BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one Liza.

Once again Liza you know where to go.

good one, liza.

I’m gonna try that. Thanks Liza.

THE HE-SHE CONTROVERSY He: Excuse me, what did you say? She: I said life could be worse, I could be ignoring you. He: But you weren’t. She: Right, I wasn’t. I just didn’t like the way you asked me to pass the nuts. He: And what exactly was the problem? She: It was your emphasis on the word”nuts”––it smacked of come-hither. He: Well! this is a first––never have I been accused of a come-hither hidden nut message. She: Now you have. He: Hmmm––yet we find you biting the bait? She: Ah, ha! so you admit to your come-hithering! He: Isn’t that why we both are here? She: I’m waiting for someone. He: Really? Have you been waiting long? She: Most of my life, really. He: Most of…? She: Almost most–––could we go now? He: I wanted to go an hour ago. She: Why didn’t you say so? He: Foreplay, my sweet, foreplay. One more drink for the road? She: rocky as that may be––oh, yes!

perfect timing. sent this to someone who I was ignoring and now am not. got a big smile. thanks!

Liza, you kill me! How many times have women had to use that line! You must create a cartoon one day for my favorite comeback line, one I have had to use on a number of occassions. Guy “Hey Baby, why so quiet? You must be shy.” Woman ” No, I’m not shy, I’m just not interested.”

When I was a Young woman………many many years ago. There were places nick named BODY EXCHANGES………. A great BAR…….Good Dance floor with a live band. It all transpired on the dance floor when dancing was done……body to body. Slow and sexy………..

He might say, “life could be worse, you could be sitting closer!”