OMG, that is so hilarious, and yet, what she says about “Fo-Po” and the mortgages makes a lot more sense than anything I’ve heard Sarah Palin say.

Paris, dahling, muah. Big kiss from Mommy Dearest. You have ALL the old dead movie star fake votes - except for that bitch Bette. She’s all excited about that Alaskan broad … Ahahahahaha

That was flipping hysterical!!!!

The only wish Paris can get presidentially speaking, is that Laura bush lit the whitehouse up pink, the other night. LOL

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Paris I realize you need the attention like a rat needs garbage but get real girl.

Comic Relief in these times is a welcomed laughter!

I think Paris is right on! Always loved Martin Sheen. He would get my vote anytime!

fp, Hello! I am not up on net shorthand,so I have no idea what this reply means. I have gotten the info from the other night though…”Afghanistan is not Iraq,” said Gen. David D. McKiernan. Another facet of the Iraq strategy that McKiernan doubts can be duplicated in Afghanistan is the U.S. military’s programs to recruit tribes to oppose insurgents. That effort, begun in 2006 in Iraq’s Anbar province, led a loose coalition of tribes to turn against the Sunni insurgent group al-Qaeda in Iraq and side with the U.S. military. It was expanded in early 2007 in a U.S. military effort to hire local tribesmen and former insurgents to serve as armed guards in their neighborhoods. In Iraq, nearly 100,000 of the volunteers, primarily Sunnis, are on the job. In October, the Government Accountability Office assessed that of the eight political benchmarks set forth by President Bush and Congress, the Iraqi government had only “met one legislative benchmark and partially met another.” Since then, progress has stalled on key areas laid out by Bush: an oil law, de-Baathification reform, a process for amending the Constitution and provincial elections. Though the “surge” has helped Sunni Arabs in Anbar province push al Qaeda in Iraq to the sidelines, the decision to turn on al Qaeda was not caused by the “surge.” U.S. commanders wisely “took advantage of these changing dynamics,” but they did not cause them. Additionally, as al Qaeda’s presence has decreased, sectarian strife has increased. Only politicians and pundits are speaking of victory. At the end of last year, Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Iraq, cautioned that “recent security gains are fragile and still reversible.” “We are trying to be cautious as we describe the progress that is taking place in Iraq,” Petraeus told Foreign Affairs. “There are a number of concerns that we do have.” For the one year anniversary of Bush’s surge speech, the Center for American Progress’s Brian Katulis and Peter Juul have laid out “four ticking time bombs” in Iraq that must be addressed. Instead of pre-maturely declaring victory as they so often do, McCain and Lieberman should take note and exercise the caution that Gen. Petraeus advises. On Tuesday, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Middle Eastern Affairs Mark Kimmitt said that there’s “maybe” a “three in 10″ chance “the surge will be a success.” “Afghanistan doesn’t just need more ‘boots on the ground,’ ” Adm. Mullen told Congress in September. “It needs more trucks on those roads, more teachers in those schools and more trained judges and lawyers in those courts.” “Foreign investment. Alternative crops. Sound governance. The rule of law. These are the keys to success in Afghanistan,” he added. “We can’t kill our way to victory and no armed force anywhere — no matter how good — can deliver these keys alone.” community as well. “What we see is very substantial progress. But that progress has by itself created a climate in which Iraqi leaders and factions feel much more secure about advancing their own cause,” said former Pentagon analyst Anthony Cordesman. Iraqi politicians often see other sectarian and ethnic groups in the country “as rivals” rather than potential partners, Cordesman notes. That could mean the surge — which so successfully lowered violence — fails at its larger goal of providing some space for political peace to flourish. General Petraeus—whom Palin praised—said victory was never a word that we’d be able to use about Iraq