A Friend Stopped By | 09/06/2008 2:48 pm
Margo Howard Asks: Can You See The Smoke Coming Out of My Ears?

Editor’s Note: A longtime journalist, Margo Howard went into the family business (her mother was the fabled Ann Landers) in the 1990s as Dear Prudence. Her broad experience and understanding of human nature provide answers for the troubled — and entertainment for everyone else. Click here to read her column on Yahoo!
I know, I know, everybody and their dog is weighing in on Sarah Palin, but I must add to the noise. I am channeling Joan Rivers here, but can we talk? I am going to come right out and say it … and I will say it in English. I think the deal with the kid who is knocked-up is tacky. I have no problem with a 17-year-old getting tripped up with her boyfriend of a year. My problem is with a mother who not only allows it to be breezed around the globe, but who then gets very in-your-face about it, as in, “I dare you to make something of it.”
The conservative fundamentalists who would have raised cane if Chelsea Clinton had gotten herself in a family way at 17 have found a way to pretzel this around so that the family is heroic for not choosing an abortion. And … as if this weren’t enough, the father-to-be, or “sex on skates” as one publication called him, is flown to St. Paul where he is met at the airport by John McCain!
Are these people crazy? It all looks like a reward for, well, never mind. Then, the kid winds up on stage with Palin’s family and he is chewing gum. And … in place of a ring on his ring finger is the tattoo “Bristol.” If you can think of anything more tasteless, do drop me a line. I have about had it with “family values.”
























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Women that aren’t drama queens, can clean up, aren’t falling down drunks/stoners, are athletic, have some moral maturity with a foundation in a power greater than themselves instead of the latest shoes, dress, bauble or ‘thing’ they bought and don’t whine but deal with stuff ALWAYS are liked by the guys and hated by the chicks….. I wonder how many more women hunters, outdoors women or skeet shooters we get this generation? I wonder how many less abortions will be performed by girls that are inspired by Sarah Palin? She’s not perfect, but dang it she’s the kind of woman I’d like my wife to have as a friend. Most guys wouldn’t mind being friends with her husband cause she wouldn’t make me feel uncomfortable when I came over to the house to watch the game, but she’d make sure that we’d clean our mess up. She seems like a regular gal. and THAT’s what some women REALLY HATE about her.
As far as implementing policy and the intricacies of being the executive in charge of a government, well I’m afraid that Governor Palin has McCain, Biden and Obama trumped on that account.
As far as the criticism of the teenage daughter for getting pregnant and the young man involved, she’s being consistent. You don’t abort a “mistake”. You don’t kill a genetic mistake or a mistake of young hormonal stupidity. You ask God’s help in the challenge presented and deal with it as a family.
I’m pretty sure that if Chelsea Clinton (your example) had been impregnated, Governor Palin would have NOT slammed her. She just doesn’t seem the type. In fact I’d suspect that she’d been the friend of the Clintons she’d of called and offered support. That’s what I don’t think you understand about “conservative fundamentalist” Christians, hate the sin, not the sinner. May I suggest C.S. Lewis’s “Mere Christianity” for a nice reference.
That’s the trait most of those that I’ve spoken with like about Governor Palin. She talks the talk and walks the walk.
Consistency and principled behavior. She supports the war, well her son is going to war. McCain supports the war, well his sons are going to war.
This election isn’t going to be close and Palin will be the VP. Then you and others can all sit around and make slide shows with the “Beverly Hillbilly” theme music, laugh at the kids, point out what a terrible mom she is for the choice of outfits her children wear, make snarky comments about her husband being a kept man, and generally act like “Mean Girls”.