Dears, did anyone else see the Rhodes scholars from ASU on "The Daily Show" last evening?  Among the students who were pleased that the honorary degree were not conferred to the President was my favorite - who thought that President Benjamin Franklin would have deserved one.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dahlings, what have we come to?  John Edwards, Jon & Kate and every other person on this green earth may do whatever they want, my dears.  Mommy is bored silly hearing about what they did, may have done, will do and how they should react.  

This site was once intellectually stimulating, dahlings.  Mommy misses that. 

What the heck is a California Ambassador, dahlings? 

I think this "Miss California" should be named "Miss Cryogenics," my dears, as she seems to be able to keep this story alive loooooong after it should have died, doesn’t she? 

The Ultimate Decision? 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Oh, my.  Your best headline yet, wowOwow, staff (and that’s saying something).  This headline is right off the cover of "Tiger Beat."

AHAHAHAHAHA, Maggie, dahling. 

Priceless!

Plants?  Daily?

This guy has some imagination!

Shirley, dahling, I’ll say to you what I say to Mick Jagger. 

PLEASE keep your clothes on.  Think, not so much of you, but of the rest of us.

nanchan u, dahling, you just crack Mommy up.  I don’t know if I could stand hearing about Trump, Rivers, Miss California AND Gloria Allred in one day.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ah, f p dear, for one who has been so open about his love of Guinness and his recreational drugs, I find it interesting that you are so judgmental about her buying a bottle of wine.

Given that many here know your name and where you live, who’s to say you’re not being watched, too? 

My dears, Mommy thinks that "the Donald" has an uncanny ability to keep himself in the headlines - for the most INANE reasons.  The more we go on about Joan "Apprentice" Rivers and that California pageant topless pictures, the more we line his pockets and increase his ratings (and longevity as a public figure). 

Pageant princesses and cutthroat 2nd rate celebrity games don’t matter to me, dahlings, nor do wealthy self-promoting men with bad hair who have done NOTHING to promote anything of substance for my gender.

Andrea, my dear, may Mommy assume she has somewhat more life experience than you, dahling?  Don’t be offended, my dear, I say that because I am older, and may have picked up just a few reliable pointers along the way.

"He with the most money has all the power" was among the first lessons that I learned, I’m afraid.  Over time, though, dahling, it has progressed to "SHE with the most money…" 

You’re not a fool, dear.  You’re an optimistic young woman.  Be open to learning this lesson, though, dear’ although feel free to try to change it (after you make a lot of money).

Maggie, my dear, you’re spot on! 

Do wear a wet suite if you swim with Mr. Probst, though, dahling.  

Dahlings, speaking in full knowlege that I’m an old, dead movie star, I CAN’T look at Joan Rivers - much less listen to her.

(Mommy shivers.)  That FACE, my dears.  It’s TERRIFYING!

Dahlings!  Guess what?  Obama has now decided to check with Liz Cheney before discussing her dad… as soon as Dick Cheney starts checking in with Sasha and Malia before discussing their dad.

Really, dears!