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Question of the Day | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

If you were a rock star, who would you be?

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Judith Martin

Judith Martin | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

Judith Martin ... Undressed?

Undoubtedly someone wearing fewer clothes than I do.

Joan Ganz Cooney

Joan Ganz Cooney | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

Joan Ganz Cooney: 'No Thanks!'

I wouldn’t be a rock star … ANY rock star.

Cynthia McFadden

Cynthia McFadden | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

Cynthia McFadden: Not Just About the Singing

Aretha Franklin … ah, to be able to sing like the hippest of the angels and eat whatever you want.

Candice Bergen

Candice Bergen | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

Candice Bergen: What They Said

Rock Star?? Taken already by more intrepid wow’ers: Aretha and Tina.

Mary Wells

Mary Wells | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

Mary Wells: It's a Toss-Up

I would be Bono. He is a happy man and should be, he is a natural actor, he is very funny and can tell a great story, he is devoted to a family and friends who love him dearly, he is working to make the world a better place. Otherwise I would be Mick Jagger. He is much more complicated and probably less happy but he is adorable.

Julia Reed

Julia Reed | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

Julia Reed: How Does He Do That?

Mick Jagger, no question. He has really cool houses and a great decorator — David Mlinaric — and a whole bunch of money and a smart good-looking girlfriend and he always looks like he’s having a lot of fun. He is also in amazing shape. I mean, I can hardly talk to my friend, Vesta, when we fast-walk together and ole Mick is running around and jumping up and down onstage and SINGING for God’s sake. So yeah, Mick, definitely.
Jane Wagner

Jane Wagner | 06/23/2008 6:55 pm

Jane Wagner: For Talent and Epic Endurance

The ones I would have chosen have already been taken. So I’ll say Keith Richards … for talent and epic endurance. (He can fall out of a coconut tree and still rock n roll all over the world.) Or, Amy Winehouse because I think she’s an interesting artist, and I always wanted to go to Russia with all expenses paid. Next would be Grace Slick.
Lily Tomlin

Lily Tomlin | 06/24/2008 6:13 am

Lily Tomlin: Just One Won't Do

If I were a rock star, I’d be Annie Lennox and David Bowie. Who I really want to be is Tom Waits!!!!!!
Liz Smith

Liz Smith | 06/23/2008 12:00 am

Liz Smith: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll

Probably Willie Nelson, but in my real dreams I’d like to be all of the Supremes. They’re the ones I loved and used to dance to back in the old days of sex, drugs, rock ’n’ roll.

 

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Mignon Grey
Thank you, Ulla! Let’s not forget that Patti inspired KT Tunstall’s “Suddenly I See” with her womanly power and uncommon grace…
By Mignon Grey on 06/23/2008 12:13 pm
Ulla
oh, thank you, Mignon, for reminding me of that! … yeah, Patti’s power and grace, an inspiration for a long time and still going strong! … ages ago, I used snippets from ‘Wave’ (which had just arrived in Berlin) on a soundtrack and my fellow film students just had big question marks over their heads … now in NYC, I have seen her play many times, lucky me … “dancing barefoot, dedicated to the rites of the heroine”
By Ulla on 06/23/2008 7:42 pm
Mignon Grey
You’re welcome! I find it so interesting that so many have seized upon “Suddenly I See” as a personal theme—I hope that something of Patti’s essence rubs off on them as a result. At the very least, kudos to KT for choosing such a mentor.
By Mignon Grey on 06/23/2008 8:25 pm
C A Rose
Suzanne takes me down to her place near the river You can hear the boats go by You can spend the night beside her And you knows that she’s half crazy But that’s why you want to be there And she feeds you tea and oranges That come all the way from China And just when you mean to tell her That you have no love to give her Then she gets you on her wavelength And she lets the river answer That you’ve always been her lover And you want to travel with her And you want to travel blind And you know that she will trust you For you’ve touched her perfect body with her mind. Ulla, I still have this on vinyl…one of my fav songs!
By C A Rose on 06/25/2008 1:12 am
Frank Peterson
Wonder what would happen if you could combine Dylan, Jimi and The Boss? Anyway The Boss is one now with Thunder Road. The screen door slams Mary’s dress waves Like a vision she dances across the porch As the radio plays Roy Orbison singing for the lonely Hey that’s me and I want you only Don’t turn me home again I just can’t face myself alone again Don’t run back inside darling you know just what I’m here for So you’re scared and you’re thinking That maybe we ain’t that young anymore Show a little faith, there’s magic in the night You ain’t a beauty, but hey you’re alright Oh and that’s alright with me Doob and the The Boss— sex,drugs and rocknroll all in one man lol Wish D. were here dancin’ with me where are you girl now that I need you?
By Frank Peterson on 06/23/2008 12:24 pm
Renee B
Well, if we are talking about Rock & Roll Tina Turner. But if we are talking about R&B I would love to be the Queen of Hip & Hop and R&B Mary J. Blieg!
By Renee B on 06/23/2008 12:51 pm
karen spies
I saw Joan Baez perform for the Harrisburg 7, she showed passion but she also was a women and back in the very early 70’s that was quite a combo… I was studying to be one of the two careers women could be…nurse or school teacher. To be on the road like Joan Baez… I never forgot that night so I pick Joan Baez
By karen spies on 06/23/2008 12:55 pm
kermie b
I just read that George Carlin died. He rocked. His seven words routine, willing to be arrested for what he believed in, host of the very first show of Saturday Night … he made folks laugh and be shocked and think. I associate him with high school and college and being open to new ideas. He was only 71.
By kermie b on 06/23/2008 12:58 pm
Frank Peterson
Just read that too in the NYTimes—whoa! I’s still assimilating this—too soon George—too damn soon, man.
By Frank Peterson on 06/23/2008 1:04 pm
Agyness O
RIP, George. He was the one! Our social commentator with no fear. Go to utube and watch his “Modern Man” poem.
By Agyness O on 06/23/2008 2:27 pm
Christina
Tough choice. Bette Midler - a lady that rocks the world in her own special way, never afraid to open her mouth.. and she’s so funny too!! Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Cher, Enya are others on my list. As for male artists.. Elvis, Mike Oldfield, Meat Loaf, Billy Joel, Cozy Powell (aah - to be able to play the drums like he did…his life was too short) are some on the list.
By Christina on 06/23/2008 1:32 pm
Peggy Sue
I would have to pick Shania Twain. Currently licking some emotional wounds, I would come back stronger than ever!
By Peggy Sue on 06/23/2008 6:07 pm
Linda Clark
I can’t narrow it down to one rock star…………but Crosby-Still-Nash, the CSN album absolutely rocks!
By Linda Clark on 06/23/2008 9:01 pm
Frank Peterson
Yes it does—Suite- Judy Blue Eues—a favorite. :-)
By Frank Peterson on 06/23/2008 10:26 pm
Laurel Bowman
I’d be Allison Krauss - I know you said rock star and she’s blue grass, but her voice is divine. Her duet with Shanendoah on “Somewhere in the Vicinity of the Heart” is one of my all time favorite songs.
By Laurel Bowman on 06/23/2008 9:14 pm