THE PALIN BUNCH (sung to the them of “The Brady Bunch”) Here’s the story of a gal named Sarah Who was the Governor of State number 49. Then John McCain came lookin’ for a V.P. And that sounded just fine. Here’s the story of Todd the First Dude He had a D.U.I. and drove a snow machine. He couldn’t count to ten on his fingers With just his G.E.D. The election didn’t go the way they planned it Our girl Sarah couldn’t handle interviews. The media exposed her dearth of knowledge Except for Fox News and that blonde chick from The View. The Palin Bunch, the Palin Bunch That’s the way they became the Palin Bunch.

THE WASSILLA HILLBILLIES – PART 2 (sung to the theme of “The Beverly Hillbillies”) Come and listen to a story ‘bout a gal named Sarah Not too many brains but a whole lot of mascara. Her hair is in a beehive and she has some lipstick too, She tried to run for V.P. but she didn’t have a clue. Knowledge that is, Bush Doctrine?, Job of V.P.? Well the first thing ya know Obama left her in the dust, Then we all learned about her in-law in a bust. She said, “The Johnston family are so dumb that they just drool” Then daughter Bristol and Levi dropped right on out of school. Embarrasment that is, Birth’n Babies, Quittin’ Jobs. Well now its time to say good-bye to Sarah and her kin, The First Dude and his wife have some wounds that need lick’n. The whole Palin clan now studies the encyclopedia, So they can handle “Gotcha Questions” from the mainstream media. Couric, that is. Charlie Gibson, Tina Fey.. Y’all come back now, y’hear?

Just wondering? Was Tripp named after his paternal grandmother?

THE PALIN BUNCH (sung to the theme of “The Brady Bunch) Here’s the story of a gal named Sarah Who was the Governor of State number 49. Then John McCain came lookin’ for a V.P. And that sounded just fine. Here’s the story of Todd the First Dude He had a D.U.I. and drove a snow machine. He couldn’t count to ten on his fingers With just his G.E.D. The election didn’t go the way they planned it Our girl Sarah couldn’t handle interviews. The media exposed her dearth of knowledge Except for Fox News and that blonde chick from The View. The Palin Bunch, the Palin Bunch That’s the way they became the Palin Bunch.