Question of the Day | 07/08/2009 11:00 pm
How do you feel in a swimsuit now? In the book of 'Bathing Suit Chronicles,' how does your chapter read?

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Chris, The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Ha!
have you been out to Holland beach (Lake Michigan) yet this summer?! I made it out to Grand Haven State Beach in June. I have a deal with a lady friend in Detroit (just a friend, unfortunately), that if the meteorologists at www.woodtv.com (TV 8 in Grand Rapids) on Friday predict the high temperature to hit 83 or higher on Saturday or Sunday, she’ll drive to G.R., and we’ll go tubing on the Big Muskegon River. Right now, the projected high for Saturday is 81. So, it has to go up 2 degrees by tomorrow!
No, Chris, I haven’t navigated those, yet. Which is better for tubing/canoeing?!
We got a lot of rain in June, thus the mosquito mania. But the suntan lotion I use repels them away!
There was a story in the Grand Rapids Press a week ago about police starting to crack down on punks on the Muskegon River in Newaygo County. They can’t handle their tea, and wreak havoc on people’s property. I tubed down the Big Muskegon in Big Rapids (Mecosta County) two weeks ago. I really like it when you hit the rapids.
Pere Marquette is great for canoeing but a bit rough usually for tubing. The Pine is also a bit rough but if you’re looking for a good tubing river the Besty Rive is great!
As to the ‘squitos, it doesn’t matter how slathered I am with bug repellant they seem to know that I am a tasty treat! I tend to stay away from the out doors a little before dusk until morning.
Read that article in the GR Press about that! We’ve never done the Big Muskegon, I think we’ll have to take the plunge after your recommendation!
Wow, James, what memories. We had a cottage on the Muskeogon River. My grandpa used to tie me to a tree while he wadded in and cast about. I can still remember inching my bottom down as far as possible to get my feet in the water, and the feeling of the swift current pulling my legs with it, and Grandpa "catching" me every single time with a "uh, no you don’t darlin’ - this isn’t the place for you to swim - I’ll take you over to Chippewa later … (where our families had another cottage).
Have you tried sunscreen for the ‘skitos?’ They stay away from drafts, so keep the air moving, and drink vinegar with the Mother in it, too. We have them bad here, now, too and it was 106 yesterday when I came out of swimming (indoors). My driver (handicap transit) pulled right up before I knew the temperature, and shouted, "get in here, it’s over 105 - I’ve been under that tree (throwing his arm over his head bakassward) waiting for you - I see you have your hat on though …" I couldn’t believe it was that hot. Once home, my house had maintained itself at 78 F, thanks to having brought up the insulation in 2002 to R82; however, I upped the thermostat to relieve the AC, and made some fresh ice tea with the mint leaves I pulled entering my front door - the chocolate mint is wonderful on days like today.
Today, it’s 105 - UNBELIEVABLE. Like Phoenix was May 14th. I fear we have a lot more of this heat coming to our world - if we’d only have cleaned up our waterways better.
Yes, I’ve tubed the Big Muskeogon from BR many times (as you may have guess by now). My dermatologists are well aware of the dangers of Michigan summers to red-heads. Never did I ‘notice’ the sun, but had at least 2 "sun-strokes" a year - would awaken wrapped in wet sheets after having slepta few days. Sheesh - ignorance is bliss.
Incidentally, I found out as a "kid" that aspirin stops the burning pain of sunburns, systemically. ;-))
ALERT! FROM LIZ HERE. I SHOULD have noticed this grammatical error before. The question is idiotically about "feeling badly" about one's neck (or swimsuit figure). Look, guys, it may sound good but "feeling badly" means one's hands don't work. It means when you start to feel something, physically, your sense of touch isn't working. The correct expression, believe it or not, is "feeling bad." Which refers to how one actually feels all over. But putting the "LY" on the end makes it somehow sound "nicer" or "more gentil. But its wrong, wrong, wrong. One feels bad; one feels something or someone else "badly." Love, Liz Smith
This may be the most grammer I know, but it has somehow entered the mainstream to such an extent it may not be correctable.
Right, Liz. But it’s "grammar", not "grammer". Gotcha! Ha! Another that many people get wrong is, "between you and I". The pronoun should take the objective case "me" ("between you and me"), because it’s the object of the preposition "between".
But, as Phyllis and I were discussing, it’s hard to be too hard on people, because the English language is quite contorted. We struggle with whether to use "he", "she" or "them" in some cases. And, the notion that it’s grammatically incorrect to end a sentence with a preposition is maddening.
James, great minds think alike, and I’m thinking we may have jumped the vowel too quickly. Liz used grammatical, so she very well knew the spelling and was testing us.
Another frequently misunderstood usage is when to use ‘who’ and when to use ‘whom’. If I hadn’t taught grammar for years, I wouldn’t know either….has to do with subjects and objects. Sometimes after staring into thirty sets of glazed eyes, I would tell the kids, ‘Just err on the side of WHO.’ Then we read the Abbott and Costello classic, "Who’s on First?’, and we all had a good laugh.
Peace and grace
Oh, Brava, Liz Smith. As an English teacher and a parent, I took much joy in explaining ‘feel badly’ as one who hasn’t quite mastered the use of the hands, something along the lines of, ‘I just washed my hands and can’t do a thing with them.’ I knew the students ‘got it’ when they began to laugh. My daughter (31) and I have enjoyed this little ‘be verb’ mix-up for years, silently, of course. Usually, I refrain from announcing I taught English as some people thought perhaps I would be grading their speech. And listen, Liz Smith, you know I love you and all you do…psst, lean down to the screen: grammar. Just a note from one Panther to another.
Ah, gee, Liz Smith, you’re the greatest!
Peace and grace

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