Not ready to cheat on your taxes? Would a night at the symphony change your mind? How about VIP access to the PGA or America’s Cup?

Those are the kinds of goodies UBS doled out to coax wealthy Americans into hiding billions of dollars from the IRS in secret offshore accounts, court and other federal documents show.  

The UBS logo has long graced such premiere events as the Players Championship and the America’s Cup Race. Good corporate citizenship and savvy marketing — or something more sinister?

Last week, the Swiss banking giant agreed to pay $780 million in fines and turn over the names of 250 U.S. clients. Investigators are now seeking the names of 50,000 more.   

Getting all those millionaires on board wasn’t easy. According to the SEC, dozens of UBS "advisers" made over 3,500 trips a year to the U.S. to promote the scheme. A mix of business and pleasure, the trips lasted several weeks at a time. Prospects were often wooed with special access to UBS-sponsored parties and events across the country. These included high-end art shows, classical music concerts, professional tennis and golf tournaments and yacht races, federal investigators say.

With the ink still wet on their tax evasion indictments, many of these clients are now reportedly contacting the IRS before their names are made public. But whether you’re into music, art or sports, chances are you’ve bumped into a few of these million-dollar tax cheats at these and other UBS-sponsored events over the years:

The art of the deal — Art Basel Miami Beach
One giant wine and cheeser, Art Basel Miami Beach attracts more than 200 galleries and 2,000 artists from around the globe every year. UBS has been a key sponsor since 2002, about the time it’s U.S. tax shelter scheme went into full gear.

Eye on the green — The Players Championship
A partnership with this PGA tournament in Ponte Vedra Beach, FL, allows UBS to offer its VIP guests a hospitality suite with views of the 17th green. Like it’s own offshore accounts, UBS describes the course as an "oasis-in-hiding."

Financial instruments — The Ravinia Festival
Set in Chicago from June - September, this classical music fest includes over 120 shows by the likes of Yo-Yo Ma, Joshua Bell and other superstars. A partner since 2002, UBS is also an exclusive sponsor of the Boston Symphony Orchestra, the Los Angeles Philharmonic and the Philadelphia Orchestra, among others.

All aboard —  America’s Cup
USB was the first main sponsor of Team Alinghi, the winning yacht at the 32nd America’s Cup in 2007. The bank says the partnership has "proven to be a parallel to how UBS approaches relationships with its clients." The most recent missive? Abandon ship!