Sign in to wowOwow

Enter the email address that you used when registering at wowOwow.
The password field is case sensitive. Click here if you have forgotten your password.

Please register for wowOwow

Newsletter subscriptions
Sign up to receive wowOwow's weekly newsletter and get our best picks delivered right to your inbox. Our newsletter content is hand-picked by the wowOwow editorial team and provides the top features, news, and commentary from our site. Subscribing to our newsletter is free and safe. We will never share your email or other information with a third-party without your direct consent.
By registering, you indicate that you have read and agree
with our privacy policy and terms of service.

A Friend Stopped By | 11/19/2008 7:30 am

Margo Howard to Republicans: Don't You People EVER Learn?

Editor’s Note: A longtime journalist, Margo Howard went into the family business (her mother was the fabled Ann Landers) in the 1990s as Dear Prudence. Her broad experience and understanding of human nature provide answers for the troubled — and entertainment for everyone else. Click here to read her column on Yahoo!

Ah yes, he was going to “bring dignity back to the White House.” Instead, he brought Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and half of K Street. Aren’t there any Republicans who are gonna say they’re sorry?

Perhaps not. My take on Republican hopes is not unlike La Rochefoucauld’s view of remarriage: the triumph of hope over experience. According to The New York Times, “a whopping 91 percent of Republicans have a favorable view” of Palin, who is “the runaway favorite when they are asked to rank possible contenders for the party’s 2012 presidential nominee.” Clearly, these people have put their fingers in their ears and gone lalalalala to the 60-plus percent of people who were kindly disposed toward McCain but said they could not vote for him because they felt the lady was in no way ready to assume the presidency, if the need arose.

Meaning no offense to my Republican brethren and sistren, I cannot help but wonder: Don’t you people ever learn? Do you think these polls are made up? Are you not a little bit pleased to look forward to at least four years of hearing a president for whom English is his first language? Do you not take some pride in the fact that we have been mostly (and relatively instantaneously) reinstated in the international community? Can you imagine Barack Obama ever giving a neck massage to Angela Merkel at an economic conference? On whose watch, exactly, do you think we saw the mess of the last eight years unfold?

I, for one, am thrilled that George Bush and co. are soon to head back whence they came. I suspect they might be a little bit thrilled themselves.

Something really telling is that, as of now, there is no interest in a presidential memoir. This is a first in modern times. I mean, all any recent president has needed is “former” after his name and Bob Barnett, and voila! A big deal book contract. This is too bad, in a way, because with no Bush memoir the book he will most be associated with is My Pet Goat.

And just talking about books makes me think of language, and playing with words. I am sorely temped to riff on an old chestnut and say, "Good Riddance to bad RuBush," but that would be rude. Oh, hell, given what we’ve been through, what’s a little rudeness?

