Dice the Nice

My Comments (167 so far…)

Jane Wagner Care-Toon: Home Foreclosure

Now you’ll see that I actually sent the last message twice. So glad you appreciate my humor and even gladder that you love me!!! AND, I love you, too. One of my hobbiees is making people laugh because it’s good to laugh out loud (lol). Maybe lol is little old ladiy. Love, DtN

Jane Wagner Care-Toon: Home Foreclosure

I thought I sent this message awhile ago but it looks like it didn’t make it. I said I thought twitter-ing was a noise birds made and I’d better do some research DtN

Jane Wagner Care-Toon: Home Foreclosure

I thought twitter-ing was a noise that birds make. Guess I’ll have to do some research and get back to you. DtN

Jane Wagner Care-Toon: Home Foreclosure

Dear Ms. Jane - I hope we’ll be friends forever, too. You are the one who gave me part of my name and I won’t forget that! Thank you. DtN

Jane Wagner Care-Toon: Home Foreclosure

Hi Ms. Jane—-I’m not a girlfriend but I’ve missed you, too. Just call me a feline friend. DtN

Jane Wagner Names Her Favorite Artist

You are my favorite artist, Ms. Jane!! I LOVE your care-toons best of all. Purrs, DtN

The wOw Conversation: Is There Ever a Right Time to Retire?

This message is for all of you but especially for my friend, Ms. Jane. As you all probably know, cats are not concerned with retirement as we are really retired as soon as we’re born. However, when people retire they seem to start doing volunteer work and I know many of them help Animals. That tells me that retiring can be very fulfilling and I thank the people who help us. DtN

Jane Wagner Gives In to Temptation …

Dear Ms. Jane: I actually know very little about electronic gadgets but one of my people has several and thinks they are just great. Her favorite is an i-phone which does all sorts of magic…do you have one? I’m not interested in having such items as I think they would be difficult to carry around and would get a bit dirty in my yard. DtN (my new signature provided by Mugsy)

Lesley Stahl: My Hair Is Sprayed With Cement!

Dear Ms. Mugsy: So nice to hear from you after a very long time. I don’t worry much about hairballs because I have short fur, but you are right, when it does happen, someone else cleans them up. I have never had a "bad hair day" so I guess I’m just lucky. DtN (I like that)

Lesley Stahl: My Hair Is Sprayed With Cement!

As anyone can see from my picture, I have NO hair problems. My fur looks just great all the time and all I have to do is keep it clean and shiny and grooming is one of my favorite activities. I don’t mean to brag but my hair is PERFECT. After I roll around in the dirt, my fur does get a bit dusty, but that is o.k. Purrs from Dice the Nice

Lily Tomlin's Numbers Obsession

Dear Ms. Lily:

Thank you for sending me the e-mail which told me you had posted (is that the right word? - sounds a bit odd). I have missed seeing you and hearing your logical thinking. I hope you don’t mind that a cat is writing to you because I am. Sorry, I don’t know my numbers very well. I do know there are 4 letters in my name but I don’t know my birth date those numbers can’t put any spells on me so I guess I just won’t worry about it. Love and purrs, Dice, the Nice

Jane Wagner: Fear of Friday the 13th?

My dear Ms. Jane: I really don’t consider myself superstitious but maybe I am. I do try to avoid black cats (even the one who lives next door) on Friday the 13th but I try to avoid her at all times because she challenges me. I don’t worry about mirrors since I have never seen one so what does that leave? I was so happy to get your e-mail telling me that you’re back - I have missed you a lot. Love and purrs from Dice, the Nice

The 10 Rs of Redecorating in a Recession

Dear Ms. Serena: Thought you would be interested to know that I aleady have lovely outdoor facilities but on cold nights I prefer the shelter of my "garage" room. How about Jordan?

Jane Wagner: 'Tis Better to Give Than to Receive

Dear Ms. Jane: It is so nice to hear from you - it has been awhile! Your response to a bailout is just what I would have expected. You are such a kind and giving person! I do agree and I would help anyone I could seek help when needed. Purrs, Dice the Nice