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Politics | 10/17/2008 10:15 am

McCain Roasts Obama, Obama Roasts McCain: It's a Gentleman's Club at NYC's Al Smith Dinner (Videos)

By The Staff at wowOwow.com

"I got my middle name [Hussein] from somebody who obviously didn’t think I’d run for president,” Barack Obama said Thursday night. “If I had to name my greatest strength, it would be my humility; my greatest weakness, perhaps a little too awesome."

Later, Obama asked: “Can somebody tell me what happened to the Greek columns that I requested?” That was a reference to criticism of his perceived hubris after he gave his Democratic nomination speech in a huge stadium complete with such columns.

That was no campaign speech Obama was giving. For one night on the campaign trail that will lead just one man to the White House, Obama and John McCain took a break from the political mudslinging and slung jabs of a lighter kind. The two presidential hopefuls attended the Alfred E. Smith charity dinner at the Waldorf in New York City. The 63rd annual fund-raiser — chock full of the Big Apple’s elite, including Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY — raised $4 million for Catholic charities. Obama and McCain sat on either side of Cardinal Edward M. Egan, head of the Archdiocese of New York.

"Barack is actually Swahili for ‘That One,’" Obama added, making a dig at his rival, who referred to Obama as “that one” during the second presidential debate. “My middle name is actually Steve … Barack Steve Obama.”

McCain referred to the awkward “That One” by saying: “He [Obama] doesn’t mind at all … In fact, he even has a pet name for me: George Bush.”

McCain also once again brought up “Joe the Plumber” – the average “Joe” from Ohio who has become a political celebrity overnight after he questioned Obama about just how small business owners would be taxed under his economic plan.

"It’s true I dismissed the entire team of senior advisers," McCain deadpanned, saying they will all be "replaced by a man called Joe the Plumber … What they don’t know is that Joe the Plumber recently signed a very lucrative contract with a wealthy couple to handle all the work on all seven of their houses," the Arizona senator added, jokingly referring to his own properties that became the butt of late-night talk-show jokes and political fodder for weeks.

McCain also poked at MSNBC — his nemesis — lamenting the fact that his “old friend” Chris Matthews, the “Hardball” host, found a new friend in Obama, who “gave him a thrill up his leg.”

"We talked about it, I told him, ‘Maverick I can do, but messiah is above my pay grade,’” McCain said. “It’s gonna be a long, long night at MSNBC if I can pull this thing off. For starters, I heard that Keith Olbermann has ordered his own ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner.”

Obama also took a jab at McCain and Sarah Palin saying that he “pals around with terrorists” like William Ayers.

"John McCain is onto something,’’ he said. “There was a point in my life when I started palling around with a pretty ugly crowd, I’ve got to be honest. These guys were serious deadbeats, they were lowlifes, they were unrepentant no-good punks. That’s right: I’ve been a member of the United States Senate.”

And once again, lipstick reared its head.

"I have never once put lipstick on a pig, or a pitbull, or myself," Obama said. "Rudy Giuliani — that’s one for you."

Here’s McCain roasting Obama:

 

And here’s Obama roasting McCain:

 

 

 

