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Dearest Joanie,
I have been up since first light and am just tickled to death that we have just started that oh so exclusive club OFTER. And, before I get started on thoughts about that I must say that my heart flutters to think you have a crush on Charlie Rose. And, by all means, I would never attempt to interfere with a relationship like that. In his prescence, I will make every effort to hide my breath-taking beauty. I will wear no make-up, will not comb hair, will blacken a few teeth, however, I will wear huge face covering sunglasses to provide a little privacy so that I am not totally exsposed. I will also always wear my current halloween get up which is black and witchy along with my royal blue crocks with toenails painted black. How’s that………a deal??
And, anytime you fly in, by all means, always bring tequila!!! If you have trouble getting through the gate, just ask for “Billy Bob” in luggage handling at O’Hare who is in charge of all of my friends needs and indulgencies as they fly in or through that esteemed terminal. With “Billy Bob” covering your butt anything is possible. Dudley will meet you on arrival at “repossesed airstrip” and it will be ” take a sip and pass the ammunition” from there on out!!!!!!!!
Now, back to OFTER
Stated purpose: To help move forward anything that is cool in the new Obama administration and to create new agendas that even he didn’t think of. Also, at the same time we can just happen to take over any boring thread on WOW which is driving us nuts. We can make each and every thread that we deem suitable a “total playground”. hee hee
Positions that need our immediate attention:
Sec. of Urban Affairs ( google urban dictionary)
Sec. of Fashion
Sec. of Literature
Sec. of Music
Sec. of Cultural Affairs
Sec. of Research ( all things Obama )
Sec. of Media
Sec. of Real Facts
Sec of Aging but Staying Cool
Sec. of Super Foods and their Preparation
Sec. of Rural Affairs
Sec. of Alcoholic Beverages
Sec. of Tape ( Lily of the Valley)
Sec. of Special Projects ( Joanie Larsen )
Sec. of Multi-slacking ( Agyness )
Sec. of Reject Eligibilty ( Linda Clark )
Obama children’s french tutor and cheerleader ( Susan B )
Obama Dog Babysitters ( Mary Lou and Elisabeth S )
Obama New Dog Companion ( Holly….Elisabeth’s pooch )
Unfortunately, this is all my wee brain can think of this morning but that is why we need your unstoppable brain to keep us always marching forward. And, PLEASE, ANY OTHER WOWERS OUT THERE WHO HAVE READ THIS FAR….PLEASE JOIN IN AS WE NEED ALL OF YOU!!! And, that also goes for you, Lady Diana, Dame Phyllis Doyle Pepe, Miss Sweet Dona in Ca., Miss Dee, Miss Frannie Em, Miss Elisabeth Bennett, Ms. Peabody and oh, so many others that my pea brain is failing to come up with at the moment.
So, whatta ya think, Miss Arctic Explorer?
Joanie, When you wake up, go to Mary Wells thread about winter. Lily of the Valley says they need OFTER help as it is BORING. I have also recieved word that I should make my comments shorter but packing a huge punch so that others can join in quickly and I will quit the “bloghogging” as I tend to do. So let’s all get to that thread and get it moving right along!!!!!
Joanie, oh Joanie, where ARE you? Did you sleep in after laughing all night? When you have had coffee and your eyes are propped open, join us on Mary Wells thread about comfy things in winter and buying ultra exspensive little sweater for only $4000 or less for you and all your friends for Christmas. Hurry before they are all gone. I think a lot of OFTER members will show up too so just speak up with something funny so we know you are there.
Your silly friend.
Agy
Will you forgive me, Agy? You wrote and wrote —- and I had NO chance to see it til now and I am waiting until tomorrow PM!!! before I even try to reply. When I came back, I saw this last only and thought you would want something from me on the Mary Wells thread — so I did that one though I was — well, when I tell you privately, you will not believe it but all that can wait as it isn’t OFTER.
One glance and I see you have written your heart out - and have such a variety of laughable bad bad thoughts and the true organizational skills going that I am going to have to sit at my big office desk to feel presidential enough to even peruse - except to say that you have missed your calling, Miss Agy. Oh - I also read the column on Hillary and Bill as you directed in NYT and loved it!!!!
So I DO jump to just about every call to duty. . but I was taking Sunday off I thought when life took a turn today.
