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Mommy Dearest

Mommy Dearest

My Comments (505 so far…)

In honor of National Non-Violence Day, fill in the blank: Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with _____.

Bette Davis

Court: Sharon Stone Wanted Botox for Young Son's Smelly Feet

Botox for smelly feet? Why didn’t I think of that?

New Yorker Spoofs Palin and Alaska's Proximity to Russia

Yee gads. I’m glad I’m dead.

French Muslim Students Seek Refuge in Catholic Schools

No one had better dare say anything to me about MY head scarf!

When is a big family too big?

You had one too many children when your ungrateful daughter writes an unflattering book about you after you’re dead.

What Will the $700B Bailout Money Pay For?

Hello dahlings, My company - Pepsi - is up today. So, what does Warren Buffett say? http://www.cnbc.com//id/26852539

Which of the following has the biggest stigma associated with it?

Female member of Pepsi’s Board of Directors in the 1960’s.

The Modern Women: Pictures From Diane English's New Movie, 'The Women,' the 1939 Remake

The original is worth seeing. This one? I’d rather clean my bathroom.

Why Depression May Be a Good Sign for the Economy, by Liz Peek

Pepsi still looks pretty strong; although it was a better company when I ran it!

What Do Michael Douglas and Matt Damon Have in Common? Liz Smith Gives the Answer on FOX News (Video)

Ah, Liz dahling, Soderbergh should do another movie about me - without input from those ingrateful little brats!