Money.
Sex.
Clothes.
Best friends — their use, care and feeding.
The definition of the word ‘friend.’
The correct length of phone calls.
The need to give lavish presents.
The need to receive lavish presents.
The orgasm, as proof and trophy.
The swallowing of certain substances.
Drugs.
Alcohol.
Saturated Fats.
Driving speeds.
The location of our destination.
The location of the laundry basket.
The location of that pair of socks.
The location of the spare lightbulbs.
The last known location of my pearl necklace — and your good watch.
What constitutes a skid mark.
What constitutes fidelity.
What constitutes a one-night stand (two nights).
What constitutes a fattening meal.
What, technically, is a lie?
What constitutes "Looking Fat."
What constitutes "going out for a little while."
What constitutes "Late."
The amount of time spent on work.
The amount of money spent on "Maintenance."
The smell of "Fracas."