My speech costs $38 million a year. Time to cut taxes again!

You go Girl! Those younger generations should feel privileged to pick-up the tab left behind by the previous generations. It’s not our fault that they can’t spend the federal dollars twice like we did (writing Socialist Security Checks AND using the money from Social Security to mask the true size of the national debt so we can still receive all the other services without paying more.) They just have to find a way to screw over the next generation like we did. Be creative. This is still America…until further notice.

And yet I find her strangely attractive.

Ahhh, my lovely little ditto head. Keep up the good work. Daddy Rush approves.

That’s right ladies. The democratic party is full of sexists. You’re too good for them. Poor Hillary was brutalized by those people, but you can count on us in the GOP to stand by you. After all, when was the last time WE let you down?