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Mary Wells | 03/25/2008 3:00 pm

Teddy Kennedy and the Last Time I Ever Wore THAT Dress

Mary Wells

The first time I had dinner sitting next to Ted Kennedy, he kept patting my tummy. This was in the very late 60s. He was young and cute and thought of as a bit of a playboy, so most of the guests at the table were not surprised that he was patting the tummy of the lady next to him. I was alarmed, however, as my husband tended to be edgy when cute men made a move, and he would have seen Ted patting my tummy as a move.

So I stood up to get away before my husband noticed familiarity between me and Ted Kennedy —  and Ted turned crimson. “Oh my God, Mary,” he said. "Oh my God. I thought you were pregnant and I was patting the baby!” I was a thin girl but I was wearing one of the crinolines we wore those days and it bunched up in front of me and looked, I guess, like a baby-to-be. Everybody at the table went into spasms of giggles, Ted didn’t know what to do about me so he put his arms around me to give me a friendly hug, my husband appeared and Ted took off like a shot. I never wore that dress again — who wants to look pregnant when they’re not!

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28 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

A B
My friend catered an event at which Senator Kennedy was a guest. I am very interested in politics so I said to my friend, “Tell me about Ted Kennedy.” She responded, “He took seconds.”
By A B on 03/25/2008 2:24 pm
T S
The thing about Ted Kennedy is…well, the thing is…I LIKE CAROLINE!!!
By T S on 03/25/2008 3:19 pm
Dawn Miller
He’s quite confident to think it’s ok to touch a pregnant belly anyway. Hands off Mr.Kennedy, if its not your pregnant belly don’t touch. But , then of course we all know he didn’t think it was a pregnant belly either.
By Dawn Miller on 03/25/2008 3:26 pm
Mugsy Peabody
Of course having three of your brothers killed is a recipe for a sane, orderly, balanced life.
By Mugsy Peabody on 03/25/2008 5:03 pm
M. G.
Bleck who wants to have Ted Kennedy pawing all over them. I would be more disgusted by that than looking prego! LOL I would have burned the dress. Your husband should have decked him not only for touching you once but twice. Yeah it is almost a crime these days to touch a pregnant woman’s belly and I find that sad.
By M. G. on 03/25/2008 5:09 pm
J B
No, no…if its not your belly…unless the mom to be invites you…you don’t touch! I watched a man walk up to a woman in the market just last week, put his hand on her very pregnant tummy and ask “So, when are you due?” The shocked look on her face spoke volumes…I am amazed when people just assume a pregnant woman’s stomach is public domain! As for Teddy…puhleeze…he makes Bill Clinton look like a Choir Boy.
By J B on 03/25/2008 7:38 pm
Upanaway
Not sure of the intention of this post, however, entering anyone else’s space is verboten, and has been for, well, aa very long time. Teddy actions remind me of what chemicals do to the brain, and inhibitions. What ever made you sit there, and permit him to do that? Too bad your spouse didn’t knock him flat; I would have!
By Upanaway on 03/25/2008 7:53 pm
Jane Goodwin
Be thankful he didn’t offer you a ride. Some women never make it past the river.
By Jane Goodwin on 03/25/2008 11:36 pm
Upanaway
The Chappa-what, Mamacita?
By Upanaway on 03/26/2008 12:30 am
Missy Greyswan
I’m six months pregnant and I *hate* it when strangers come up and touch my belly without so much as asking. I don’t mind when my friends or family do it so much, but when I don’t know the person it just really annoys the hell out of me.
By Missy Greyswan on 03/26/2008 11:11 am
Tammy Hickman
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy…what a fool. I have a dress that I’ll never wear again. It was a beautiful number with a velour dress bottom. It really showed off my figure and I mean LITERALLY. It showed anyone looking where every crease and bulge in my backside was everytime I stood up. Never again.
By Tammy Hickman on 03/28/2008 2:39 pm
Beachlady ydalhcaeB
That is just 2 funny 4 words. People always like to pat pg mommies’ tummies! Of course, it is always nice to be pg at the time, I suppose. LOL! When I was a young girl Teddy came to our little town to campaign for JFK. My mom actually got close enough to shake Ted’s hand. My girlfriends and I chased his big black limousine down the street as he was leaving town! (for some reason!) Kennedy hysteria, I guess. Ha!
By Beachlady ydalhcaeB on 03/29/2008 7:02 pm
Patricia Burstein
Lighten up, everyone. Mary’s story is witty with a terrific twist at the end. It also makes me glad that I don’t have to wear crinolines, all scratchy, ever again.
By Patricia Burstein on 05/19/2008 7:50 pm