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Kalisa Hyman

Kalisa Hyman

My Comments (11 so far…)

Whoopi Goldberg: Sarah Palin 'Is a Very Dangerous Woman'

Thank you for saying that Whoopi. I especially like what you said about how the pres & VP should be making decisions based on what’s best for the country, not on their own personal religious beliefs.

Message to All Whining Female Democrats: Hillary's Out. Get Over It, by Barbara Goldsmith

I know, but I’m still pissed. This was her time. I’ll vote for Obama, but he came in & fucked everything up. He should have waited. It was her time.

Summer Shoes: Good Looking, Bad For Your Feet, by Shirley Lord

I totally blame Carrie Bradshaw. She fucking lied to us when she made us believe we could walk around the city all day in 4-inch heels. I certainly agree with Ms. Rose on the soft leather part. I can run hurdles in a good pair of $500 shoes. Cheap shoes kill my feet every time. And yes, I wear stilettos.

Summer’s Scariest Stilettos

You need some new copy writers. I’ve never seen so much redundancy or so many repeated words in such a short feature. The shoes are cool though.

If You Could Go Back in Time, Whose Life Would You Choose to Live?

I would choose Dooce, b/c I only wish I could make a living writing like she is. Doing what I love, calling the shots, making my own rules. She’s a literary pioneer for a new millenium.

What mythical figure do you most relate to? Ditto, historical figure?

I know so very little about mythology but the FICTIONAL character I most relate to would have to be Sidda Walker from Ya Ya Sisterhood.

Do you tell people your real age?

I’ll be 42 this year but look much younger. If I don’t tell people my real age, they think I gave birth to my son in high schoool!

Should prostitution be legal? Why? Why not?

The government should not be in the business of legislating morality. Consenting adult should be allowed to love, marry and f*** whoever - and however - they want.

From James Frey to J.T. Leroy and beyond: Why are publishers such easy marks for fake memoirs?

I think the publishers have a responsibility to sell the truth. If they call it a novel, it should be fiction. If they call it a memoir, it should be the story of someone’s life. Isn’t that what they have research departments for? Fact-checking?

Should Silda Spitzer stand by her man?

I don’t know who the Spitzer’s PR person is, but if I had media-trained Mrs. Spitzer, I would have told her to do something other than read her husband’s statement over his shoulder. Like “make eye contact” or “try to look supportive.” Also, looking HOT on camera is always good after your husband’s been caught fooling around. Makes him look even more like an idiot.