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Liz Smith | 03/19/2008 9:34 am

Long Live Gossip and Celebrity Worship

Liz riding a tiger
Property of Liz Smith
Across my desk comes a new book with the provocative title What’s Next: The Experts’ Guide: Predictions from 50 of America’s Most Compelling People by Jane Buckingham and Tiffany Ward. I’m not bragging, and I had forgotten I had written for this book, but there I am — surprised to find myself one of A.M.C.P.(See title.) This book’s proceeds go to charity and it has already been well reviewed by the Wall Street Journal, and its authors have been on “Good Morning America.” So what follows is my take from the section, On Gossip:

 

Gossip has never changed. It is entirely dependent on human nature. It just now has a larger audience because of mass media. And it will probably only be disseminated more rapidly and widely because of the instant idea of the Internet, e-mail, and so on. Technology will drive gossip just as the print and photo media have driven it since their invention. But gossip and celebrity worship always existed. People were gossiping in caves, and they went right on gossiping in enclaves and families. As lyricist Alan Jay Lerner wrote in "Camelot" — “I wonder what the king is doing tonight?” People are always wondering what the king is doing, or whoever passes for the king, and they also like to gossip about their lovers, spouses, children, in-laws and neighbors. You can’t change that.

I would love to see print media endure and flourish in a healthier manner, but I wonder. I think it will always endure to some extent. There will always be people who want to hold a book or magazine or newspaper in their hands. But the wonders of technology are multifold and continue to astound us. The only way it would stop would be if there is some environmental or physical problem in the old world that interrupts electricity and communication. We certainly don’t hope for that. An international cataclysm, a nuclear war worldwide, an asteroid hitting earth — any one of those events could change the gossip media celebrity culture for quite a long while.

For now, there is already an absolute plethora of bullshit, manufactured photography, and speculation passing for gossip, and it will probably increase, because there is a demand for it and people will pay for it. You could stop the taking of pictures, the intrusions into private life, the non-stop gossip, and speculation about celebrities only if somehow you stopped the democratic idea and interfered with free speech. This already happens in more backward, under-developed societies or more religious ones, but in America, the sky’s the limit. People can say what they want and print what they want – the laws of libel and slander in America are quite limited.

Our icons in ten years will be the same that we celebrate now – movie and TV stars, sports stars, great and low actors, and people famous for being famous, as well as a certain low-grade interest in true scientists, world leaders, real artists; in other words, the people we substitute for what once passed for royalty, or leaders, or forceful pioneers (I’m thinking of Lindberg, one of the first American celebrities.)

People are always looking for their betters, or what passes for their betters — people who are richer, better looking, sexier, more athletic, more famous than themselves.

Let’s just hope that our future icons will not turn out to be dictators and tyrants. This is the cult of worship now, for instance, in North Korea. We don’t hope for that kind of celebrity worship. It’s better if we stick with the old tried-and-true ideas.

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TammyMoore
I know we can’t always believe what we hear, but seeing usually leads us to believe the gossip. I worry that with the new special effects in the movies people will start believing everything they see. Much like taking snippets from someones speech and twisting his words.
By TammyMoore on 03/25/2008 11:01 am
LorraineBates
I don’t know if I’m looking for my “better”, but I do have a facination with celebrity and celebrity gossip. It lets me be a busy body without offending the neighbors. I refuse to read the really bad rag mags and the blog that shall remain nameless, but I do enjoy a good rainy Saturday afternoon with a glass of wine and the latest edition of People. And I admit to reading Page Six online most days.
By LorraineBates on 03/25/2008 12:57 pm
ldrake
Lindbergh. assume some twenty-something copy editor made this mistake. i am , after all, a proud graduate of the most pretigious private school in Denton Tx.( being most facetious…)
By ldrake on 03/25/2008 2:14 pm
SES
The only thing now is with the technology it comes faster and grows out of control at a manic rate. Harder to nip things in the bud. SES http://www.metalcyberspace.com
By SES on 03/25/2008 2:16 pm
auggierudolph
To me there is a difference in folks reading the gossip rags for just pure entertainment & people’s lives revolving around them. If i see one in the doc’s waiting room, sure, i’ll pick up & hoot about the idiocy. But i don’t idolize these people nor make them out to be ‘heroes’.
By auggierudolph on 03/25/2008 2:31 pm
BuhByeHillaryHillaryBuhBye
One of the funniest pieces of gossip I ever read, had Jackie O saying to Liz Smith, “Liz, I don’t give a sh*t about the Temple of Dendur.” For those that don’t know it, the temple is a 15 BC Nubian Temple to the Goddess Isis that Jackie could see lit up at night in MoMA from her 15th floor apartment at 1040 5th Ave. The temple was save during the Aswar Dam project and presented as a gift by the Egyptian government to America for its help in saving 5,000 Egyptian antiquities. Not only had Jackie instigated America’s actions (as First Lady) she also personally selected that particular temple. And, the last book she edited at Doubleday was on the enduring global cult of Isis. Paris, the most city on Earth, is named for Isis. And Jackie herself was the living personification of the Goddess. So her quip was too ironic.
By BuhByeHillaryHillaryBuhBye on 03/25/2008 4:41 pm
BuhByeHillaryHillaryBuhBye
I really must preview and edit before submit…that’s Paris is the most VISITED city in the world. And gee, I wonder if the tourist numbers went up after Sarko the American married the model ;) ….worked for Prince Rainier.
By BuhByeHillaryHillaryBuhBye on 03/25/2008 4:45 pm
ewolynski
There is also a new sort of fame in our day that has never quite been known before. It is a fame seemingly invented out of whole cloth, based on nothing and needing only a press agent to keep it alive. This new species of fame does not wait for a man to win a race or a worldly prize before riveting its neon light on his head. People in our day become famous who are no more than advertisements, and they advertise not genius but existence. A depersonalized citizenry avid for identity has invented this new type of fame. The lonely city dwellers, whose human faces are lost in the shuffle of world problems and mechanized existence, elect representatives to live for them”. BEN HECHT, “A Child of the Century”, 1954
By ewolynski on 03/25/2008 9:31 pm
imp
This is seriously funny stuff, Liz. You being the queen of the gossipers.
By imp on 03/25/2008 11:35 pm
CareTALK
Happy Birthday, Liz!
By CareTALK on 03/26/2008 10:38 am
marthafrankel
Having been on both end of the gossip spectrum—- i am a celebrity interviewer who has had to ask those embarrassing, intimate questions that no on wants to answer, plus, I have been written about by gossips columnists, including Liz Smith—- i realize that without them, our lives would be paler, less interesting, a drab shade of grey. Long live gossip and the people who write it.
By marthafrankel on 03/26/2008 2:21 pm
CAROLINEMuLVEY
My husband says ” believe in have of what you read and all of what you see”
By CAROLINEMuLVEY on 03/26/2008 6:34 pm