the world?” –Heather Mallick, the Canadian writer for The Guardian
Click here to see photos of a few quotable celebs.
“I’ve never been asked or approached by anyone from the show about doing an episode of ‘ER.’" –George Clooney, in response to his returning for a guest appearance
“If you weren’t beautiful before surgery, you won’t be beautiful after it. Physical beauty is never enough in any case – you have to have something within, not just appearance, but character!” –Carmen Dell’Orefice, the world’s 77-year-old still-working model
“Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision?” —Marilyn Monroe
“Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken,” –Isabel Allende, Chilean/American novelist
“I have a theory that life is junior high. Everybody’s trying to get to the right tables, hang out with the right crowd, say the right things and emerge saying they’re part of the ‘in’ group." –Tom Brokaw
“There’s something very corrupting about being an actor, it places a terrible premium on appearances.” —Paul Newman
“The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.” —British satirist Victor Lewis-Smith
“If I miss Mass, I feel guilty and I’ll usually find a church and light a candle. I missed Mass this past weekend because of all the traveling I’ve been doing. But there was a nun on the plane, so I felt better." –actor Mario Lopez
“The campaign will finally become what it has really been about all along: race. It will be about how many people are going to vote for the black guy on November 4. Palin can’t save McCain and neither can publicity stunts. Maybe race can still drag him across the finish line.” –columnist Mike Lupica
“The press is six-year-olds playing soccer; nobody has a position, it’s just: Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Sarah Palin has the ball! … You ‘good values people’ have had the country for eight years, and done an unbelievably shitty job too. Let’s find some bad-values people and give them a shot!” –Jon Stewart
“People ask me why Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin and I aren’t starring in my new musical. I told them that it’s called ‘9 to 5,’ not 95!” –Dolly Parton
“Somebody seems to have switched the scripts. Conservative pundits who once disdained feminism are lauding Sarah Palin’s heroism in pursuing a demanding career while raising five kids. Liberal feminists, meanwhile, are suggesting that because of her unseemly ambition, Palin would be either an irresponsible absentee mom or a distracted vice president.” –editor of The Week, William Falk
“Western doctors were concerned about a growing demand for designer vaginas.” –Harper magazine’s "Findings" column

























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