My dear Lily, I’ve a vague recollection of her mentioning that she didn’t manage any money. 

I believe she was an assistant of some sort, dahling.

Mommy is demonstrating a visualization of having been rendered speechless, dahlings.  Do we women of a certain age not remember lynching?  Can we NOT refer to that as a hate crime?  Can we not see a similarity to these circumstances with the Shepard case, my dears?

Do we object to increasing the level of atrocity appropriately to the circumstances?  Dead IS dead, dears.  All murders may involve hate, but Mommy sees a necessity to add a level of seriousness to targeting a particular group for killing, with no provocation other than belonging to that group.  Really, dahlings.

My dahlings, I knew everythiing I needed to know about John Edwards by looking at his hair - which does looks like a televangelist’s.  Why, come to think of it, he behaved quite  like Jimmy Swaggart, didn’t he?

Pathetic girlfriend?  No, my dears, pathetic man-boy.

"I know what they told us and I know that they did not share our values.

"‘How can I change this?’ I can change this by changing the people who are making these decisions."

Dahlings, these two statements send absolute shivers up Mommy’s spine.  Basically, what she is saying is that she did not agree - and the only response she had was to vote them out of power.

Mommy knows that these briefings are secret, but really, my dears.  Don’t we expect that she would have done SOMETHING? 

Yes, dahlings, I believe her.  I believe she did not have the courage to respond and now is comfortable berating them when it is potically safe to do so. 

ahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Rebecca.  Ah, the voice of reason, dahling.

Mommy approves of your mold spore ascendant IQ, my dear.

Oh, dahlings, puh-leeeease!  Perhaps we should consult Peggy Rometo for the facts, shouldn’t we?   Or perhaps Liz Smith can ask a celebrity what she thinks, and we can all agree like a herd of sheep.

What swine flu conspiracy theory do I subscribe to?  My dears, that is a question so preposterous, I shudder to think it would receive even one serious response.

Dahling editors on wowOwow, are you looking at your site content?  Are we gossip, political baiting and shock videos? 

Is that who we, your 40+ US women are, my dears?  Mommy wonders.

Of COURSE he did, dahlings.  I’m calling him THIS MINUTE to tell him to not make such a fuss about the lack of his right to marry!

Some people don’t like to have that so "in their face," or they’ll actually have to TALK about it, my dears.  REALLY, Perez.  We expect so much MORE of you, as a gossip columnist/Miss America judge.

Is distinguished criminal psychologist and author of Inside the Criminal Mind and The Myth of the Out of Character Crime, Dr. Stanton E. Samenow, also a prosecuting attorney who has convicted this defendant?  If not, he is merely making the potential selection of impartial jurors smaller with the suppositions in this headline, isn’t he, dears?  

I, for one, dahlings, am not convicting this man until I’ve heard his defense, which up to now, I have not. 

ahahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Chrome toe, my dear.

What refreshing honesty, dahling.  You sound like my kind of girl!

If/when I fire myself, I will invite you to my retirement cocktail party, my dear.