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A Friend Stopped By | 01/06/2009 4:45 pm

Who Do You Think You're Talking To? by Margo Howard

Editor’s Note: A longtime journalist, Margo Howard went into the family business (her mother was the fabled Ann Landers) in the 1990s as Dear Prudence. Her broad experience and understanding of human nature provide answers for the troubled — and entertainment for everyone else. Click here to read her column on Yahoo! Margo will be joining us as wowOwow’s official advice columnist beginning January 29. We can’t wait!

I grew up hearing my mother say to me, the television newscasters or the newspaper she was holding: “Who do you think you’re talking to?” The translation of this would be roughly akin to saying, “What do you take me for, a fool?” Or, as a lot of people said, back in the day, “Tell it to Sweeney.” Now I find myself saying the exact same thing to television newscasters or the newspaper I am holding … and the subject is most always politics.

Example: Barack Obama and his family were denied early access to Blair House, the official government guest house within the White House blockade perimeter.  The about-to-be first family needed to come to Washington earlier than the usual time because the little girls were starting their new school on Monday, January 5.  Laura Bush’s office said Blair House could not be made available to them because there were “previously scheduled functions.” Mrs. Bush’s office was not forthcoming about what these functions might be. My guess is that they are farewell parties for the RNC and other Republicans leaving town. There was major stonewalling when press people inquired which people were booked for Blair House. The First Lady’s office would only say, “The space is not available until the traditional date, January 15, and arrangements cannot be changed.”

This situation was definitely a “Who do you think you’re talking to?” moment. As The New York Times pointed out, keeping the first family and their four security teams at a five-star hotel is out-of-this-world expensive … and at a time when the government is reduced to printing money, everybody and his dog is getting a “bailout” and the taxpayer is getting nicked for everything. At some point we will know who these previously scheduled people were, and then the question will be asked: Why were they not moved to one of the White House’s 132 rooms, or the State Department function rooms … or a hotel?

Then there is the recently uncovered information that, as a senator, Hillary Clinton smoothed the way for a New York state developer. When he got federal assistance and tax-exempt bonds for his project, Bill Clinton’s foundation received a check for $100,000. Mrs. Clinton’s spokesman said, when pressed about this piece of information, that the senator would have done the same for anyone trying to get something done in the state of New York. To this explanation of amazingly coincidental timing I would simply ask, “Who do you think you’re talking to?”

Then, too, there is our vice president, Darth Vader, he of the curling lip, and the idiot Alberto Gonzales saying everything they did was to benefit the country – and that we’re better off for it! Interestingly, Don Rumsfeld is not saying much of anything. Bush is still blaming bum intelligence for everything, and, well, really, there is no other question to ask except, “Who do you think you’re talking to?”

