Dahlings, if you’re following rules to be alluring - then, you’re most definitely not.  Be yourselves, my dears. 

First rule of being yourself - don’t listen to anyone else.

Mousso & Franks, my dears. 

Ah, old Hollywood.

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde

I use you as an example of the APEX of refined behavior, deber, dahling.  I can’t IMAGINE YOU losing your temper, my dear.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Hillary, dahling. 

No, dahlings, I USED to drink coffee.  Now, to get my blood flowing, I scan this site for anything with ‘Obama, Palin, Coulter’ - and now, ‘Peek’ in the title and watch otherwise intelligent mature woman attack each other. 

Then, with my blood running hot, my dears, I seek to maintain a modicum of civility for the rest of the day.  Great coffee alternative, dahlings.

With apologies to Debbie Boone, dahlings,

"You light up my life…"

Margo, dahling, Hollywood’s been dishing about celebrity bad behavior since long before Fatty Arbuckle and will be doing so long after Paris looks like Liz, won’t they, my dear?

Dahlings, the girls in that picture look like the granddaughters of my girlfriends.  That said, my dears, my friends and I talk about where to hear good local jazz, who’s going to make the next batch of martinis, and whether to call a cab or stay the night - so we can keep talking.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Rush, my dahling.  Mommy has sorely missed you, my dear.

I am never certain whether it is your tongue - or that nasty cigar - planted so firmly in your cheek, dahling.