Commander Daniel Anrig said this week: "I can imagine them (women) for one role or another. Certainly we can think about this."

Why, of COURSE there’s a role for women, dahling, just as the nuns have a role in the Church.  Why SOMEONE has to wash and iron the uniforms, don’t they my dear?

Ahahahahaha, dahlings.  The California Bar Association should file suit against Gloria Allred for commercially exploiting her licence to practice law.

Why won’t sharks attack Gloria?  Professional courtesy.  Ahahahahahaha!

My dears, another interpretation of Cliff Asness’ statement to his investors is this:

"I lent your money to a company that can’t pay you back, but I will fight for to get every cent I can from them for you."

Not terribly compelling argument from where I sit, dahlings.

Or, dahlings, stated another way, our dear Rush says, "Listen?  I’m not listening!  I’m TALKING!!! 

"YOU listen."

It is not the publishing of the pictures that "mocks her Christian faith," my dears.  It is the assertion she made that she had posed for no nude or semi-nude pictures, as a condition of her participation in the pageant.

Lying "mocks her Christian faith," dahlings.  Proof that she lied is not a mockery.  It is the truth, my dears.

Okay, Martha dahling, you’re right.  Democrats are all pathetic losers, and Republicans are all fabulous, spectacular, wise, truthful, loyal and kind.

Now, my dear, you can calm down and move on - before you cease to be a shining example of the group of perfect people to whom you so proudly belong..

"Birthday parties, a la Joan Crawford in MommyDearest, are packed with paparrazi taking pictures of the little ones, looking confused but under strict orders to smile for the cameras and look adorable."

Nanchan U, dahling, that is "Mommie Dearest."  I have the subtle spelling difference to denote that, while I AM a diva and not one to be trifled with, I had the good sense to remain childless - therefore less a hypocrite.

John’s failing showed so vividly in his so-called apology, where he mentioned that his wife’s disease was in remission during his pecadillo.

Again, HE is the one I find pathethic, dahling.  Young women smitten with older powerful men are a dime a dozen.

My dears Marjorie and deber B, employment is a lagging indicator.  That means it is of little use when looking ahead.

Practice your math, dahlings, before your economic prognostications, won’t you?

Dahlings, it goes like this.  A thousand (times 1000), A million (times 1000), A billion (times 1000, A trillion.  A million is 1000 X 1000 from a trillion.  1000 S X 1000 is one million.

My dears, putting this question in a column for mature women, then hearing that we a) had to check with google or b) got it wrong, is equivalent to the talking Barbie that said, "Math is hard."

Shame, dahlings, and betting that President Obama got it wrong does NOT get you off the hook, does it dears?