If I could not fail I would attempt to fix the world’s evolution crisis … put out the fire of Islamic fundamentalist terrorism … destroy all nuclear weapons and their formulas in such a manner that they could never be revived or duplicated … separate church and state once and for all and take religion out of politics … endow all big city subway and bus systems with free passes for everyone’s lifetime …invent the noncombustible safe energy engine … make postage free … cure all incurable diseases … flap my wings and fly! Is that enough, for a start?

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