God, you DO miss me when I’m gone — and I feel so wanted and it feels so good. But my eyes are at half mast and so are my boobs (but don’t tell anyone about the latter) — and when my “steam” comes back (even Charlie Rose doesn’t look good at this hour of the night) which tells you I am going to pop into my queen size bed and let the butler tuck me in. And though well-bred women don’t talk money - as you said on another thread - just to let you know, the butler does not mind these late night duties and is fine with the $$$ he is getting.
Without looking — as I just can’t — have we moved ahead on members or shall we have to have another tack??
Nighty night!
Interesting discussion of newspapers …. Our Hartford Courant ( oldest continuously published paper in the country ) was recently bought by Sam Zell, who also bought, I think, the Chicago Tribune. In the past months it has totally changed, slimmer, 1/4 of the size, and most of the columnists can only be found on the web site, they even include reader quotes from the online paper at the top of every page:-( Everyone HATES it, people are dropping it in huge numbers.
My morning routine is cereal, tea and the morning paper, my whole life. Now, I finish he paper before I finish my cereal !! A crying shame ! But I know why they are doing this …. my 3 sons were all paper boys, we had a ten year run, but by the end, as younger families moved into the neighborhood, there were fewer papers to be delivered. This is a huge generational shift, young people do not read a “paper” paper. Newspapers can not survive this, so they are moving everything online.
I admit, my home page is the N Y Times, that’s how I read it every day, and I usually forward editorials to my kids. Then I move on to the Wash. Post. and a whole bunch of others. The Christian Science Monitor is now totally online. What does this mean for the future ???
The strength of a country depends on a vigorous free press. Can online “free” papers bring in a revenue stream to fund good investigative reporting ?
It is very distressing. Is there any good news out there ?
EKA, I think NYT, Huffington Post, Vanity Fair online are excellent….and they still sell ads, etc. And Kindle/advent of ebooks will also have inceasing impacts on traditional book industry although print will still exist hope at least can save some trees. the free press isn’t hurt as much by online as it is by lack of Fairness Doctrine. Online has increased democracy/participation/demand for higher quality news etc. imo.
EKA —- hi,
As you know, I am heavy into writing . . . so heavy that I usually am able to see the slightest slips in my normal newspapers and magazines — and at times, when the layout — for as well as good writing, the layout is singularly important - is turning bad, I actually write. My biggest coup I believe: The Chicago Tribune ALWAYS had a tabloid size Book Section - my favorite, of course - but it must have been cheaper to have the pages the same size… and so this really killed people. We felt it should read like a book, easy to hold, whatever. Then after mistake after mistake, it became the tabloid after some years. The first morning, I wrote the editor of it - who sort of knew me - and told her that this was her chance to make this the first section people turned to. I had nerve, but knew what I was talking about, telling her what could be done by Week 2 to make it smashing. She wrote back in an hour and again later - but I watched and waited. Sure enough Week Two of the former size had the appealing cover page, and some - some of my suggestions were taken.
It was never good enough. I told the editor that people no longer seem to have time for full page reviews that end up being negative - what is THAT about - and that more books reviewed in shorter form would suit more of us. Voila - a few more changes made — but I could have gone down there and laid the darn thing out in a day with the rationale and it would have been tops. I have been around long enough to know.
Enough about that - as with Zell, immediately my hands were covered with newsprint and the Tribune was — more than a disgrace. Everyone cancelled it - after 40 or more years of subscribing. Fortunately, I splurge on NYTimes. EKA, this is how I rationalize the expense. If I see articles that either my friends or I will not just find interesting but will lead us to other sources we did not know about, I rip them out. With all its sections - and the variety - I am finding things constantly. . even the very very quirky major article on the newly married couple each week who are so ill-suited but somehow managed to get together with the strangest scenarios. It is fodder for conversation at times.
BUT I have followed up on Health and Science - and I actually think several articles saved friends’ lives - and I am not kidding. And so the money spent I find worth the enjoyment of very very good writing that I find nowhere else. Sometimes, they print me as the Tribune did.
In the better days of Chicago Trib, they all knew me and liked me and gave me wonderful exposure occasionally.
I didn’t write unless I was pretty sure to be printed. . and sometimes used a pen name so that I could write more regularly with no question. Yes, I think of everything. I did the same with New York mag when I wrote a lot in the 1970s there — it became a game and so I would play it. I still get New York, New Yorker, but long for the days of the former editors. I even time how long it takes me to read each - casually - and that let’s me know if this issue is very so-so which both can be — or at least some part has caught my interest.
