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Mommy Dearest

Mommy Dearest

My Comments (505 so far…)

The Many Faces of Plastic Surgery, by Ruth Charny

My dears, strolling down the Hollywood part of this discussion RE:  Meg Ryan and Nicole Kidman, one must consider this.  More and more, European women are taking parts from American women - because they have faces that are capable of expression, don’t they, dahlings? 

Interesting phenomenon, where, at some point, actresses must make the choice as to whether we are actors - or ageless movie stars.  We ALL know the difference don’t we, dahlings?

Should violence against medical doctors who perform abortions be viewed and prosecuted as domestic terrorism?

Dahling Mary, do you remember the Civil Rights Movement in the early 1960’s, my dear?  Black people were singled out and lynched, dahling, terrorizing a significant part of our population.  While the man who was hung may have been walking down the road, his murder was not aimed at men who were out walking.  He was murdered because he was black, my dear.

When the intent of the murderer is to kill someone because he or she is a member of a particular group, e.g., gay, lesbian, black, Jewish, etc., it is terrorism.  The man who walked into the Holocaust Museum was more than just a murderer, my dear.  He sought to terrorize Blacks and Jews.

These IS a difference, dahling, as any member of a group who has been terrorized can tell you.

Mr. Wow on the Rise and fall and Rise and ... What? – of Sarah Palin

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Judy, dahling.  Hilarious, my dear.

 

Thousands Take to Iran's Streets to Protest Election Outcome; Ayatollah Ali Khamenei OKs Probe (Video)

My dears, which figurehead runs this country is much less important than who is the "Supreme Cleric, isn’t it?  Nevertheless, a less radical mouthpiece would serve to undermine the hard-line Israeli PM stance on the Palestinean issue, and that, my dears, would make Mommy sleep more soundly, dahlings.

AirFrance Tragedy Continues: Woman Who Missed Flight Killed in Car Crash

My dears, coincidence does not seem so coincidental sometimes, does it?

What is your favorite short story of all time?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, EKA, dahling.  Particularly if it’s a short story, my dear.

Mr. wOw on Why Amy Winehouse Is <i>Not</i> Billie Holliday!

Mr. wOw, dahling, you certainly dismiss Amy very quickly, don’t you, my dear?  Why you don’t even mention that Amy’s career is quite in its infancy, and hardly a fair comparison to Ms. Holiday’s at this point.

Further, dahling, it sounds as though you are QUITE the Billie Holiday fan, and may just think no one will ever compare with her.  Both have much talent, dear, and time will tell.  Some of us will give Amy a chance to blossom before dismissing her, even those of us who were adults while Billie was still performing.

Obama Working to Release Laura Ling and Euna Lee, Sentenced to 12 Years in North Korean Labor Camp

My dahlings, arguing about whether they actually crossed the border or who has the best solution is absurd.  We have a State Department who has more information about this issue than any of us, my dears.

God speed, I say.  And, to the all Bickersons, puh-lease, dahlings.  Unless you’re Secretary of State, I wonder whether you know that what you think could hardly be categorized as an informed decision, is it?

What is your favorite awards show?

Oscars, dahlings.  Drama, intrigue, gowns.  Crawford presenting to Davis.  Come on, dears, you KNOW you love the histrionics of it all, don’t you, my dears?

Got a Serious Illness? You May Go Bankrupt From Your Medical Bills

My dears, affordability and access does not necessarily equal nationalization. 

What is the best funeral you ever attended? Tell us why

Dahlings, I stole a phrase from Mark Twain when Bette Davis died, "I didn’t attend the funeral, but sent a note of approval."

Octomom Blasts Kate Gosselin for Body, Exploiting Kids; 'Housewives of New Jersey' Unplugged (Video)

Dahlings, speaking on behalf of those of us who actually remember Jackie Coogan’s trial, I find this article patently ridiculous!  Who is better Jon & Kate or the "octomom?"  Really, my dears, what am I, a teen-ager reading "Tiger Beat?"

Ridiculous question.  Ridiculous people.  I, for one, am not a vacuous idiot, and would prefer to discuss something with a bit more depth, my dears!

Whoopi Goldberg's 'Duh' Advice to Advertisers

Dahling, with that attitude, you can say good-bye to this website, google, network television and countless other American businesses.