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Diana T
Fairfax, Va. They have been in that area ever since the 60’s when he took his job with the World Bank. Moved to this house way back in 1970 and decided to stay there and keep it up to date because they love the neighborhood. In the meantime, he became a World Bank director, got through that and retired, probably 10 yrs. ago; now he travels all over the place as a consultant for the Bank as well as Australia and somewhere else I forget…..
By Diana T on 01/07/2009 1:43 pm
Lizzie R.
Margo, Amen to what you said. It couldn’t have been said better. How tacky that our president elect must stay in a hotel. A real lack of class from our current first lady. Oh yes, also those 2 creeps did all that stuff to benefit the country? Sure they did. We all know that. Everything is just hunky dory thanks to their “good works.”As for the Clintons - well…………………!!!
By Lizzie R. on 01/06/2009 6:28 pm
shirley adams
Didn’T Bush say he would accommodate them in any way. or do i miss something?
By shirley adams on 01/06/2009 6:51 pm
Ms. Dee
You don’t suppose the dear friends of the Bush family, the bin Ladens were in town for the holidays, do you? This is truly reprehensible. Well…what else is new with this administration. Good thing you’re there, Margo. I don’t know enough about how things are usually done to know when things are amiss. But surely, these idiots realize that despite their proclamtions of good intent, they did this country no good at all.
By Ms. Dee on 01/06/2009 7:14 pm
Ann Coulter Crazy, Souless, Evil B*tch
Ms Dee, The bin Ladens were funders of Harkin Oil…..and lived in Houston. OBL is probably at the Bellagio pool knocking back mint Mojitos. Comeon…we can’t find a 7’ guy in a turban, with a long beard and connected to a kidney machine. When can find warts on a Camel with Google Earth. Sure…I’m buying it.
Ms. Dee
Exactly. I think we’ve probably seen the same documentaries on FSTV. Do you think the crimes of this administration will ever be fully exposed? When? or Why not?
By Ms. Dee on 01/07/2009 7:14 pm
Ann Coulter Crazy, Souless, Evil B*tch
Not sure what FSTV is but the International Intelligence community already believes that Bush Inc was behind 911. Watch ‘Loose Change’ if you haven’t can find it on video.google.com What they have done is so massive on a global scale and across so many fields that it will be covered in numerous books that most would need to read all to connect all the dots…and 1/2 of the country at least doesn’t care. Interpol agents collectively wrote a book on the JFK assasination “L’Amerique Brule” America Burning under the pen name James Hepburn…ie J’aime Hepburn…it was banned in the US for decades…I finally read it and the upshot was that physics wasn’t suspended the day JFK died. When someone is shot from behind they don’t slam back violently into their seat with the blood spray flying onto the motorcycle cop at the left rear of the car If shot in the head from being the body would go forward and the blood spray would be on the inside of the windshield. It was a lot more complicated than that but I like physics and know those are the unbreakable laws of the universe and the official story doesn’t fit. Any more than three buildings come down faster than the speed of gravity….esp when no steel frame building in the history of the world ever collapsed into it’s own footprint even having been consumed in flames for over 24 hrs. There are way to many of those ‘never happened before in the history of the world’ aspects that occured on one day to make the official story statistically plausible. And besides, there was a precursor to this in 1962…with the classified documents released under the Freedom of Information Act in 2002. Operation Northwoods a false flag conspiracy presented to JFK by the wingnut Military Chief of Staff he inherited from Eisenhower and then removed after he presented this plan and sounds oh so familiar aft 911: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods Do Evil Men Do Evil Things…Evil Men Do.
Ms. Dee
FSTV is Free Speech TV…an Independent news network that I’m lucky enough to get through the local Community Access station. I watched Loose Change today, and it is harrowing. I’m not sure which is most disturbing. The facts or the lemming-like refusal to accept the facts. The documentaries aired on FSTV are along the same lines, but some of them have taken one point or another, made in Loose Change, and scrutinized it more closely and even more convincingly. I’m heartened to hear that international organizations might be putting a case together to expose these atrocities and bring the perpetrators to justice. I’m not sure I like the idea of it slowing Obama down, but I sure hope something happens.
By Ms. Dee on 01/08/2009 3:16 pm
Bonnie Oliver
And you folks think Ann Coulter is harsh? Good grief. Look at what you have written… including Ms. Howard, whom I already thought contributed from the Left at wOw. What was that verse about people in glass houses throwing stones…? Hmm, I think the stone landed right here at wOw.
By Bonnie Oliver on 01/06/2009 8:18 pm
DeBúrca obj
I wonder why Ann Coulter didn’t mention how crass and ungracious it was of the Bushs’ to refuse the Obamas’ Blair House? Oh yes, she only trashes Democrats.
By DeBúrca obj on 01/06/2009 8:29 pm
Bonnie Oliver
DB you mistate the facts - she did a number on John McCain too.
By Bonnie Oliver on 01/06/2009 9:09 pm
DeBúrca obj
Yes, true, McCain wasn’t “conservative” enough for her. I forgot about that… so it is only people she thinks are not conservative AND Democrats, that Coulter trashes.
By DeBúrca obj on 01/06/2009 11:03 pm
Ann Coulter Crazy, Souless, Evil B*tch
And people with middle names of Hussein, and dead 16-year old boys, and 911 widows, and oh let’s take a walk down Coulter-quote Memory Lane since Bonnie thinks commenting on the tackiness of the Bushes equates with Coulterisms: “[Bill Clinton] masturbates in the sinks.” Rivera Live, Aug. 2, 1999 “If you don’t hate Clinton and the people who keep him in office, you don’t love your country.” George, July 1999 “We’re now at the point that it’s beyond whether or not [Bill Clinton] is a horny hick. I really think it’s a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask whether their president is insane.” Equal Time with Bill Mather “When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors.” address before the Conservative Political Action Conference, Jan. 2002 “The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.” as quoted in the Washington Post, Aug. 1, 2000 “Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now.” Slander, p. 6 “Kwanzaa itself is a lunatic blend of schmaltzy ’60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. Indeed, the seven ‘principles’of Kwanzaa praise collectivism in every possible arena of life – economics, work, personality, even litter removal.” “I think we had