163 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Delete This
Lily, Hysterical…thanks for the laugh. “OK….subject…predicate….subject…predicate….quit showing off….we get it.” It is so refreshing after Dufus in Chief……is you chilen learnin’….I believe fish and people can peacfully coexist….you wanna put food on your family….to Prez of Brazil ….oh, you have lots of black people, too…..do I hear his entire collection golden oddies hitting the bottom of the dumpster of history.
By Delete This on 11/19/2008 3:45 pm
Mary NSB-Florida
Separation of church and state. We wrote it…fought for it…and believe it. Until the Republican party gets back to that basic concept, they will continue to disappear.
By Mary NSB-Florida on 11/19/2008 11:40 am
Okpulot Taha
Margo, how many times have you married? What did you learn? George Bush is an illiterate idiot. Bill Clinton is a womanizing ass. Barack Obama is a smooth talking corrupt Chicago politician. Do any Americans ever learn? Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/19/2008 11:55 am
Marjorie C.
Okpulot Taha: Do any Americans ever learn? I think the answer is NO.
By Marjorie C. on 11/19/2008 12:07 pm
Marina B.
OT: “Margo, how many times have you married? What did you learn?” OT, since we’re getting personal here, why does your signature imply that you’re some kind of representative of the Choctaw Nation when your posts in other threads have made abundantly clear that your knowledge of Native Americans is not even superficially sound? I’ve encountered the phenomonen before: someone who thinks that a claim of Native heritage confers a special mystique, and therefore creates a whole persona based on either a few drops of or absolutely no Native blood, but I’ve never understood the psychology behind it. Of course, the thousands of anti-Obama posts you’ve spread all over the internet the past few months is also evidence of a pretty mind-boggling obsession. You really should add at least a couple of other interests; posting exclusively about Obama makes you appear rather one dimensional.
By Marina B. on 11/19/2008 2:28 pm
Okpulot Taha
Mommy Dearest adds some reality, “…wasn’t it Bill Clinton that signed legislation that permitted credit default swaps and rescinded Glass-Steagall?” Yep. This crisis in our financial sector can be traced right back to Clinton, along with both democrats and republicans of Capitol Hill and the House. This financial crisis also traces right back to Obama and his ACORN efforts to have all people in homes no matter the cost nor risk. Our current idiotic mess also traces right back to Americans who are financially irresponsible; living on credit. We are not good Americans unless we have a big home, a big SUV, a big screen televison, a big swimming pool and a debt bigger than we can ever repay. I am annoyed by this camp pointing a finger of blame, annoyed by that camp pointing a finger of blame and annoyed by Americans pointing a finger of blame at everyone but themselves. Do Americans ever learn? Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/19/2008 12:08 pm
Okpulot Taha
Marjorie responds to my question, “Do any Americans ever learn?” Our friend Marjorie responds, “I think the answer is NO.” Majorie, girlfriend, you are just as ornery as this annoying red skinned woman! How annoying this is to have you express truth! Nonetheless, some of us have learned and do learn. You are one, Marjorie. Mommy Dearest is another. There is also Star and Sibelle, along with a number of others. We do learn and we are a good reflection upon our parents and our children are a good reflection upon us. I am not about to write we are high intellectuals nor really all this smart. I will write people like you and I, Marjorie, are simply responsible. We have a lot of common sense and we take responsibility for ourselves and our families. We dream, but we are not dreamers. We pay attention to the price of milk and we pay attention to how many loose coins we have in our pocketbooks. We know when milk is more than we can afford, we will do just fine drinking tap water. Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/19/2008 12:23 pm
Delete This
OT—And you’re studying Hedge Funds in between wringing the chicken’s neck and frying it up in a pan.
By Delete This on 11/19/2008 12:58 pm
Frannie Em
Carma You are best when humor is in gear.
By Frannie Em on 11/22/2008 12:34 am
M L Staats
We dream, but we are not dreamers. We pay attention to the price of milk and we pay attention to how many loose coins we have in our pocketbooks. We know when milk is more than we can afford, we will do just fine drinking tap water. Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation By Okpulot Taha on 11/19/2008 1:23 pm But you said you squated at the stream of life to drink.
By M L Staats on 11/19/2008 3:10 pm
Dana Jae
gone lalalalalalala, indeed! Thanks Margo for another interesting read and straight-up, honest assessment of the minds of Repubs. Minds? Did I just write minds? What used to be a center of productive activity (in the era of Lincoln) has turned into a mind that feeds on greed, calculation, and deceit. Perhaps this is why the Repubs are flailing their robotic arms about like Dr. Octopus with his plug pulled. The party has neither a beginning nor end, similar to the nebula one might find in the night sky. (oh, but they sure do have a base, a center…aye) And sorry? Yes, I’d like to hear one person I know who voted for Dubya admit his/her error and say “I’m sorry.” f p - hats off to you, nice one. And I thoroughly enjoyed the Borowitz Report, Lily. Thanks for that link. OT, Marjorie, Mommy and Dee - It’s too bad that you don’t (perhaps can’t) feel the absolute elation of a nation who feels finally FREE. FREE from the tyranny of rich white male power. OT, worry not about the smooth Chicago politician. If he did absolutely nothing for the next 8 years, just sat on his hands and watched the birds fly by on the White House lawn, we’d STILL be better off than we’ve been the last eight. And as he works diligently to unravel the misdeeds of the past and dredge this giant corpse of a country out from under the bull, you can bask in the knowing that he’s doing this for you…to make your life better…to make you proud to call yourself an American (especially you of the Choctaw Nation). hats off.
By Dana Jae on 11/19/2008 12:41 pm
beverly linens
Reminds me of people complaining about Eisenhower. They would say he didn’t do anything and I would think, THANK GOD! It was the best gift he could give the people of the US.
By beverly linens on 11/19/2008 1:10 pm
f p
Exactly Beverly
By f p on 11/19/2008 2:06 pm
Okpulot Taha
Reminds me of a story about learning. We are quite young, my husband is just past the twenty-five mark, I am still a teenager and we have our baby girl. We have managed to make our way from Oklahoma to California, we are working hard to escape poverty. For breakfast, I fix him a scrambled egg, warmed over mash potatoes with a splash of chicken gravy, a slice of toast and cornflakes in a bowl. No milk in our fridge. I mix up some tap water and Ovaltine, then pour this over his cornflakes while he is eating. Of course, he asks, “What is this?” I tell him, “Cornflakes, Kellogg cornflakes.” He looks at me, “But you’re supposed to pour milk on cereal.” “We can’t afford milk this week,” and I busy myself mixing a bit of water with warmed over mash potatoes to feed our girl, to be washed down with breast milk. My boy takes to eating his Ovaltine cornflakes and tells me, “You know, this is the best cereal I have ever eaten.” With this said, he gives me a loving stroke or two on my big butt, “and you’re the best housewife I could ever have.” Ovaltine cornflakes, this was the cure for our economic woes. Ovaltine cornflakes cured our family’s economic woes way back when. Ovaltine cornflakes can cure America’s economic woes, today. Well.. and maybe a whack of warmed over mash potatoes splashed with two day old chicken gravy, or mother’s milk. Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/19/2008 12:56 pm
Irish Eyes NY
Okpulot: Hi there girl. You are so funny, just love to read you. I’ve written a few things on this site, but since most of the people on here (notice I didn’t say broads) have no sense of humor at all, its really a waste of time, I think. It’s like I want to tell them to “lighten up”. anyway, you are funny
By Irish Eyes NY on 11/20/2008 4:27 pm