LW # 1. You want to come faster? Did I read that right?

I’ve been working for 56 years to stop coming so fast.

If you want to improve your orgasms, try screaming. Not from your head, from your belly. Loud, deep, roaring screaming will scare some men, and absolutely bewitch others, but the main thing is that it will make you come harder and longer.

Keep the other women in your head; that’s where everything happens, anyway.

LW#2 Get. Out. And take your little boy with you.

I agree with Margo.

A male friend was moved to uncover and locate his first girlfriend when his daughter turned fourteen, because it made him realize how badly he’d treated his first girlfriend when she was fourteen and he fifteen. He wanted to make things right. And he did.

I don’t know why it always shocks us to realize that men are real people with real feelings.

Julia Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking. My late brother-in-law bought it for his mother 40 years ago, and she, a good, plain, unimaginative Italian cook, promptly gave it to me.

I learned to make my own croissants before I learned to bake a loaf of bread.

I made quiche lorraine from the crust up, before you could buy them frozen at the Piggly-Wiggly.

I made something with chicken livers that was divine!

Coq au vin.

People — I WAS 20!

This terrific book, somewhat outdated, like Madeline Grey’s The Normal Woman, helped me out at a time when I had many questions I would not have dreamed of asking my mother. And to which she would not, I suspect, have had answers.

Oh, yes; I can still make a mean Chicken Kiev, a la Julia!

Have you seen Putin and his man-boobs? Barack Obama could chase him up a tree!

Yay!

As a sober member of Alcoholics Anonymous, I attend a "spritual service" every time I go to a meeting; you see, there is no "spiritual part" of the program; it’s a spiritual program (but not religious).

Thanks for asking.

Oh, to hell with him.

I think she means "washing our minds out with soap."

My name is Helen O’Reilly, and I approve these messages!

I’ve read comparisons to Chaucer’s Wife of Bath, and maybe those are apt; don’t forget that the Wife had enormous sex appeal, and a perfectly sensual nature … we need to expand our ideas about beauty, attractiveness, and sex appeal to encompass the old, the fat, the hairy, the unplucked and ungroomed, to include those with heavy features, including massive eyebrows (and Susan’s, I thought, were nice and defined), diastemas (the Wife had one and so do I!), and frumpy dresses from the Mamie Eisenhower collection. (Actually, to our collective amazement, I think we have!)

I LOVE Susan Boyle and am prouder than proud to be her "landswoman!" And I love all those who love her!

deber B, again; WRONG.

caj p has EVERY right to state that people who do like Coulter are ignorant. And they probably are. And I have every right to say so, too.

I notice that whenever an English person makes a splash, the media identifies them as English. If they are Scottish (or Welsh), they get called British. That way, the English take credit.

Fecking English!