18 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Susan B
The very talking points each uses to attack the other in earnest, they turned into comedic one-liners. Kind of negates the impact of their negativity. I like it.
By Susan B on 10/17/2008 10:31 am
Maurine H
Forever to be linked by the history books, Senators Obama and McCain are uniquely cast as opponents in the most competitive, nerve-wracking race for the Presidency this country has seen in decades. It was a relief and a pleasure to see both men relaxed and having some fun before they have to put the pedal to the metal on the campaign trail again today.
By Maurine H on 10/17/2008 10:36 am
HA BIBI
I truly enjoyed watching this dinner spar. They were both able to be human enough to laugh at themselves and their own foibles through out this campaign. Although, I found McCain to be far more comedic in his delivery and punch lines, than that of Obama”s.
By HA BIBI on 10/17/2008 11:10 am
Gretchen Perkins
Senator McCain did a wonderful job in keeping the spirit of the evening light and funny. He made me laugh so very hard! I encourage everyone to watch both clips. Senator Obama was more on the serious side, but both of the Senators made the evening enjoyable.
By Gretchen Perkins on 10/17/2008 11:13 am
Garden Goddess
Since neither man wrote his own speech, what’s with this? McCain was truly funny and witty (read his script far better than his stump speeches and formal deliveries) and Obama was just so-so. What does this say about their respective parties and the talents within them? Or does it reflect who is taking the current situation more seriously? I am truly sorry that Obama didn’t get a better shake on this to offset the image of him as cool, aloof, too cerebral and the like when it is clear - at least to me - that he has a fantastic and spontaneous sense of humor when he’s being himself.
By Garden Goddess on 10/17/2008 11:22 am
Belinda Joy
They were both really funny but who ever wrote McCains digs…..KUDOS! I was rolling with laughter, McCain was super funny. McCain may have lost at the debates, but in my opinion he came out the winner in last night’s event. Funny.
By Belinda Joy on 10/17/2008 12:15 pm
Star Lawrence
I wish Sen McCain’s joke writers (sure, they use them) could have written the SNL material. It really could have been clever.
By Star Lawrence on 10/19/2008 11:40 am
georgia fatwood
Yes, it was a wonderfully witty break from the daily doses of disquietude, wasn’t it? I don’t mind a bit that they didn’t write it. They wouldn’t have spoken the lines had they not thought they were good for publication. Listening to the same old claptrap today from the campaigns makes me wonder…sort of…”who were those masked men?” Really I’d much rather choose to believe that last night’s performances were given by unmasked men…I liked them both, you betcha….
By georgia fatwood on 10/17/2008 12:28 pm
Amelie Poulain
Well wasn’t that just the best half hour on TV last night!!!! I was laughing so long and hard! It was welcome respite in critical times.
By Amelie Poulain on 10/17/2008 12:32 pm
C Hardy
I would have to say that it was nice to see both relaxing but I agree, McCain was much funnier than Obama’s…Kind of disappointing that Obama’s couldnt be funnier, there was so much he could of said…Guess his speech writers wanted more time for him to campaign then to let loose and have fun…
By C Hardy on 10/17/2008 12:40 pm
Bonnie D-Z
Senator McCain was great. His references to Hillary, Bill, MSNBC, That One/The One, were particularly amusing, yet peppered with truth. He shined last night. I’m glad for him.
By Bonnie D-Z on 10/17/2008 12:43 pm
phyllis Doyle Pepe
Looks to me as if McCain is in the wrong business. He could go on the road with his material and his delivery which, I must say, was very good. I ditto Maurine’s feeling of enjoyment at seeing both candidates having such a good time––also loved seeing Hillary laughing that wonderful laugh of hers. Gretchen’s comment about Obama being more serious I think shines some light on the difference between these two men. I leave it to you to ascertain.
By phyllis Doyle Pepe on 10/17/2008 2:47 pm
Kryssi K
I remember McCain hosting SNL a few years back - he really impressed me…as an actor and comedian, anyway.
By Kryssi K on 10/17/2008 3:40 pm
Joan Brown
Finally to be able to laugh and have fun. I think this is the first time I didn’t see John McCain look as if he was sickened by Obama. I’m happy that they were able to laugh at themselves. Maybe we should have had more of these “roasts” during the campaign.
By Joan Brown on 10/17/2008 3:49 pm
Dana Jae
Joan wrote: “Maybe we should have had more of these “roasts” during the campaign.” Indeed! I second that thought, Joan. Didn’t you all feel a sense of good well-up inside of you to see these two men take off the gloves for a moment? I mean, the McCain who “used to be” shone through at this event and on Letterman. He’s become a victim of his sad campaign which is clearly not guided by him. Last night was the real McCain. I would have liked to see more of “the real McCain” over these past several months. Obama is Obama - and he’s a serious guy which doesn’t surprise me that he can’t whip up the comedy. I’m really glad he gave kudos to everyone and asked them all to rise to the work they all have to do together to get this nation back on track. I nearly gave him a standing ovation for all of that.
By Dana Jae on 10/17/2008 8:10 pm