Walter Wallis

My Comments (197 so far…)

Dear Margo: Seriously Playing Games

SE Asians are great kite makers. I would bet they may even have one made for this duty.

Dear Margo: Seriously Playing Games

1. Give her a one way ticket to gameboy.

2. Unless Daddy has left legally binding directions for his funeral, it is your show. Pick an open space with wind, give a eulogy to who you wish he had been [loving, forgiving, generous] [try to keep a straight face] then send his ashes up in a kite set to release them at 1000 feet. Then splice the main brace [whatever that is]

Dear Margo: This Is Not 'The One'

Your Dad must be proud of you.

Dear Margo: This Is Not 'The One'

Nancy, was your maiden name Princess? Or have you heard that before?

Dear Margo: This Is Not 'The One'

Now he is going to have to buy milk. Poor boy!

Dear Margo: This Is Not 'The One'

So right - sometimes I don’t dare walk past a gang of girls.

Dear Margo: This Is Not 'The One'

Six years is 5 years too long to monopolize a young lady’s attention and still have doubts, especially if you have had privileges. Give the lady a break and let her go to find a man. I know that kills the free family dinners, but you gotta make sacrifices.

[My daughters are both over 50 and I still help and advise them as they do me. ]

Margo Howard: Move Over, Levi Strauss

The hat carries the Combat Infantry Badge and I wear it to shade my eyes from the overhead light at my workstation. I like to think of my writings as witty but accurate .

Margo Howard: Move Over, Levi Strauss

Damit! Now I gotta dig.

Margo Howard: Move Over, Levi Strauss

Am I the first man you turned your back to? It is a lovely back.

I must admit the latest Kennedy is devoted to his job, working for Hugo Chavez to humiliate the United States. Joe Jr. was the only Kennedy I really admired, but he died a hero’s death on a hero’s mission. JFK on 109? At least he was there and didn’t fake it. Bobby tried. But no one picked up my Soros comment - I’m chagrined.

While I am discussing the Kennedys, can anyone resolve one puzzle - was Helen Thomas Fiddle or Faddle?

Margo Howard: Move Over, Levi Strauss

Did anyone ever tell you you’re cute when you’r mad?

Urban ledgend; Rose Garden or Stanfoo?

Margo Howard: Move Over, Levi Strauss

Imagine a Saturday Night Live skit with Obama’s kids playing doctor or sneaking a smoke in the Rose Garden.

A student reporter at Stanfoo wrote a fairly complimentary article about Bill & Hill’s dughter and was tossed off the staff.

Margo Howard: Move Over, Levi Strauss

Just like the Kennedy’s except they have actual jobs instead of trust funds.

Did you hear that as soon as Sarah dumps hubby she is moving in with Soros?

Liz Smith: Sarah Palin's Ex-Almost-Son-in-Law From Hell

unhonored

Liz Smith: Sarah Palin's Ex-Almost-Son-in-Law From Hell

Levi reminds me of Martha Mitchel, and of the Reagan kids, all seduce by the chance to BE SOMEONE! After their service to the enemies of their relative, they dropped into their deserved ring in Dante’s Inferno. Forever after they will be known as the guys who shit in their own nest. "…to the vile depth from which they have sprung, unwept, unhjonored and unsung." [source forgotten]