Enjoying my breakfast tea with my favorite advice columnist and I read this:

 I really wish his penis would just fall off!

 Pshaw!

L2: I agree that the driver should stand firm that all riders use the seat belt.  After all, the driver is the one who gets the ticket.

The reason she doesn’t want to drive may be the condition of her car. I had a coworker who weighed over 700 lbs. She had a seat belt extension in her own car, but the rest of the car was filled with stuff, ranging from fast food wrappers to books and magazines.  She couldn’t bend down and clean the car, and she became exhausted after only 5 minutes and gave up.  Sure, it’s easy to blame fat people for their predicament, but having some compassion for the extra difficulty we face to overcome the exhaustion and depression would be good.

I’m not saying to let her off the hook.  I’m saying to stand firmly and don’t give in, but do it in an understanding way. You don’t have to become judgmental and superior when you stick to your guns.

Hah! If dementia is the same as discovering girl on girl porn on the internet over the past year, then I guess that’s what "Disheartened’s" hubby suffers from. 

Or Mr. Successful and Well Educated has been experimenting with guy on guy porn or actual physical action, and he wants her to get same sex curious, to alleviate guilt or get her involved in experimenting too. And if he is getting physically involved and that’s how he "cured" his ED issue, get yourself tested for STDs immediately. I can’t imagine why you’d want to continue having sex with him if you want it to fall off, but if you are, get tested anyway.

Here’s an idea for LW#2: Offer to drive Her car. Maybe she is sick of having to drive all the time. On day, just volunteer, "Hey, let take your car, and I can drive." and if the car is a mess everyone pick in real quick to clean out the mess and hop in.

I have heard from overweight friends that in the state of Ohio, if you are over a certain weight you are exempt from the seat belt laws. Not sure if that is true.

LW#1 take him to the doctor.

#1. Tell him ‘No, and this subject is closed. It will not be reopened for conversation at any time.’ Then simply never allow it to be reopened. No explanation is required. If and when he attempts to bring the subject again simply leave the room. If he follows you, get in your car and go for a drive, alone. Do not acknowledge it at all.

#1 Take him for a MRI and literally find the peanut in his brain.

#2 She has chosen to accomodate for her weight in her car and life, you can either enable her to continue using her weight for her behavior or choose to address her the same as anyone else who travels in your vehicle, either buckle up, stay behind or drive herself. Getting behind the wheel of her car and driving her is just further endulging her own need for attention.

Re #1.  When my late father had a stroke his libido went into over-drive. He was given birth control shots to try and bring it down and would’ve been mortified to know of his behavior had he been in his right mind.   Prudie was right on with the check up.

Don’t let that old goat ram his fantasies at you, or ewe’ll be sorry.  No really, this sounds like someone trying to live out the letters he’s read in Penthouse Forum while all his parts are still functioning.  Next, he’ll be asking you to pee on him.  If you’re not into it, he needs to STFU. 

Alright.  So I’m going to play Devil’s Advocate on LW #1. 

I can think of 10 guys within 2 minutes easy that get into girl on girl fantasies.  It’s rather common.  Not saying it’s right but just saying that him having the fantasy itself isn’t that unusual.  In fact, it’s very possible that he’s had that type of fantasy long before they met.  If all checks out well with the doctor, I wouldn’t think it’s unusual that his libido has increased as he’s gotten in better shape.  That’s common.  What’s annoying and detrimental to the relationship is the fact that he won’t let it go.  Of course, none of us know either of them but I definitely know women and men that pester and pester their loved ones to get what they want because they know that eventually they’ll give in just to shut them up.  If they’ve established that pattern in their relationship, then his actions are understandable (not right or healthy, mind you…just understandable). 

I’m always surprised on this blog how easily everyone one is to suggest divorce. I’m sure the old goat’s badgering is annoying, but reason for dissolution of marriage? A check up is in line…

 Is there anyone on here happily married to their first spouse? Just curious.