How can we miss her if she won’t go away?

Celia Rivenbanks’ column called "Ready for the Sarah Palin, LaToya Jackson Ticket?"  is worth hunting up…..Sunday funnies….

Of course that was supposed to be DEAR, SJ….

How’s that birther bidniss workin’ out for all y’all? 

Dear Paula..welcome to the wonderful world of wow….gotta tell you, doll..this is "boxing with four year olds"……—-Granny Wisdom….(I don’t know how to cut and paste somebody else’s notions…..don’t know how to cut and paste…..lucky for all y’all….if it ain’t duct tape, I can’t do it… and that’s not duck tape on my car…..it’s pewter trim )

Welcome anyway….you’ll find out soon enough….. Nice try,  BTW….

What was wrong with knitting? Or crochet? Or quiet? Or what do you really think? (This is what really gets panties in a wad.)

Makes me really sad….and a lot of others as well…..that civil discourse has been essentially hijacked 

I have an avatar that I absolutely stumbled over……..scroll…scroll….didn’t even know the meaning of the word in terms of the web..(Dead Sea Scrolls…whatever….I am a Christian scholar….sort of minimally..). .now I really know…….. yowsah…yipes, even…….I could say horrific or I could say flat effing ignurnt morons….

Now here’s a little "aside"……"I can see Indiana from my house" (really)….and in the Palin-Woolfolk cemetery here there is a Sarah Palin headstone from the 1850s……A T-shirt waiting to happen 

For all of us who are tired of trying to fight the good/reasonable fight, we will wait and watch. As for embarrasing……don’t you just hate it when we are supposed to buy into any idiot as long as she is ……. 

Dear KB…It takes me over an hour to get to the nearest WM..with a lot of advanced planning and promises…and, when I get there ,  I’m already pissed..maybe literally and figuratively…and ready to smack the next idiot child who is smacking his/her kid in the aisle(s)….I  have to see it as "The Nascar Ministry."  (Big storefront…ministry)…..Daddy got his 10-dubya-40? OK, kiddo…. Wanna know how to go to Vassar? Goucher? Smith? Randolph-Macon? Sweet Briar? Sophie Newcombe (sp?)…..? Or (Jeez…) UK? (Except that UK has  a fab art dept…)

If you have an interest in this.( and the kid doesn’t…idiot parents, idiot child…so sad….the kid hardly has a chance…might as well live in an extreme third world country  …got no food? got no brains…)  ..sit right here next to me….I’ll find you a scholarship as soon as you learn how to speak English as a first language and dump your parents……. Forget the rural school system..any school system…..

Tell the kid how much "those kids" got paid to make that Hannah Montana doll  in terms of their allowance….What? 20000000 hours? A trillion doesn’t mean anything to me…they’re printing more of it all the time and always have…..Sooner you’re off the grid and on the land, the better……Take that to your condo supervisor……