I SEEMCCAININONEOFTHOSENEWCARSTHATZIPDOWN A DUSTYROADANDTHENTURNSINTO A BOATTOFORD A STREAM.
THEHILLARYWOULDHAVETOHAVE A BIGSUVTOHAULAROUNDBILLANDALLHISGIRLFRIENDS.
OBAMAWOULDDRIVEHISGRANDMOTHERSOLDFORDWITHHERPOORLITTLEBODYUNDERNEATH — SINCEHETHREWHERUNDERTHECARTHISPASTWEEK!
Mc Cain would be a red Jeep Commander he’s tough, no nonsense,Clinton would be a silver Chrysler, able to hold her own on the highway, but comfortable and Obama a wine Jaguar sleek and fast !
McCain is a 1960’s era Jeep with a Maverick engine and ball bearings of steel. In 1974, power steering was installed; In 1998, its shocks wore out and the ride was rough. In 2007, the old reliable canvas top was replaced with camouflage. Soon after, its GPS system gave out and the Jeep was often seen turning around to change direction. Now, with Karl in the driver’s seat, all other cars give way for fear of ove Rage.
Obama is a futuristic BMWH2R with a hydrogen powered engine housed in a long, sleek, hand crafted, era-dynamic rocket design that looks good both under the hood and in the hood. Designed for high speed and maximum stability under extreme driving conditions … recently was pulled over on the ‘Road to Change’ to explain a wrong turn.
Hillary is a 1955 Dodge Royal Lancer, designed to appeal to women yet it houses a big, high-performance, he-man Hemi engine. A favorite with blue-collar mechanics. Features: Dual controls.
Known for its maneuverability yet holds the road like a tank. Especially resistant to yield signs. Having traveled to 82 countries, has more driving experience than any other vehicle on the campaign trail. The car phone is somewhat unreliable and has been known to ring unexpectedly at 3 a.m.
McCain would be any old car, Obama would be any old car pretending to be a new car, and after 43 other old cars, Hillary Clinton still only would be allowed to be the garage.
McCain, some sort of Buick, out dated, not stylish utterly predictable and just as GM should have retired the buick line long ago, So should he. Obama is some sort of brand new car, had an initial good review by car and driver and consimer reports, but not enough data to see if it’s worthwhile investment and can last in the long run. Hilary is a Mercades Benz or BMW, outwardly can look a little bland or sedate, but a lot of power under the hood , doesnt requitre a lot of maiintence and you know it will never leave you stranded
McCain would be and old military Jeep; classy by still running. Clinton would be a demolished Saab; kicked around but can be fixed and Obama would be a Caddy; classy and unrefined.
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McCain is a 1960’s era Jeep with a Maverick engine and ball bearings of steel. In 1974, power steering was installed; In 1998, its shocks wore out and the ride was rough. In 2007, the old reliable canvas top was replaced with camouflage. Soon after, its GPS system gave out and the Jeep was often seen turning around to change direction. Now, with Karl in the driver’s seat, all other cars give way for fear of ove Rage.
Obama is a futuristic BMW H2R with a hydrogen powered engine housed in a long, sleek, hand crafted, era-dynamic rocket design that looks good both under the hood and in the hood. Designed for high speed and maximum stability under extreme driving conditions … recently was pulled over on the ‘Road to Change’ to explain a wrong turn.