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Question of the Day | 03/20/2008 10:17 am

If Senators Clinton, Obama and McCain were cars -- what would they be?

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Alice Allmon
I guess, we can all dream
By Alice Allmon on 03/20/2008 9:09 pm
JRT Lover
McCain a restored Mustang, Clinton a Buick and Obama a Corvette convertible.
By JRT Lover on 03/20/2008 12:15 pm
Diana Marrero
Clinton a Volkswagen bus with a pink & purple paint job, McCain an S type Jaguar , Obama a Yugo!
By Diana Marrero on 03/20/2008 12:35 pm
Lady Gator
I SEE MCCAIN IN ONE OF THOSE NEW CARS THAT ZIP DOWN A DUSTY ROAD AND THEN TURNS INTO A BOAT TO FORD A STREAM. THE HILLARY WOULD HAVE TO HAVE A BIG SUV TO HAUL AROUND BILL AND ALL HIS GIRLFRIENDS. OBAMA WOULD DRIVE HIS GRANDMOTHERS OLD FORD WITH HER POOR LITTLE BODY UNDERNEATHSINCE HE THREW HER UNDER THE CAR THIS PAST WEEK!
By Lady Gator on 03/20/2008 12:36 pm
Suzanne O
Mc Cain would be a red Jeep Commander he’s tough, no nonsense,Clinton would be a silver Chrysler, able to hold her own on the highway, but comfortable and Obama a wine Jaguar sleek and fast !
By Suzanne O on 03/20/2008 1:27 pm
Maurine H
I don’t know what kind of car Barack Obama would be, but I know it would take the high road. Hillary would be a nice, safe sedan, and McCain a tank.
By Maurine H on 03/20/2008 1:28 pm
Jane Wagner

McCain is a 1960’s era Jeep with a Maverick engine and ball bearings of steel. In 1974, power steering was installed; In 1998, its shocks wore out and the ride was rough. In 2007, the old reliable canvas top was replaced with camouflage. Soon after, its GPS system gave out and the Jeep was often seen turning around to change direction.  Now, with Karl in the driver’s seat, all other cars give way for fear of ove Rage.

Obama is a futuristic BMW H2R with a hydrogen powered engine housed in a long, sleek, hand crafted, era-dynamic rocket design that looks good both under the hood and in the hood. Designed for high speed and maximum stability under extreme driving conditions … recently was pulled over on the ‘Road to Change’ to explain a wrong turn.

By Jane Wagner on 03/18/2008 1:29 pm
Lily Tomlin
Hillary is a 1955 Dodge Royal Lancer, designed to appeal to women yet it houses a big, high-performance, he-man Hemi engine. A favorite with blue-collar mechanics. Features: Dual controls. Known for its maneuverability yet holds the road like a tank. Especially resistant to yield signs. Having traveled to 82 countries, has more driving experience than any other vehicle on the campaign trail. The car phone is somewhat unreliable and has been known to ring unexpectedly at 3 a.m.
By Lily Tomlin on 03/18/2008 1:31 pm
Marie McConnell
Hillary would be a Dodge Ram truck-Obama would be a Studebaker and McCain would be a duce and a quarter. (Old military vehicle)
By Marie McConnell on 03/20/2008 1:38 pm
A B
McCain would be any old car, Obama would be any old car pretending to be a new car, and after 43 other old cars, Hillary Clinton still only would be allowed to be the garage.
By A B on 03/20/2008 1:48 pm
theCHEROKEErose
thank you..there are some among us who realize whats going on..you must be a baby-boomer…???
By theCHEROKEErose on 03/20/2008 1:58 pm
theCHEROKEErose
mccain would be a jeep, clinton a bently (the classiest car i can think of, and obama would be a bicycle masquerading as a jaguar…..
By theCHEROKEErose on 03/20/2008 1:56 pm
D w
McCain, some sort of Buick, out dated, not stylish utterly predictable and just as GM should have retired the buick line long ago, So should he. Obama is some sort of brand new car, had an initial good review by car and driver and consimer reports, but not enough data to see if it’s worthwhile investment and can last in the long run. Hilary is a Mercades Benz or BMW, outwardly can look a little bland or sedate, but a lot of power under the hood , doesnt requitre a lot of maiintence and you know it will never leave you stranded
By D w on 03/20/2008 2:21 pm
Cynthia Beers
McCain would be and old military Jeep; classy by still running. Clinton would be a demolished Saab; kicked around but can be fixed and Obama would be a Caddy; classy and unrefined.
By Cynthia Beers on 03/20/2008 2:22 pm
Tammy Moore
It doesn’t matter the kind of car they are. They will all be driven by the Crash Dummies. LOL
By Tammy Moore on 03/20/2008 2:24 pm