let me tell you about a story that may be 2 or 3 years old now. dubya bush stepped out of air force one with a piglet under each arm. the guard saluted him and asked him: “what do you have there, sir?” bush replied: “these are genuine texas razorback hogs. i got one for donald rumsfeld and one for condoleeza rice.” “nice trade, sir!”

my son…a natural…

Watching Disney cartoons on our Channel 55 the other night. They were so insane, I couldn’t leave, but sat and laughed with my son, Mark. We both agreed that we couldn’t understand why we thought it was so funny????? My kids both have a fantastic laugh: Mark roars frequently and my daughter, Gay, laughs with gusto often too. Great to have kids that laugh a lot with such enthusiasm. Grandsun, Alex, not laughing much yet. But suspect he’ll get it pretty soon — ur we’ll start laughing at him. YO DER!

The last thing that really made me laugh out loud, was actually a clip of candice Bergen that’s posted on youtube. It’s from the Muppet show, and she’s dancing to the cookie-song. Just Hilarious!!!

Last night when my daughter called and told me that my alchoholic grandaughter said she belonged in OC which is where I live.

my husband after taking an allergy pill earlier in the day, then attending a dinner/business meeting that night where he had two glasses of wine, thinking he would be okay. At bedtime I shower first, so when I called to tell him to come on and get ready for bed, it took a minute for him to say okay. He told me when he came downstairs that he had fallen asleep and thought it was morning and time for him to get up for work! I don’t think he will do that again!

I love fuuny things, but for some reason I rarely laugh out loud, especially in movies that are supposed to be comedies. Often what many people think is hilarious, I think is just stupid. However, I recently surprized myself, watching “Smart People”; Thomas Hayden Church delivers some great lines. If you haven’t seen it, give it a try.

My entire family is very funny. they are witty and we all share a sick sense of humor. But the most recent thing that made me laugh out loud was coming home from the gym this morning to find my husband on the couch (barely awake) buck naked excpet for his socks having a very serious business discussion. LOL. just writing it is cracking me up he looked so hilarious and it was such a dichotomy. the business important tone in his voice and his buck nake except for socks mussed up hair and half closed eyes… he had heard the phone ring and thought it was our son who is shipping out on the Rondal Reagan today. So he ran down to get the phone and got caught having to have a business meeting… LOL… and lots of smiley faces

One more thing… my 20 year old daughter had been complaining about a big zit on her forehead all day. we were driving into the city and she was sitting into the back. My husband had been flying along (as usual) and when traffic came to a dead stop he had to slam on the brakes. My daughter hit her head on the seat in front of her. she was giving him crap about making her hit her head on the seat and he takes a minute then says “well did it pop that zit on your forhead”. we’re still laughing about that today.

The latest Gas-X commercial is hysterical! An interview is taking place and the interviewer says “So I see you’re flatulent in 3 languages and you graduated at the top of your gas”. Just as you are figuring out that she did in fact say what you thought, the announcer comes through with something like “is your gas problem taking over” and you look at the interviewee squirming and sweating in his seat. But then the interviewers assistant interrupts and says”excuse me you son Rip is on line toot. I laughed so hard I cried. It caught me off guard, you had to be there.