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Politics | 09/23/2008 9:05 am

The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator

By The Staff at wowOwow.com
Sarah Palin with Trig © AP

A hypothetical question: What if your mother was Sarah Palin? What would your name be?

To find out what Sarah Palin would have named you, a new website has created the Sarah Palin Baby-Naming Generator. All you do is enter your real name, and the Sarah Palin Baby-Naming Generator magically spews out the name the Republican vice-presidential candidate would have named you. Of the preexisting Palin clad, there’s Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig. Click here for your Sarah Palin Baby Name.

Tell us: What’s your Sarah Palin Baby Name?

 

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18 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

briana krotko
Sarah Palin tells about the idea and a list of the most interesting results in an exclusive interview. http://tubedirect.net/index.php?q=Sarah-Palin-interview Enjoy!
By briana krotko on 09/23/2008 9:31 am
Obama Biden
OMG…… i am ” Clamp Noodle” Dads would had been “Flack” Moms was “Bigger Channel” My Brothers was …get this ..STICK FREEDOM…very good sounds just like a Palin name
By Obama Biden on 09/23/2008 9:32 am
Tee Zee
Too funny… I’m Cue Manhunt!
By Tee Zee on 09/23/2008 10:12 am
Dab-a- do
What in the world is a Chisel Dustup? On well, my real name is “different” too.
By Dab-a- do on 09/23/2008 1:12 pm
kermie b
Great. I am Puck Mule. Thanks.
By kermie b on 09/23/2008 2:28 pm
Jane Cougar Melonhat
May I introduce myself? I´m Guzzle Red. You can call me Guz.
By Jane Cougar Melonhat on 09/23/2008 2:50 pm
Tear E
LMAO I’m Plate Jungle, my hubby is Ripper Shook. Our oldest son would be Steak Leather, and our youngest Goalie Sanka! Thanks for sharing that web site is hysterical
By Tear E on 09/23/2008 9:07 pm
georgia fatwood
Hi darlin’…..you can change your haircolor, you can change your mind, you can change your name, you can change your address…but please,please, please don’t change your avatar! Godmotherly love from Hook Tuneup Palin….(.I could easily spend the day on that site reading the names that have been generated…..That surely means that I have something important to do today that I am avoiding…..!..! )
By georgia fatwood on 09/24/2008 8:32 am
georgia fatwood
I’m trying to send a message to Guzzle Red…see below…
By georgia fatwood on 09/24/2008 8:33 am
Jane Cougar Melonhat
Huke Tuneup, got it! No worries, mate, this is only temporary. I thought this generator was a hoot, too, and this is just a way of sticking out my tongue at all those “meanies” - you know what I mean. Having fun instead of tearing each other down. I will always be JCM, don´t you worry. But you have to admit Guzzle Red is not that bad either. Did you notice I´m still around and didn´t quit? It´s nice to have your support and I would have missed you guys. How are things in the Midwest?
By Jane Cougar Melonhat on 09/24/2008 9:54 am
Jane Cougar Melonhat
Hook Tuneup, of course. What was I thinking? I know, less than stellar English, I just have to live with it.
By Jane Cougar Melonhat on 09/24/2008 9:58 am
Ms. Dee
I’m Geese Whalebone Palin. I kinda like it. Imagine. “What’s your name, little girl?” “Geese, ma’am. Geese Palin.”
By Ms. Dee on 09/23/2008 9:18 pm
thatsoutherngirl k
Shot Corrugated Palin
By thatsoutherngirl k on 09/24/2008 8:26 am
Christina
LMAO… My I introduce myself - the name is Flack Gobbler Palin
By Christina on 09/25/2008 11:45 am
Amy Hill
Hi, I’m Engine Nighthawk Palin. If I owned a gas guzzling pickup truck with a big gun rack, I’d feel worthy of this name. Alas, I only drive a Honda. Momma Sarah must be so disappointed….
By Amy Hill on 09/26/2008 12:44 am