Joan Juliet Buck | 06/18/2009 1:30 pm
One Dozen Home Remedies, by Joan Juliet Buck
From fat to fatigue, here are the remedies for what ails you.
In response to: Cucumbers on your eyes, oatmeal in your bath … What old-fashioned beauty rituals do you still follow?
I only use old-fashioned remedies.
Witch hazel as a skin tonic.
Cucumber slices on the eyes. The astringent effect tightens the skin.
A few drops of essential oil of lavender in the evening bathwater to get very, very sleepy.
A few drops of Rosemary essence in the morning bath has the same effect as five cans of Red Bull.
(Or something called Early to Rise, which is less radical.)
Vicks Vapo Rub on the chest and feet when I have a cold. Or Tiger Balm, even better.
A good stiff skin brush all over the body just before or during a bath. (Hurts more before, when the bursh is dry.)
Egg yolks as a mask on the hair. Disgusting but potent.
A very, very cold rinse after each shampoo. Best done in a salon, because I mean cold. Good for the hair shaft.
Tea: Camomile to sleep, mint for an upset stomach, maté to wake up, Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchoung to keep going all day without coffee nerves, green tea for extra stamina.
When in doubt, steamed zucchini for dinner.
When fat, Bieler Broth for a few days.
At all times, 85% chocolate, food of the Aztec Gods.
Witch hazel as a skin tonic.
Cucumber slices on the eyes. The astringent effect tightens the skin.
A few drops of essential oil of lavender in the evening bathwater to get very, very sleepy.
A few drops of Rosemary essence in the morning bath has the same effect as five cans of Red Bull.
(Or something called Early to Rise, which is less radical.)
Vicks Vapo Rub on the chest and feet when I have a cold. Or Tiger Balm, even better.
A good stiff skin brush all over the body just before or during a bath. (Hurts more before, when the bursh is dry.)
Egg yolks as a mask on the hair. Disgusting but potent.
A very, very cold rinse after each shampoo. Best done in a salon, because I mean cold. Good for the hair shaft.
Tea: Camomile to sleep, mint for an upset stomach, maté to wake up, Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchoung to keep going all day without coffee nerves, green tea for extra stamina.
When in doubt, steamed zucchini for dinner.
When fat, Bieler Broth for a few days.
At all times, 85% chocolate, food of the Aztec Gods.

























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Deniseann,
Here is a link to an online support forum comprised of people with IBD [ulcerative colitis, etc.]. There’s often comfort in exchanging info and problems with people who are further along.
http://www.ibsgroup.org/forums/index.php?showforum=24
I’d like to caution you against introducing any foods or herbs or whatever without your Gastroenterologist’s permission. [And notice I said GI-doc, not an internist.] You have undergone a number of surgeries and very, very few of the herbs and supplements are FDA checked or approved. As such, many doctors have found that some of them cause problems during surgeries. I know I’m anticipating too much, but you need to be informed.
I’m always cautious about recommending research of medical information on the internet. However, if you google the specific terms of the things you need answers to, and ONLY SELECT references from medical schools or physicians, then you should be ok. References from such major medical org’s dealing with IBD should also be ok.
Perhaps it’s too much to ask, but does the VA have a nutritionist on staff?
http://www.webmd.com/ibs/guide/controlling-irritable-bowel-syndrome-with-diet
You’ve been through a lot, but in spite of that, it’s really important to handle stress well. There are plenty of excellent books in the library about stress management. YOur local librarian will be happy to help.
Primal Defense®
HSO Probiotic Formula
Fabulous stuff, you can read about it at GardenOfLife.com, you can get it at a discount at iherb.com
Omie, I’ve had IBS for 26 years, it came on when I was pregnant and had uterin cancer. I’ve been told by doctors at Bethisda, NIH, and three different VA hospitals, that i have the worse case they’ve ever seen, there is no lining in my intestine anymore
I’ve had colon cancer twice, and when I’m stressed I get so sick that I can’t get off the pot, because it’s a non stop journey.
I know that most of the food I grew up on I can no longer eat because it upsets the bowl. I don’t drink any kind of booze, but I do drink three to four glass’s of water a day.
Its either nonstop on the pot, or so constipated It hurts like hell.
I drink miralax every nite (doesn’t seem to help), have Milk of Magnesua on hand at all times.
I take Bental for the cramps, and Atropine to stop the runs. I can’t use any of those things you see on TV to purge your bowl, it just makes me sicker.
I’m look for a non drug way to get normal. The doctors are at a standstill, they’ve sent me to Duke Hospital in Durham NC. I’ve had colonospies, swolled a camera so they could see what’s happening in there.
I’m very limited to what can and can’t eat. My stomach gets so bloated at times I look about six month pregnant.
When I’m stressed it makes the IBS ten times worse. I have to lay out where bathrooms are when going on a trip, and I never eat out anymore because It’s just too hard and embarassing to up and leave the table and not to come back for 20 or 30 minutes. But my kids are use to this because I’ve had it all their lives.
Thanks, Joan Juliet and others. I’ve got some good ones from you to try now.
I, too, swear by essential oils in the bath and the wonderful, smelly Tiger Balm. (A good friend of mine says the Tiger Balm smell works as an aphrodisiac on her husband too, so there’s also that!) And staying on the Chinese tip, also try Zheng Gu Shui for joint pains or minor sprains and injuries. It’s a Chinese topical liquid and it boggles the mind how well it works. If you don’t have a Chinese shop or Chinese apothecary nearby, you can also buy it online.
Finally, one for dogs that I’ve found effective. If your dog gets itchy hot spots in the summer, put into a spray bottle equal amounts of water, baby oil, and original flavor Listerine mouthwash. Shake it up and spray onto the hot spots, being sure to avoid Fido’s eyes. Massage in or don’t, as you like.
Vitamin K cream (purchased at health food stores) for bruises
Gargling with warm salt water for a sore throat
Brown sugar, mixed into lotions and gels, to exfoliate
Aloe Vera juice combined with apple cider vingear, both mixed into a fruit juice for cleansing and digestion, acid reflux and burning fat