In the immortal words of George Carlin: ‘Tra tra tra boom dee-ay; did you get yours today? I got mine yesterday. That’s why I walk this way.’ A big ole Happy Birthday to you…but, please, can the Viva Viagra commercials. Either that, or bring ZZ Top (back) in to serade us with their rendition. Now that I’d watch.
Viagra, Viagra, Viagra,
What am I gonna do with ya
After all those years
Orgasms up to my ears
Now in menopause,
You have no cause,
My need is in my head,
So when I go to bed,
The way to light my fire,
First ignite desire,
If you need to do your thing,
For something we can’t wing,
By all means do your best,
Let nature do the rest.
speaking of commercials - I can’t tell you how sick I am of that pathetic woman whinning about her fibromialgia - I know it’s a serious affliction, but Enough Already!!!
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