Now you have my secrets. And yes, the written word on paper is on a fast downhill slide - and the economy will hasten its demise. I don’t like to read those online. Just as with books, I like to settle in, and there is something about turning the page, the feel of the paper, that “settles me in”.
Interesting: the libraries find that their circulation is going way up. But figured in are the DVDs which is about 40% of the total and rising.
But we figure if a patron takes a book out with that DVD, the can get caught into reading. People don’t realize but going to a library for about anything - newspapers, magazines, and so much more - is like getting a gift. NO charge and as I am a far-out travel essay nut, they have to get my books from all over the country for me - and they come in fast, and come in free. I haunt the place!!!
I don’t know the answers to your questions — but I fear that “the new world” with all its gimmicks is already letting us know that the quality that we insisted on and got is probably not going to be there. I am usually pro-active, but in this case it seems pre-ordained. The young people have no idea what quality in the world past even meant so accept whatever at face value.
It is saddening to forsee the future …
Joanie, To you and all the ladies of WOW, I have one piece of advice that no matter how good you might think you look now, there is one single thing all of you must do if you haven’t already done it. That one thing is:
Get your butts in to have your upper lips lasered! If not, you will eventually show up at the nursing home with a mustache!!!!!
hee hee hee
Protect your skin from sun damage, and always carry yourself with good posture. Ditto on getting enough rest, and also a little make-up for daytime never hurts. (I have blonde eyelashes and without mascara my eyes look horribly insignificant). CA
Best beauty tips:
1) Two weeks daily 2 oz. fresh squeezed wheat grass from Jamba Juice or similiar…do it and come back and tell me it didn’t make a tremendous change.
2) Exercise. Drumroll please….today I actually (no merde my friends) WALKED the entire 17-mile scenic Pebble Beach/Carmel drive. Can hardly believe it myself….but did it and feel great.
3) Pre de Provence 100% Pure Shea Butter. I’ve done every beauty treatment, $200. Chanel whatever, etc. and this is as good as any and cost $15 a tin that lasts 4 months.
4) Crest White Strips. 5 Min a day, simple, Teeth look great.
5) Sleep. Started using Excedrin PM to get it. Whatever. Get it.
6) Vegi/Fruit diet
7) Lots of water.
8) Breathing fresh air/exercise are the fountain of youth….
Carmel — You WALKED the whole 17-mile drive?????? How old are you - 20????? But I go out every year to Carmel - have for 30 or more years — and know it well. I tend the GAWK and climb down the rocks to the tidepools. YOu will know me when I arrive, as I am the one that is upside-down-U-shaped person who tries to keep her balance when the lone big wave suddenly comes in too far as I am
hunting for the tiny crabs and the anemones that are a never-ending source of delight. Low tide finds me there or down at the state park, doing pretty much the same. Love - just love the otters, looking blase and just napping on their backs!
But I also know Montecito — and can’t believe another fire going on — as we were there for part of the Big Sur which was awful for my friend who is manager of Coast Gallery and a nature lover who saw the wild things try to get out of the way of the flames.
You are showing us off with your perfect diet and perfect life!
But where is that grape seed oil????? Did you do a straight seventeen without stopping? Pretty remarkable. Good for you.
Joan/Phyllis…. Just stopped for 5 minutes at the tiny Pebble Beach store for a bottle of water/bathroom stop. Surprised not sore or stiff today. Swiggin’ grape seed oil pays off.
Was absolutely beautiful out, sunny and crystal clear. Between the Carmel Gate and the Pebble Beach Lodge….running split rail fences completly covered in blooming jasmine….very lush green rolling golf courses dotted in grazing deer and the ocean behind. Homes named “Heather Hedge” “Cove View Cottage” [ie $8 million dollar ‘cottage’] and the prettiest of all an estate named ‘Lucky Strike’…I’ll say. Would love to know the story there.
no, not 20…but in California everything does well by the water. No barnacles on my bottom yet. ;)
Carmel — YOU are living in my favorite place in our country, and your descriptions of your route make me awfully jealous — and I can’t help it. Nepenthe is my “renewal place” and I am sure you know it well — and I get my bronzes at Coast Gallery - saved in the awful fires.
Has this always been your home — no one “comes from there”, do they? They are just visitors caught in the beauty and can’t leave.
I suppose you are seeing deer on the course — and the weather is perfection — and YOU are the most fortunate of WOWers in my thinking. No wonder you are so healthy — the place gives you the glow of health as you want to be outside - and really living!!


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