A Friend Stopped By | 07/02/2008 11:00 am

Ann Coulter's Birthday Wish for Bush (and a Michael-Moore-Free Definition of Patriotism)

By Ann Coulter

In response to: What does patriotism mean to you?

Being really proud of America whether your husband is running for president or not. You know how Michael Moore feels about America? It’s the exact opposite of that.

In response to "Sunday is President George W. Bush’s birthday. On this 4th of July, do you have any special birthday wishes for him?"

Thanks for not letting Muslim terrorists kill me this past seven-and-a-half years. I owe you one, big guy. Don’t think of it as getting older; think of it as your birthday cake’s carbon footprint getting bigger!

Click here to read birthday wishes for the president from Sheila Nevins, Marlo Thomas and more.

Editor’s Note: Ann Coulter is a political commentator, syndicated columnist and best-selling author. Her latest book is If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans.

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And yet I find her strangely attractive.

By Rush L on 07/03/2008 8:22 am

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I see Ann Coulter got some of her counterweight fan club over to come to her support.

By I Love Money And Money Loves Me on 07/03/2008 8:54 pm

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And so you should, Rush L. That’s a great photo of Coulter. Congrats to the graphics dept. Wonderful job airbrushing. You can’t see the fangs at all.

By Buh- Bye on 07/04/2008 8:52 pm

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Sibelle- Say What? Dominatrix? I just don’t see that…please explain.

By Josie Sullivan on 07/02/2008 7:16 pm

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Oh please.

By Star Lawrence on 07/02/2008 10:38 am

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My “oh please” was to this article on this site in general…but the Adam’s apple still worries me.

By Star Lawrence on 07/02/2008 3:16 pm

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I have to be honest. I just started laughing when I read this. Its so incredibly hard to take her seriously because the stuff she says is just so ridiculous. She makes her money just like Rush, Hannity etc: 1. Pick an extreme position 2. Rant 3. Have one set of standards for certain people. 4. Have another set of standards for everyone else. 5. ????? 6. Profit. Its just too funny anymore to be taken seriously. She should do stand up. If democrats had any brains? Its hilarious! Obviously what political party someone chooses is indicative of mental power. We should just call MENSA up right now and tell em to throw the test out because we have all their new members on a phone list for them. (Personally, albeit biasedly, I think that the smart ones are us independents who refuse to attach their identity to a party of people who are just interested in staying in power and instead select the right candidate for the job regardless of party).

By Sarah N. on 07/02/2008 10:42 am

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To clarify the Rush, Hannity list should also have included Al Sharpton.

By Sarah N. on 07/02/2008 10:45 am

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Yup

By Frank Peterson on 07/02/2008 2:17 pm

Sarah N Thank you

By Frannie Em on 07/02/2008 2:22 pm

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Sarah- Love it! But #5 is questionable! Did you know that the word MENSA in spanish is Dummy…I wonder if Mensa knew that when they chose the name.

By Josie Sullivan on 07/02/2008 7:47 pm

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yeah i never understood 5 myself…its an internet meme. I didnt know that though haha.

By Sarah N. on 07/03/2008 8:16 am

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Excerpt from Ann Coulter’s biography: “Ann Coulter graduated cum laude from Cornell in 1984, and went on to receive her J.D. from the University of Michigan Law School, where she was an editor of The Michigan Law Review. At Michigan, she founded a local chapter of the Federalist Society. She also received training at the National Journalism Center. After practicing corporate law for four years, she became a congressional aide in Washington, D. C. in 1994, working as a staffer to Republican Senator Spencer Abraham, who served on the Senate Judiciary.”

By Juanita Reno on 07/03/2008 5:19 am

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Juanita- I’ve read this entry many times. Is it a puter screw up or are you posting it again because we aren’t responding? Just trying to get clarity.

By Josie Sullivan on 07/03/2008 3:35 pm