enough laws about the turn-of-the-century. We don’t need any more.” Asked how far back would she go to repeal laws, she replied, “Well, before the New Deal … [The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.” Politically Incorrect, May 7, 1997 Ann Coulter: I take the biblical idea. God gave us the earth. Democratic Strategist Peter Fenn: Oh, OK. Coulter: We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. Fenn: This is a great idea. Coulter: God says, “Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.” Fenn: Terrific. We’re Americans, so we should consume as much of the earth’s resources… Coulter: Yes! Yes. Fenn: … as fast as we possibly can. Coulter: As opposed to living like the Indians. Hannity and Colmes, June 22, 2001 “Anorexics never have boyfriends. … That’s one way to know you don’t have anorexia: if you have a boyfriend.” Politically Incorrect, July 21, 1997 “My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.” as quoted in the New York Observer, Aug. 20, 2002 “I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote. No, they all have to give up their vote, not just, you know, the lady clapping and me. The problem with women voting — and your Communists will back me up on this — is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it’s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.” Politically Incorrect, Feb. 26, 2001 “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.” This Is War, Sept. 12, 2001 “People like you caused us to lose the war.” (to a disabled Vietnam Veteran) MSNBC “If Giuliani wants to have a national ambition, and I’m a big fan of his, he’s going to have to become pro-life if he wants to run for president. No one ever believed he was pro-choice anyway - he’s a Catholic from Queens,” she says, adding, “Americans understand that Manhattan is the Soviet Union.” — Ann Coulter, quoted in “All Smiles On GOP’s Right Wing”, CBSNews.com, Sept. 1, 2004 [Anti-war Democrats] know that the American people support defending America, unlike them. Their real feelings are coming out as much as they can right now, which is that they’re desperately dying to provide aid and support to al-Qaeda.” — Ann Coulter on WOR radio, September 21, 2002 Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let’s just call it for what it is. They’re whores.” — Ann Coulter, Salon.com, November 16, 2000 “Let’s say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I’m not married.” — Ann Coulter, Rivera Live, June 7, 2000 The swing voters? I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don’t have set philosophical principles. You’re either a liberal or you’re a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. ” — Ann Coulter, Beyond the News, FOX News Channel, June 4, 2000 “Clinton is in love with the erect penis.” — Ann Coulter, This Evening with Judith Regan,FOX News Channel, February 6, 2000 “[The] backbone of the Democratic Party [is a] typical fat, implacable welfare recipient” — Ann Coulter, syndicated column, October 29, 1999 “[Princess Diana’s] children knew she’s sleeping with all these men. That just seems to me, it’s the definition of ‘not a good mother.’ … Is everyone just saying here that it’s okay to ostentatiously have premarital sex in front of your children?…[Diana is] an ordinary, and pathetic, and confessional. I’ve never had bulimia! I’ve never had an affair! I’ve never had a divorce! So I don’t think she’s better than I am.” — Ann Coulter, MSNBC September 19, 1997 “If they have the one innocent person who has ever to be put to death this century out of over 7,000, you probably will get a good movie deal out of it.” — Ann Coulter, MSNBC July 27, 1997 “My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that’s because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.” — Ann Coulter, MSNBC, February 8, 1997 “The CoulterGeist August 1, 2002 By R. Porrofatto Ann Coulter, like others of her right-wing ilk, is a hate monger, pure and simple. The CoulterGeist lives and loves to hate, to froth, to rage against her enemies, to spew forth mindless belligerence and intellectual dishonesty, and the people she loves to hate most are her fellow Americans. She wants the rest of us to hate these Americans, too. Why? Because they are loathsome extremists, an evil “cabal,” a “cult,” the worst scum of humanity, and most importantly, they don’t agree with her. She calls them “liberals,” and it is a species which exists solely in what passes for her own mind. Sure, half a million more people voted for one of those liberals over what she calls our present “magnificent leader” but dear Ann hates them all. Hate, hate, hate. It’s because “her” liberals are traitors, you see, treasonous villains who want to destroy America. In her benighted Hassenlust, facts are beyond her ken, and she wouldn’t want them to interfere with her lunatic rage. It doesn’t matter that Ron Dellums, one of those “liberals” she excoriates for treason, is a decorated veteran of the Marine Corps. And who cares if Charles Rangel was decorated for valor in the Korean War or that George McGovern flew 35 bomber missions in WWII and earned a Distinguished Flying Cross for bravery under fire? It makes no difference that John Kerry won the Silver Star, a Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts, five more medals than the combined totals earned by George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Newt Gingrich, Tom Delay, and all the rest of the right-wing chicken hawks. Kerry and McGovern are liberal, and therefore they must be traitors to America. Of course, there are millions of other liberals who are combat veterans, firefighters, policemen, rescue workers, Red Cross volunteers, teachers, and so on. They are real Americans, patriots, and citizens. What they are not is shrill, puerile screamers who demonize their fellow citizens for cash and televised infamy. Unlike these “liberals,” what single positive contribution has Ann Coulter ever made to our society? Does she think that by making insane, inflammatory, malignant generalizations about a fictive political enemy she is doing good work? Does she believe that by spewing her evil animosity she is engaged in a patriotic act? An argument could be made that if she hates so many Americans as much as she does, perhaps she is the one who is disloyal, un-patriotic, and guilty of treason.”
By Ann Coulter Crazy, Souless, Evil B*tch on 01/07/2009 12:34 am
DeBúrca obj
You have to wonder how she sleeps at night… and what happened to Coulter as a kid to make her this nasty and messed up. Same with Limbaugh. Hannity just looks mentally challenged.
By DeBúrca obj on 01/07/2009 5:19 am
Marjorie C.
DeBúrca They probably sleep as soundly as you do, with visions of gold coins dancing through their dreams. It’s all about money and little about politics. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out Ann Coulter voted for Obama.
By Marjorie C. on 01/07/2009 5:57 am