Mommy Dearest

My Comments (505 so far…)

Where do you go for new music?

My dears, the music I listen to is what I danced to as a young woman - the big bands, and I play it from records on a turntable.

What fantasy iPhone App would you go crazy for?

Steve, my dear, Robert Palmer is smiling down upon you.

Do you remember who spoke at your college commencement?

Ahahahahaha, my dear caren. No, you need not say more.

Ex-Miss Nevada Katie Rees Peeved at Trump for Dethroning Her for Naughty Photos, But Not Carrie Prejean

My dears, I’m just an old, dead movie star, but have any of you heard that definition of pornography? The one that says, "I know it when I see it."

It’s FINE with Mommy, if you want to kiss other women, dahlings, but when you do so in front of a camera while apparently very intoxicated, and compare that picture with a rather subtle topless photo, I DO believe, dahlings, that we’re comparing, uh shall we say, honeydew melons to cantelopes, are we not, my dears?

Shanna Moakler Voices Disbelief in Carrie Prejean, Donald Trump

Dahlings, I have an idea. Let’s just all agree that we’ll refer to this story as the "sleeping dog," and let it lie.

Limbaugh Compares Democrats' 'Quest for Power' With His Drug Addiction; Andrew Wilkow Blasts Perez Hilton

SJ, dear, his point is based in the relationship between addition and irrationality. If you agree with him, dahling, then you must conclude 1) Democrats, because they are in power, are "addicted" to power, and 2) those in power are irrational. Using that logic, whomever is in power is irrational.

Again, my dear, his logic is faulty.

Mary Matalin: Obama Brought on Cheney Criticism

My dear, do you know what a spokesperson does? She speaks for someone else. There is no room for dissent in that position.

And, Kelly dahling, she certainly does not accept the opinion of her spouse. Have you not seen them together on "Meet the Press?"

You may agree with her opinion, dahling, but nothing I said was "weak" just because does not your belief, my dear.

Limbaugh Compares Democrats' 'Quest for Power' With His Drug Addiction; Andrew Wilkow Blasts Perez Hilton

Dahlings, let me see if I understand this.

Rush is saying, "I was addicted to drugs, and the drugs to which I was addicted caused me to act irrationally; therefore, Democracts, who are addicted to power, have power that causes them to act irrationally."

Using that logic, drugs and power both cause equally irrational behavior.

That, my dears, is so irrational and illogical, that it’s actually quite amusing, in a sort of pathetic way, isn’t it?

Have you ever been bullied? By a woman or a man? Have you ever been a bully?

Dahling, since you bring this up continually, I can’t help but wonder how a woman who worked for EF Hutton and did not manage money, had clients who were CEOs, investment bankers, real estate developers, lawyers, surgeons, etc. If you had been making investment banking deals on a multi-million dollar per project basis, dahling, how is it that we have not heard of you?

Have you ever done something you feared would come back to haunt you? Did it?

My dears, I embrace all parts of myself, including those that behaved in a, shall we say “interesting” way. All that can come back to haunt is that which was hidden, and, as you know dahlings, I have hidden nothing.