Joni Evans | 03/21/2008 12:42 pm
The Luxury Cockroach
So, this morning, I had breakfast with my good friend, Geraldine Fabrikant. She writes all things financial for The New York Times, and we were discussing the erupting volcanoes in the present economy when she told me a great story:
A feisty friend of Gerry’s was on a two-night vacation in Naples, Florida, at a super-chic hotel. After a wonderful day at the pool, she returned to her room to discover a cockroach that had been enjoying life near a hotel picture frame. Thinking fast, she managed to trap and kill the insect. Thinking even faster, she wrapped up the bug carcass, put it into a bag and brought it downstairs to the crowded lobby reception desk.
There, she leaned over to the receptionist, and said in a somewhat ominous voice that she needed to discuss something with her that she was SURE she wouldn’t want anyone else to hear. In a secluded office, Gerry’s friend opened her bag to reveal its contents and said: "I don’t think you want to have this dialog in public."
The horrified receptionist did not. The evidence went back into the bag and Gerry’s friend’s stay was extended one extra night. Free.
A feisty friend of Gerry’s was on a two-night vacation in Naples, Florida, at a super-chic hotel. After a wonderful day at the pool, she returned to her room to discover a cockroach that had been enjoying life near a hotel picture frame. Thinking fast, she managed to trap and kill the insect. Thinking even faster, she wrapped up the bug carcass, put it into a bag and brought it downstairs to the crowded lobby reception desk.
There, she leaned over to the receptionist, and said in a somewhat ominous voice that she needed to discuss something with her that she was SURE she wouldn’t want anyone else to hear. In a secluded office, Gerry’s friend opened her bag to reveal its contents and said: "I don’t think you want to have this dialog in public."
The horrified receptionist did not. The evidence went back into the bag and Gerry’s friend’s stay was extended one extra night. Free.

























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