Micro: Finish my book proposal, finish my new play and star in it myself.

Macro: Institute universal health care for the USA; talk the Big Three into alternative fuel research and smaller cars; organize a fair, calibrated federal taxation system that does away with local state and city taxes; set up local organic farms around every big city; start a barter system for everything; turn the budgets for medical lobbying in DC into a fund  for scientific research in the fields where we need it the most and nothing has been done in the last six years; get musicians, actors and painters teaching music, theater and art in every public school; outlaw firearms; and send Mr. Bush on a prolonged visit to both the Arctic and Antarctica, to see firsthand if Global Warming exists or not.

Ski. Phil and his sons are all-natural athletes, and when they ski, they take to the slopes skiing backwards. I, on the other hand, twisted my knee during a lesson — I’m hopeless. And it’s sooooo cold! Boy, how I wish I could swish gracefully down the hill alongside the Donahues. But until that day, you’ll find me inside the lodge. I’ll be the one sipping hot chocolate by the fireplace.

If I could not fail I would attempt to fix the world’s evolution crisis … put out the fire of Islamic fundamentalist terrorism … destroy all nuclear weapons and their formulas in such a manner that they could never be revived or duplicated … separate church and state once and for all and take religion out of politics … endow all big city subway and bus systems with free passes for everyone’s lifetime …invent the noncombustible safe energy engine … make postage free … cure all incurable diseases … flap my wings and fly! Is that enough, for a start?

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